spam: the best of Options

[d@nte]

lol, i have received a great message. i'm a winner of a lot of money:

FROM THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,

MR.A.... K........

EUROPEAN/UK/S.A.UNION INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS

BID SOUTH AFRICA 2010 WORLD CUP LOTTERY

AWARD DEPARTMENT.UNITED KINGDOM/SOUTH AFRICA

(Customer Services)



Ref: ...........

Batch: ...............

Winning No: .............



Dear Sir/Madam,



WINNING NOTIFICATION



We happily announce to you the draw of South African 2010 World Cup Bid Lottery Award International programs held in U.K. Your "email address" was attached to ticket number; ........... serial number ........ This batch draws the lucky numbers as follows .......... bonus number 2, which consequently won you the lottery in the second category.





You hereby have been approved lump sum pay of £520,000.00 (FIVE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND BRITISH POUNDS) file Ref: ............. from the total cash prize of 18,000,000.00 shared amongst ten lucky winners based on their category.



All participants "email addresses" were selected through a computer balloting system drawn from Nine hundred thousand names from Canada,Australia,United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceanic as part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually before 2010.

This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by some multinational companies and some other EU personalities as part of their social responsibility to promote South Africans 2010 World Cup Award.



Please you are advised to file for your claim immediately through our Agent in South Africa MR. J........ K...... for your prize money and to remit your winning fund to your account. Call him on the phone immediately you received this message because you stand a risk of loosing the prize if you fail to claim within a month from the day you received this notification.



His contact details are as follows:



NAME: MR. J...... K.......

(CLAIM AGENT).

TEL:

E-mail:





Call him on the phone immediately you receive this mail.



For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this information confidential from the public until your claim is processed and your prize released to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid dual claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this program by non-participant or unofficial personnel.



Congratulations once again on your winnings!!!



Best Regards

M........ S..............

Co-coordinator

EUROPEAN.UK .SOUTH AFRICAN UNION INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS.



Yours faithfully,

M....... S...........

Online coordinator

EUROPEAN/UK/S.A UNION INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS,

Open 7 days 7am-7pm.

i have erased some informations (names etc).

btw, i don't understand, why they think that people are stupid.

[JdB]

As this is a "funny" thread, it doesn't belong in "OT Discussions", moving to "Chatter, Word Games & Jokes"

Some people are stupid, if there was nobody falling for these kinds of scams, then these criminals would be doing something else, and not continuing with this

[d@nte]

gasp, sorry for the wrong place

Some people are stupid, if there was nobody falling for these kinds of scams, then these criminals would be doing something else, and not continuing with this

yeah, sure. but this kind of swindle is obvious

[JdB]

yeah, sure. but this kind of swindle is obvious

Online bankaccount scams have been in the news here dozens of times, and everytime some people fall for it, so apperantly it's not that obvious to some.

[GIJOE94]

I got a message like that once telling me that some guy wants me to look after 2.5 million pounds (5 million dollers) because of something to do with is old man and a certain percentage was mine. Didn't belive a word of it.

[D@V£]

It reminds me of the time I got what seemed to be an email from my bank requesting my PIN code and the like... which is unusual, as most banks don't seem to stress enough that they'll never ask for said codes...

...made even more unusual by the fact that I'm near certain my bank's email isn't "coolkid974@aol.com"...

[BigglesTrevor]

haha, im always getting e-mails from banks of colombia telling me some guy died there and they want me to take his money as he has no relatives.

[d@nte]

lol, the guy who is dead must be still a drug trafficker and they want someone to clean the money

[pMASTER]

That's my best one (translated)

From: Jana Utter
To: keineantwortadresse@web.de (=noansweradresse@web.de )
Subject: Your 25,00 X bonus to buy pills

Text:

Super, your 25,00 Euro bonus is ready for you!
Yes, you are right! For your personal order, we have prepared a 25,00 Euro bonus for you. It is a child's play to cash your bonus because we just will cut the costs of your order with it. It's a pleasure to inform you today about this. You have to decide for yourself whether you want to buy Viagra, Cialis, Levitra and Xenical!

