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Nov 25 2016, 12:38
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Who says that our popes would have to collide in Rome? If the explosion's epicenter was, say, in the midst of the Australian deserts, how far would the immediate destruction radius spread? Far enough to strike Mecca? I mean, Moscow? No, no, I mean, Mühlenhof-Menzenrath? Can't stand those buggers! Yes. If it detonated in Australia it would still kill everyone. By-the-by, the Snooper's Charter passed here in the UK, so, I expect the both of you to be on your best behaviour around the influx of new members who are secretly GCHQ agents trying to figure out exactly what the hell we're up to here. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Nov 25 2016, 17:56
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
By-the-by, the Snooper's Charter passed here in the UK, so, I expect the both of you to be on your best behaviour around the influx of new members who are secretly GCHQ agents trying to figure out exactly what the hell we're up to here. We haven't had anyone new participating here in years. It'd be the easiest counter-intelligence operation in history -------------------- |
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Nov 25 2016, 23:57
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#5503
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
We haven't had anyone new participating here in years. It'd be the easiest counter-intelligence operation in history Nonetheless, it pays to be prepared. As we all know, the art of subterfuge is misdirection, so, memorize these lines: 1. "Why on earth would I have talked with the Surgeon General of Nicaragua?" 2. "Everyone knows the Voight-Kampf test is infallible." 3. "What could anyone hope to gain by cloning a gorilla?" 4. "I don't think I've even met someone named 'Craig'." 5. "How easy do you think it would be to perform a man-in-the-middle attack on an actual election? Maybe the opinion polls were just wrong?" 6. "Wasn't that the plot of an Austin Powers fan-fiction?" 7. "What's a 'ninja'?" 8. "I'm sorry, I can't talk now, I'm running late for a sports appointment." -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Nov 26 2016, 08:57
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
And "I hereby solemnly denounce all prior dealings I have had with D@VE and was under the impression he was, in fact, a strange Welshman and not a tyrannical genius with the means to launch a successful coup, establishing himself as the dictator of the Isle of Wight."
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Nov 26 2016, 16:07
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
And "I hereby solemnly denounce all prior dealings I have had with D@VE and was under the impression he was, in fact, a strange Welshman and not a tyrannical genius with the means to launch a successful coup, establishing himself as the dictator of the Isle of Wight." You're working for the government which makes it treason. The only punishment for that is death by hanging, or as we call it in 2016 "20 hours of community service" -------------------- |
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Nov 27 2016, 02:00
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Ugh.
Hanging is neither a sexy, painful nor nutritious way to execute someone. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Nov 27 2016, 06:28
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
What is a sexy method then?
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Nov 27 2016, 15:16
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
-------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Nov 27 2016, 18:06
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
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Nov 27 2016, 19:48
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#5510
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
How is that nutritious? Mmmm.... crackling... (Also, I guess to a lesser extent the other definition of "spit roasting" has some nutritional value...) -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Nov 27 2016, 21:22
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
[im]http://www.holmansbridgefarm.com/example/cat04_l.jpg[/img] Mmmm.... crackling... That's not impalement and the pig was already dead prior to being prepared not to mention the fire not used in conjunction with the pole. You sir are grasping at straws! -------------------- |
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Nov 27 2016, 22:41
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
That's not impalement and the pig was already dead prior to being prepared not to mention the fire not used in conjunction with the pole. You sir are grasping at straws! Gee Boss, I'm sorry, I couldn't find a picture of a pig, much less a person, being spit-roasted alive. Anyways, Bavarian Dan the Bavarian Man only asked about sexy execution ("sexecution", if you will) not about nutrition. If I knew I was going to get grilled like this over a throwaway joke I wouldn't have made it, yah humourless bastard -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Nov 28 2016, 12:32
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
Gee Boss, I'm sorry, I couldn't find a picture of a pig, much less a person, being spit-roasted alive. Anyways, Bavarian Dan the Bavarian Man only asked about sexy execution ("sexecution", if you will) not about nutrition. If I knew I was going to get grilled like this over a throwaway joke I wouldn't have made it, yah humourless bastard I'm pretty sure most German's find roast pork sexy, if not downright erotic. 10 points to Davidov! -------------------- |
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Nov 28 2016, 23:57
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
As far as I'm concerned, only the final product is what I'd deem sexy.
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Dec 2 2016, 02:57
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
RIP you useless waiter from Barcelona!
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Dec 2 2016, 05:36
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
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Dec 3 2016, 01:04
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
I take it this classic hasn't been -------------------- |
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Dec 3 2016, 07:05
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
The hell I know. Haven't owned a telly in years. I'm not watching much at all anymore. I can't even remember the last movie I watched in cinema.
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Dec 4 2016, 16:59
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
The hell I know. Haven't owned a telly in years. You're already 20% on the way to becoming a lefty hipster This post has been edited by JdB: Dec 4 2016, 16:59 -------------------- |
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Dec 5 2016, 02:32
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
I do not own a telly so as to boycott the propaganda which lefty hipsters want to force on me.
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