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[Benoist]

- My teeth...
I brush then 3 times per day, almost fime minutes each time, I always carry one with toothpaste when I travel, it's the only part of my body that I REALLY take care of. I'm the only one in my family without teeth problems because of the above, however I can't get them to be white! I have a yellowish color in every tooth and most noticiable near the gums.
My dentist says that it's normal in some people, but is annoying anyway.

[Toadball]

Everybody has it lol, gets more noticable with age, only way to get rid of it is tooth whitening or tooth bleaching as it's also known. Would not recommend it to anyone.

[Blackbuck]

Hammond, lol.

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College ¬_¬ Useless place.

[Benoist]

My brother.

He has his own computer, but NO! He has to install this f*cking program "tooltip". 9 of 10 times I close it nothing happens, but the other one the PC restarts, and if I have Mozilla open at the moment I lose my bookmarks, historial, everything.
It's the most annoying thing... EVER. I don't even know (he neither) what's the point of that programs.

[Red Square Monkey]

My brother.

He has his own computer, but NO! He has to install this f*cking program "tooltip". 9 of 10 times I close it nothing happens, but the other one the PC restarts, and if I have Mozilla open at the moment I lose my bookmarks, historial, everything.
It's the most annoying thing... EVER. I don't even know (he neither) what's the point of that programs.

Enjoy your spyware.

[pMASTER]

If I were you, I'd format my computer now and put the keyboard on live electricity so your brother is kept away from it.

[BigglesTrevor]

Blister Packs. I got a new set of headphones in the post this morning, who invented these god awful things? I had to use a massive knife just to get into the dam thing.

[pMASTER]

- My teeth...
I brush then 3 times per day, almost fime minutes each time, I always carry one with toothpaste when I travel, it's the only part of my body that I REALLY take care of. I'm the only one in my family without teeth problems because of the above, however I can't get them to be white! I have a yellowish color in every tooth and most noticiable near the gums.
My dentist says that it's normal in some people, but is annoying anyway.

Teeth, yeah. The last remaining wisdomteeth cause trouble again.
Wisdomteeth, appendix - why were these useless things packed into us?

[Benoist]

Wait a few "evolutions" and you won't have them anymore.

[D@V£]

Wait a few "evolutions" and you won't have them anymore.

Evolution is the exact reason we do have them...

Here's my annoying thing;

People who talk about evolution (in a Darwinian sense) with no clear concept of what it is exactly. TV does this. A lot.
They also do this with relativity.

I'm looking at you Tim Kring.

[pMASTER]

What a ridiculous name!

And I agree with what Dave told me via MSN: The usage and cosmetic advantages of teeth and jaws in general are overrated!

[Benoist]

Evolution is the exact reason we do have them...

Here's my annoying thing;

People who talk about evolution (in a Darwinian sense) with no clear concept of what it is exactly. TV does this. A lot.
They also do this with relativity.

I'm looking at you Tim Kring.

We do, right, but now they are useless, and if they are useless, isn't that our future being won't have them?


Of course my knowledge is TV, a wikipedia Article and what my imagination brings up. I'm not an expert.

[D@V£]

No. That's not how evolution works. I'm suggesting you take a hammer to your teeth immediately.

Not for the same reason I'm suggesting pMaster take a hammer to his teeth. But like most forms of dentistry, it also doubles up as a suitable punishment.

Evolution works in that mutations that are capable of surviving better in the environment available will survive (as opposed to the mutant with toes for lungs, which won't). At which point, said mutant will do what living things do, and the mutations will (usually) be passed onto their descendants, who will pass said mutations onto their descends et cetera, et cetera.

Evolution does not work by creatures magically following some kind of pre-planned route wherein they suddenly become better every generation or so.


This is why stuff like the appendix isn't going to go away. People without one aren't inherently better at survival than people with one. Though modern medicine and the nanny state has pretty much beaten the sh*t out of natural selection... curse them!

(Though I blame the nanny state more, medicine can't help itself...)



(...Actually, the thought of Karl Marx and Dr House beating up Darwin is pretty funny)

(Don't know why I said House... to be honest, I can't particularly think of any real famous Doctor... as long as no one thinks he's not Prince George...)

(...Dr Phil? I don't think he's really applicable...)

(I've never actually seen House... I'd probably like it... but... meh...)

This post has been edited by D@V£: Mar 1 2009, 21:17

[pMASTER]

Hahaha...

"Defendant, here is your sentence: Three years and six month at the dentist's chair!"

But maybe I should use the hammer instead, where I know what I'm getting! The funny part is, I'm in fear of a jaw suppuration. And what drugs do I pop? One that can cause agranulocytosis as a side effect.

[Benoist]

So, you are saying that in some point a mutation will cause that some people will be born without an appendix, and they will be the most acclimated people for survival?
Of course an appendix is not the best survival tool, but you get what I'm saying... don't you?

[BigglesTrevor]

talking off teeth, i need 3 fillings tomorow.

[D@V£]

Hahaha...

"Defendant, here is your sentence: Three years and six month at the dentist's chair!"

But maybe I should use the hammer instead, where I know what I'm getting! The funny part is, I'm in fear of a jaw suppuration. And what drugs do I pop? One that can cause agranulocytosis as a side effect.

What's there to be afraid of? You don't need a jawbone. I mean, what do you use it for? Hmm?

Chewing and some talking. Heck, you can do a good bit of talking without a jawbone. You could even get one of those cool voice boxes! Then get a radio-career as a Stephen Hawkings impersonator!

As for chewing, it's an excuse to eat more stuff like Pasta and Chilli. And I can't think of anyone who hasn't thought to themselves "I really need to eat more stuff like Pasta and Chilli".

So, yeah, loosing your jawbone can only help but kick-start your career! You know, like turning 40, but without the whole "old" thing!

[pMASTER]

MSI.

"Do you want to install Direct X 9.0c?"
"No."
"Please wait while setup.exe installs Direct X 9.0c on your system."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Jason]

Working in retail forces you to work with some of the most frustrating people alive - Customers!

Complain, moan, want, compalin... did I say moan? Grrrrr

This post has been edited by Jason: Mar 20 2009, 05:00

[Toadball]

Correction to that: most frustrating people alive - Management