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 May 23 2012, 04:55
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Mr. Argentina 2012  Group: Newshound Posts: 498 Joined: 20-October 07 From: Argentina Member No.: 1,502  |
Well, got with a mate from the uni to do a group work with other 6 guys who never show up, so we had to drink those two cases of beer all alone, and tomorrow I work, yeepy
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May 23 2012, 05:24
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 Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
In Germany we a have nice saying for this kind of situation... It will lose its wits in translation but I feel like sharing anyway.
Team: Toll ein anderer macht's. (Great, someone else is doing my work) -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google!    R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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May 23 2012, 08:29
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire  Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
Stupid cold weather. I am sick of scraping ice of my car in the morning.
Even English summer is better than this. It is nice in the day though - most of the time.  Also, work:  AFP patrol and a RAPID Car in the rear.  This one belongs to my area - 4WD comms truck for mobile comms, CCTV and forward command. -------------------- |
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May 23 2012, 11:35
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker  Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
QUOTE(Wittmann @ May 23 2012, 08:29)  Stupid cold weather. I am sick of scraping ice of my car in the morning. Even English summer is better than this. It is nice in the day though - most of the time. [img]http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b231/DanLody/IMAG0113.jpg[img] Also, work: [img]http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b231/DanLody/IMAG0106.jpg[img] AFP patrol and a RAPID Car in the rear. [img]http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b231/DanLody/IMAG0120-1.jpg[img] This one belongs to my area - 4WD comms truck for mobile comms, CCTV and forward command. It's currently 25-26 Celsius here, I dislike having an east facing bedroom as I get baked in the morning 
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May 23 2012, 17:28
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
QUOTE(Wittmann @ May 23 2012, 09:29) Stupid cold weather. I am sick of scraping ice of my car in the morning. That's what you get for living your lives upside down.@Carver Nienburg County in Northern Germany was struck by a f1 tornado yesterday. It hit a rather unpopulated area and there were only minor damages, though. -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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May 23 2012, 19:13
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Beast of War Group: Site Team Posts: 547 Joined: 4-November 06 From: Marseille Member No.: 12 |
Today, for a moment I thought I got shot at...
 ... but then I realized it was my old man PSU that went "Boom". Mad Bear is mad. 
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May 23 2012, 19:31
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Good God I hate my neighbours. Brawly redneck trash, that's what they are.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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May 23 2012, 20:00
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Wait, you get Rednecks in Germany? Tell us more! I COMMAND IT.
-------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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May 23 2012, 20:10
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Words cannot express the annoyance.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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May 23 2012, 20:51
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Then you must express your anger through interpretive dance. It is the only way.
Also, it's pretty gay, which means it'll piss rednecks off no end! -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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May 23 2012, 20:55
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
They're loud-mouthed wife-beater wearing Saxons who feel urged to assemble garden furniture at 10 pm, and every second word coming from their mouthes is "cunt".
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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May 23 2012, 21:52
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
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May 24 2012, 03:03
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Mr. Argentina 2012 Group: Newshound Posts: 498 Joined: 20-October 07 From: Argentina Member No.: 1,502 |
Name a country without those, or a variant. I'll move there right away.
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May 24 2012, 11:27
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
Lets all just go stay with Andi for two weeks and be even more misogynist, backward, loud, annoying, disorderly and drunken.
When they realise we cant compete they may move on. Or just booze up with us. -------------------- |
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May 24 2012, 11:37
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Or we could just get drunk and drive a bulldozer through their house. It won't take as long, so, more time for drinking. Plus, everything's better with a bulldozer!
-------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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May 24 2012, 18:08
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
 Sounds good.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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May 25 2012, 13:09
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
Only if post destruction of property we can fill the dozer blade with ice and have a mobile object of destruction/beer dispenser.
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May 25 2012, 15:51
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Surely just bolting a fridge/freezer on the back would be easier? No one wants to have to dismantle their booze supply whenever the need to bulldoze someone's house arises. Completely destroys the point of a boozedozer if at any time you have to choose between boozing and dozing!
-------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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May 25 2012, 19:57
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
I like this thread's new designation.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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May 26 2012, 07:29
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month  Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
Yeyyyy new computer!, 2.8ghz dual core intel processer, 8gb ram, geforce GTX 260 graphics card, 1tb of memory and its side panel is all blue flashing lights
and it was all FREE! Carvers so mad right now 
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