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 Oct 23 2011, 00:21
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker  Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113  |
Ah 'Bomber' Harris how we still love you... Sorry about the mess old chap.
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Oct 23 2011, 00:34
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 Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain  Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Well, I think you Britons find a few of our goodies too every once in a while.
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Oct 23 2011, 01:23
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire  Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
In inverse proportions.
I can't help myself now... QUOTE The German air controllers at Frankfurt am Main Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.
Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice, in 1944. But it was dark, and I didn't land." -------------------- |
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Oct 23 2011, 22:36
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 Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
 Look at that awesome, solid, hard lump of metal ... and a tank. Ive had a fun day 
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Oct 23 2011, 22:55
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
I have a picture the same as that somewhere from when I went, only it was rather wet then...
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Oct 24 2011, 00:20
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 Hipster addonmaker  Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(Mark-HH @ Oct 23 2011, 23:55)  only it was rather wet then... Heaven cries all the time when you leave the house. -------------------- Creator of dodgy ArmA:CWA addons.   |
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Oct 24 2011, 01:32
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
So that's the reason for the notorious weather conditions on the Isles...? I see. Mark, stay indoors!
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Oct 24 2011, 10:24
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
It's because the Queen is away.
It's been glorious over here. Funnily enough the moment she left Canberra for Brisbane the weather went to shite. Apparently the sun actually *does* shine out of the Royal's arses... -------------------- |
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Oct 24 2011, 10:54
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
She is your queen damnit!
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Oct 24 2011, 10:59
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Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
Well technically shes yours
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Oct 24 2011, 11:10
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
'twas a pun Dave used to pick on Witty with.
QUOTE(Elliot Carver @ Oct 24 2011, 11:59) Well technically shes yours Do you know that Franz of Bavaria - the great-grandson to the last King of Bavaria - is a direct descendant to the Stuart family and could claim the British throne?  -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Oct 24 2011, 11:31
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Oct 23 2011, 00:34) Well, I think you Britons find a few of our goodies too every once in a while. Far fewer, which I think says alot about British vs German ordnance quality during the war...though if you chaps were to revisit and redo what you did to Clydebank I'm sure you'd be doing us Glaswegians a big favour 
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Oct 24 2011, 12:10
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Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
Might need to use more modern weaponry tho - Some scum can survive extreme temperatures
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Oct 24 2011, 13:01
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
If you're going to take out some targets in return, we'll have a deal.
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Oct 24 2011, 16:44
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Oct 24 2011, 11:54) She is your queen damnit! Hence why that Gillard is on the list I posted after Kadaffi got 0wned, which you didn't understand. She's in denial too 
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Oct 24 2011, 19:23
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Beast of War Group: Site Team Posts: 547 Joined: 4-November 06 From: Marseille Member No.: 12 |
-------------------- This is my totaly useless signature Lazyness = mc² |
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Oct 24 2011, 19:51
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Gawddamnit the place is overrun by spambots!
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Oct 24 2011, 19:53
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Not my department!
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Oct 24 2011, 19:54
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
OFP2 sucked anyway.
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Oct 24 2011, 20:17
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Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
f*ck me you could film Jurassic park 4 in there!
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