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Elliot Carver
post Jun 9 2012, 10:57
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Bed goes up bed goes down bed goes up bed goes down bed goes up


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post Jun 9 2012, 19:11
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In hospital now trying to figure out whats wrong. I feel like im on an episode of house.
And carver wont f*cking stop playing with my electric bed! X


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post Jun 9 2012, 19:38
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QUOTE(Indigo @ Jun 9 2012, 19:11) *
And carver wont f*cking stop playing with my electric bed! X


For a minute I thought Carver couldn't control his urges even in a hospital ... stupid.gif

A kick in the nuts is still a viable option to assert your position as the leader of the pack thumbsup.gif


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post Jun 10 2012, 07:06
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This thread is going places...


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post Jun 10 2012, 14:32
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Jun 10 2012, 07:06) *
This thread is going places...


Yep, straight to the urology ward blues.gif


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post Jun 10 2012, 14:45
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QUOTE(JdB @ Jun 10 2012, 14:32) *
Yep, straight to the urology ward blues.gif

Yeah, I've been meaning to talk with you about that.

Do you really need to take the thread with you when you get your infection treated? None of us want to see that. You're a valued member of this community, but I feel certain lines must be drawn... Just leave the thread in the waiting room, yeah?


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post Jun 11 2012, 21:56
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QUOTE(D@V£ @ Jun 10 2012, 14:45) *
Do you really need to take the thread with you when you get your infection treated? None of us want to see that. You're a valued member of this community, but I feel certain lines must be drawn... Just leave the thread in the waiting room, yeah?


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Next we'll have to do STD testing on girls before dragging them into the van blink.gif


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post Jun 12 2012, 03:07
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Fifth week, Indigo is still alive? Carver sexed her to death? Or it was the opposite?

Well, you two at least started to use your accounts as it should, hooah for that.
 
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post Jun 12 2012, 03:29
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heh yeah all jokes aside shes spending her 5th night in hospital with the specialists trying to find out whats up tomoz. Gallbladder, Hepatitis or Glandular Fever with infection of the liver in there too. Shes doing alright regardless and being a real trooper that and with you lot to keep her company she'll be needing a psychiatrist once shes out ... only to regain her mentally psychotic state of nymphomania hug.gif


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post Jun 12 2012, 04:18
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Now that's a way of cheering up your girlfriend.

A speedy recovery, Indigo! happy.gif You'll be alright.



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post Jun 12 2012, 04:53
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I was going to say something too black even for this forum [for the record, it involves Pmaster, sorry mate, I'm deeply sorry for even think about it], I better shut up and say only "Cheers Indigo, we'll hold our induendos 'til you get better!"
 
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post Jun 12 2012, 07:36
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Indigo; we all hope you recover swiftly and are back in action better than ever.

We also hope you give whatever it is you have to Carver so we get rid off him for a month.


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post Jun 12 2012, 08:21
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Carver has to stay well otherwise we cant afford the flat xD my sister went over there the other day and apparently its turned into a bachelors pad xD they were also posioning me with morphine cause they were giving me too much and it was making me be sick xD
Ill be alright hopefully find out today whats wrong so i can get better xD
Thanks though guys smile.gif x


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post Jun 12 2012, 09:16
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QUOTE(Benoist @ Jun 12 2012, 05:53) *
I was going to say something too black even for this forum [for the record, it involves Pmaster, sorry mate, I'm deeply sorry for even think about it], I better shut up and say only "Cheers Indigo, we'll hold our induendos 'til you get better!"
Oh please tell me. Black humor is one of my many trades.


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post Jun 12 2012, 17:06
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QUOTE(Indigo @ Jun 12 2012, 08:21) *
Carver has to stay well otherwise we cant afford the flat xD my sister went over there the other day and apparently its turned into a bachelors pad xD


So he's already started making room for your replacement. Did he try to hit on your sister by any chance? Because that's just the kind of unscrupulous bastard that he is ... Not that I had anything to do with teaching him such behaviour blues.gif

GET WELL SOON!

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post Jun 13 2012, 00:30
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I heard she likes to bite her lollipops JdB. So by all means, go deliver the poor sick lass one.

@Carver: Pizza boxes piling up, floor-basket for clothes, lots of empty booze bottles or all three? I'm going for the 'pub after closing time' look at the moment with my own bachelor pad.


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post Jun 13 2012, 01:14
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Suppose I better pipe up: get well soon Indigo!

After my own bachelor pad soon. Can't wait to start ordering pizza.


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post Jun 13 2012, 19:31
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@John
After later tonight this forum is gonna become an aweful place for one of us.

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Ohne Holland...
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post Jun 14 2012, 02:39
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Jun 13 2012, 19:31) *
@John
After later tonight this forum is gonna become an aweful place for one of us.


Not really, I was hoping the score would be a lot higher so the idiot coach would finally be fired sad.gif


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QUOTE(JdB @ Jun 14 2012, 03:39) *
Not really, I was hoping the score would be a lot higher so the idiot coach would finally be fired sad.gif

Just win high against Portugal...and we'll do the rest !



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