[Flyer]

I saw a spot in the german sports TV not long ago. There was a picture and a voice, saying that I'm the winner of money and a Audi A3, and just have to call number xyz. The spot told me I was choose by a Random number generator...IN TV!!!

And it's true, there must be a lot of people who are stupid enough to believe that shit

[Deadeye]

greeting dude
When I looked in the mirror after every shower, I couldn’t help but wonder whether or not I was average. After doing some research online, I realized that I was under-average = (

finn Krasienko
http://www.goheredude.com/

What's his valid point?

[JdB]

What's his valid point?

That there is not much point in showing his "point" to the ladies

Spammers come up with stuff like this from their own experience, they were laughed at in school when girls ROFL'ed at their tinyness after P.E. (or gymnastics if you want).

[Blackscorpion]

That's my best one (translated)

Order 25 € worth of Viagra?

[BigglesTrevor]

anyone else getting sent littlewood scams through the real post?

[pMASTER]

Order 25 € worth of Viagra?

Yep, a bonus for a durable boner.

[Deadeye]

Attention!

I want you to read this message very carefully and diligently.

I’m a professional; hence you have no need of knowing who I am, where I am from, until I arrange for a one on one meeting. I have been mandated to terminate your life for some reasons listed to me by the contractor - someone I believe you know very well and very close to you. Consequently, I have been following you closely for a month now and have seen that you are innocent of the accusation leveled against you.

In your best interest, do not contact the Police or try to send a copy of this to any security agents, because if you do, I will certainly know through the impeccable assistance of one of the secret agents who is a friend, and you will leave me with no option than to be forced to do what I have being duly paid to do, beside this is the first time I’m turning out to be a betrayer against the ethics of my profession.

Now listen, I will arrange for us to see one on one but before that I need the amount of $14,000.00, you have nothing to be afraid of. I will be coming to see you in your home or you determine where you wish we meet, do not set any camera to cover us or set up any tape to record our conversation, I seem to hold the four aces now. You will need to transfer $7, 000.00 to the account I will provide for you, before we will set our first meeting, after you have make the first advance payment to the account, I will provide you with the tape that contains his request for me to assassinate you, which will be enough proof for you to take up a legal action against him (if you wish to do so) and will tell you what to do and protect you, then the balance will be paid later.

You don’t need my phone contact for now till I am assured you are ready to comply, and being silence on this matter is very dangerous. The choice remains yours, and you have the next 72hrs to make that choice, otherwise you will live your limited life watching your back. A word is enough for the wise!

Signed,
Assassin

[pMASTER]

Shit, he departed from his word. I want my money back.

[Wittmann]

Now THAT is creative spam.
Quick, lets get a list of american email addy's and see how much cash we can rake in

[Toadball]

damn! i'm being spammed by literacy types!

Heyello,

My way. If wind and tide's ag'in' me, i can wait have been
prevented. It was late in the summer she resumed her work
with a stifled chuckle, and to go—just to help poor miss
blacklock out. I'm it's not, even, as though you were his
sister's had earned opportunities for contemplative repose.
you are, don't it? Undershaft accepting the chair modern
greek, and in the second place they were blankets. And what
was this, in such cold as penetrated the weight of which
it is impossible to deny,.

Guten Tag,


Brahmanas. This conduct is cleansing and excellent. That
seemed to prevail both within and without large feet, large
hips, a large waist, and large i was, died from a fall from
his horse, his children must have towered between twenty
and thirty feet battlefield i'll start home tomorrow! Which
shows gent. 'tis all i dare do, madam but the king will
him. Senior's teeth chattered, and he looked blue bates
4, chase 2, claynew jersey, daytonpennsylvania, that might
be crushed like a rose leaf. There.

What's up?

Him from the depths of lowliness in which he sought spirits.
and they saw various trees bending under this one that is
of darkish hue, whose eyes are if i meant to limit myself
to a fixed rate of cookery to trust to it. He had provided
himself to the utmost, i will lay down my life. Before celestial
conches. And hearing the blare of gigantea of other men,
i burn with grief, o grandsire! And ascanius all the others
that were in possibility villages, all palely shrouded in
the faint morning.

he probably needs a new spell checker and a few grammar lessons

[pMASTER]

Viagra advertise mails always make me smile. I don't waste time with the details, the subject says it all:

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