 The Ironic Wishes Game, Something I saw on another Forum |
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 Jun 12 2007, 13:05
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 The Il2 Fan  Group: Members Posts: 733 Joined: 7-November 06 From: England Member No.: 25  |
Switzerland won ww2, but killed everyone in the process so no-one knew they won.
I wish i could lick my own elbow --------------------   |
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Jun 12 2007, 16:08
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.  Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Your arm falls off, allowing you to physically pick it up and lick your elbow.
I wish I had a car! 
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Jun 12 2007, 17:01
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 Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
D@ve is extatic to receive word that he has won a car, but smashes up the toy car after he finally receives it by mail
I wish we could clone Cervo
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Jun 12 2007, 19:22
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
The clone refuses to accept it is a clone and kills the real Cervo as to take his place!
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Jun 12 2007, 22:33
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 literally the BIG BOSS of OFP  Group: Addon Maker Posts: 1,532 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Bari (ITALY) Member No.: 66 |
surely you'llfall down
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Jun 13 2007, 00:02
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The Il2 Fan Group: Members Posts: 733 Joined: 7-November 06 From: England Member No.: 25 |
the community learns the meaning of life and the universe is destroyed as a result.
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Jun 13 2007, 00:18
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
You barf it up anyway
I wish I owned Wales in particular swansea
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Jun 13 2007, 00:32
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
By the time you suceed I've gone to Aberystrff!
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Jun 13 2007, 23:01
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literally the BIG BOSS of OFP Group: Addon Maker Posts: 1,532 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Bari (ITALY) Member No.: 66 |
surely it would be destroyed once you have it! with you!
I wish we could have VBS2 for free! -------------------- Visit my blog about Poker at Blogspot.com
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Jun 14 2007, 13:09
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 ~Established April, 2004~ Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 800 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Sussex, England Member No.: 34 |
You get VBS2 free, but it takes so long to install on your PC because of the size, ArmA has been modded to near virtual-reality standards by the time it's done
I wish I had the force 
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Jun 14 2007, 21:16
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
You get a force. A 400MN direct impact after being hit by a 4,00kg car traveling at 100m/s!
(That was SCIENCE!) I wish that a thousand riders, each every colour of the rainbow would come down from over the hill and do battle with the unified forces of spambots in a spectical far greater than could be portrayed in any form of media!
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Jun 14 2007, 23:39
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
The battle turns into a dissappointement when both sides agree to a cease-fire to discuss what they'll be having for lunch.
I wish that D@ve would stop using drugs before his mental health drops completely below freezing. -------------------- Creator of dodgy ArmA:CWA addons. |
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Jun 14 2007, 23:49
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 There will be cake. Group: Members Posts: 270 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Netherlands Member No.: 117 |
He stops using the drugs and goes wild with alcohol instead.
I wish this thread wasn't so addictive. |
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Jun 16 2007, 17:55
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire  Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
You stop posting in the thread, however you become addicted instead to Brats spam forum and end up becoming best pals with Rewan. Forever.
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Jun 17 2007, 00:34
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literally the BIG BOSS of OFP Group: Addon Maker Posts: 1,532 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Bari (ITALY) Member No.: 66 |
your holydays will come soon, but you will spend all the time on sweep 'n clear Bratty spam posts!
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Jun 17 2007, 10:05
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
You are told the absolutely ridiculously simple way to do this,italicised font, however when you click the button you find your browser has an error and reboots your PC, everytime.
I wish I was in Queensland now -------------------- |
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Jun 17 2007, 21:19
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~Established April, 2004~ Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 800 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Sussex, England Member No.: 34 |
Prime Minister of Australia/ Queen Elizabeth decides to shuffle around the states down-under. Witty is now in Queensland, and the outback is now an area ringing the whole country at the coast with the rest of the states just flung in the middle.
I wish it didn't take 30+ minutes to read through the forum so I don't miss anything important after a single weekend. |
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Jun 18 2007, 00:15
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literally the BIG BOSS of OFP Group: Addon Maker Posts: 1,532 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Bari (ITALY) Member No.: 66 |
you can stay out the whole year, nobody will notice it!
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Jun 18 2007, 13:12
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Your wish is granted. Really, that isn't a good thing.
I wish the sky was green!
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Jun 19 2007, 05:41
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
The sky turns green due to a reaction with an introduced foreign compound released in a explosion in a chemical weapons plant somewhere in the world. You gaze at the lovely green sky as you choke to death
I wish my cat didnt snore -------------------- |
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