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Jun 9 2012, 10:57
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Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
Bed goes up bed goes down bed goes up bed goes down bed goes up
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Jun 9 2012, 19:11
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
In hospital now trying to figure out whats wrong. I feel like im on an episode of house.
And carver wont f*cking stop playing with my electric bed! X -------------------- Win. Seriously. |
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Jun 9 2012, 19:38
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
And carver wont f*cking stop playing with my electric bed! X For a minute I thought Carver couldn't control his urges even in a hospital ... A kick in the nuts is still a viable option to assert your position as the leader of the pack -------------------- |
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Jun 10 2012, 07:06
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
This thread is going places...
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Jun 10 2012, 14:32
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
This thread is going places... Yep, straight to the urology ward -------------------- |
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Jun 10 2012, 14:45
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Yep, straight to the urology ward Yeah, I've been meaning to talk with you about that. Do you really need to take the thread with you when you get your infection treated? None of us want to see that. You're a valued member of this community, but I feel certain lines must be drawn... Just leave the thread in the waiting room, yeah? -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jun 11 2012, 21:56
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Do you really need to take the thread with you when you get your infection treated? None of us want to see that. You're a valued member of this community, but I feel certain lines must be drawn... Just leave the thread in the waiting room, yeah? On that notion: QUOTE As of 2011, there are reports of strains of gonorrhea that show antibiotic resistance to multiple agents, specifically to both cefixime and ceftriaxone Next we'll have to do STD testing on girls before dragging them into the van -------------------- |
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Jun 12 2012, 03:07
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Mr. Argentina 2012 Group: Newshound Posts: 498 Joined: 20-October 07 From: Argentina Member No.: 1,502 |
Fifth week, Indigo is still alive? Carver sexed her to death? Or it was the opposite?
Well, you two at least started to use your accounts as it should, hooah for that. |
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Jun 12 2012, 03:29
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Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
heh yeah all jokes aside shes spending her 5th night in hospital with the specialists trying to find out whats up tomoz. Gallbladder, Hepatitis or Glandular Fever with infection of the liver in there too. Shes doing alright regardless and being a real trooper that and with you lot to keep her company she'll be needing a psychiatrist once shes out ... only to regain her mentally psychotic state of nymphomania
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Jun 12 2012, 04:18
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Now that's a way of cheering up your girlfriend.
A speedy recovery, Indigo! You'll be alright. -------------------- |
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Jun 12 2012, 04:53
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Mr. Argentina 2012 Group: Newshound Posts: 498 Joined: 20-October 07 From: Argentina Member No.: 1,502 |
I was going to say something too black even for this forum [for the record, it involves Pmaster, sorry mate, I'm deeply sorry for even think about it], I better shut up and say only "Cheers Indigo, we'll hold our induendos 'til you get better!"
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Jun 12 2012, 07:36
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
Indigo; we all hope you recover swiftly and are back in action better than ever.
We also hope you give whatever it is you have to Carver so we get rid off him for a month. -------------------- |
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Jun 12 2012, 08:21
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
Carver has to stay well otherwise we cant afford the flat xD my sister went over there the other day and apparently its turned into a bachelors pad xD they were also posioning me with morphine cause they were giving me too much and it was making me be sick xD
Ill be alright hopefully find out today whats wrong so i can get better xD Thanks though guys x -------------------- Win. Seriously. |
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Jun 12 2012, 09:16
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
I was going to say something too black even for this forum [for the record, it involves Pmaster, sorry mate, I'm deeply sorry for even think about it], I better shut up and say only "Cheers Indigo, we'll hold our induendos 'til you get better!" Oh please tell me. Black humor is one of my many trades. -------------------- |
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Jun 12 2012, 17:06
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Carver has to stay well otherwise we cant afford the flat xD my sister went over there the other day and apparently its turned into a bachelors pad xD So he's already started making room for your replacement. Did he try to hit on your sister by any chance? Because that's just the kind of unscrupulous bastard that he is ... Not that I had anything to do with teaching him such behaviour GET WELL SOON!
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Jun 13 2012, 00:30
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
I heard she likes to bite her lollipops JdB. So by all means, go deliver the poor sick lass one.
@Carver: Pizza boxes piling up, floor-basket for clothes, lots of empty booze bottles or all three? I'm going for the 'pub after closing time' look at the moment with my own bachelor pad. -------------------- |
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Jun 13 2012, 01:14
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ARCP Winner 2007 Group: Members Posts: 263 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Lake District, England Member No.: 100 |
Suppose I better pipe up: get well soon Indigo!
After my own bachelor pad soon. Can't wait to start ordering pizza. -------------------- OFP/Arma addict turned forum lurker.
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Jun 13 2012, 19:31
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
@John
After later tonight this forum is gonna become an aweful place for one of us. //edit Ohne Holland...
Reason for edit: Germany vs. Netherlands 2:1
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Jun 14 2012, 02:39
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
@John After later tonight this forum is gonna become an aweful place for one of us. Not really, I was hoping the score would be a lot higher so the idiot coach would finally be fired -------------------- |
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Jun 15 2012, 10:39
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Gentleman Usher of the Banstick Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 1,781 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Old-Europe Member No.: 11 |
Not really, I was hoping the score would be a lot higher so the idiot coach would finally be fired Just win high against Portugal...and we'll do the rest ! -------------------- |
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