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Sheildsy
post Apr 23 2008, 02:30
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Thats right, i got a new Axelotal ( Mexican Walking Fish) and my wife didnt knwo what i call him, so i called him Cervo!.
He is big, slimy and has a hard on for the rules, and most of all, we all love him.
Will post a pic of my Cervo when i get betteries for my camera tongue.gif naughty.gif naughty.gif


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post Apr 23 2008, 08:05
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biggrin.gif That's probably the most weird thing this forum will come up with today.


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post Apr 23 2008, 08:41
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Hilarious biggrin.gif

Maybe one day you'll have your aquarium full of OFP/ArmA community members wink.gif


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post Apr 23 2008, 09:51
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in fact he wants that you call a fish Deadeye rolleyes.gif

btw you mean this animal (it's not a fish but a salamander):

http://www.bountyfishing.com/blog/images/axolotl.jpg

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post Apr 23 2008, 10:29
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Heh.

Just don't leave it out of water too long! ohmy.gif

They... change... if you do that ohmy.gif

(I am thinking of the right thing here, aren't I? ohmy.gif )


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post Apr 23 2008, 11:28
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Yeah, this him, but mine is black smile.gif


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post Apr 23 2008, 15:01
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When I first opened the photo of the lil fella, I didn't spot a difference to Cervo ohmy.gif

Anyone else?


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post Apr 23 2008, 15:10
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Well, mine is just a darker version of the white 'Cervo-Walking-Fish', or has he likes to call it 'the Corsica Cervo'.
I am getting battereies tomorrow so you can look at the little guy.
....my wife wants a cat.....oh what to name it.....


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Dave, name it Dave! It's one of those things that has to be done.


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post Apr 23 2008, 16:26
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QUOTE(Helping Hand @ Apr 23 2008, 15:52) *
Dave, name it Dave! It's one of those things that has to be done.


If anyone names a cat after me I will personally take it out on you now.

(Also, what the hell kind of a name for a cat is "Dave" anyway? It's well established scientific fact, that cats have to be given stupidly long English Upper Class names! ohmy.gif Like "Lord Punctington Morgan Up-the-meadow-over-the-bridge-and-then-take-the-first-left-at-shrewsbury the 14th")


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post Apr 24 2008, 02:50
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Lord Dave?


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post Apr 24 2008, 10:24
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QUOTE(Sheildsy @ Apr 24 2008, 02:50) *
Lord Dave?


We'll compromise.
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QUOTE(brataccas @ Jul 1 2008, 22:15) *
DAVES REAL NAME IS DAVID HELLAM dance.gif


You had a warning level of 80%, which you didn't get for simply posting in a locked topic or similar (rather attacking moderating and site team on numerous occasions). I warned you not to violate any more rules, which you replied to that you forgot because you hadn't been on the forum in a while. Barely 30 minutes later you then posted in all capital letters in an old thread, adding nothing to the subject that was a valid reason to revive the thread. This shows that you simply don't respect the rules, or the people enforcing them. You have been told not to break any rules. As these two violations are both rules here, and you have shown not to be all that interested in staying here, you are hereby banned from the forums. You have had enough chances already, including the unique instance where you were unbanned, and being forgiven the creation of several duplicate accounts, to be given a last chance. I again gave you a last chance when I told you not to break any more rules. Our patience is not endless.

I have discussed this with Helping Hand, and he didn't think it deserved a ban, but I have decided to overrule him, as he hasn't witnessed the amount of abuse that you have produced, and the total lack of interest in following the rules.

As said many times before, the Chatter, Word Games & Jokes section is meant for subjects that are not directly linked to BIS games or the military, but must have a sane subject, and must abide with the forum rules, and is not what you seem to think judging by some of the topics you created, a free-for-all.


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