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Posted by: Helping Hand Mar 2 2009, 17:11

If and or when D@V£'s experiments (Or JynX's for that matter) come to fruition and zombies start appearing what will you do?

Below are a few points of interest, list what you'd choose;

1. Main weapons
2. Backup weapons
3. Your means of transport
4. A suitable person to repopulate earth with
5. Your theme tune or whatever you'd have on an iPod etc.
6. Your base of operations / hideout

These can be as realistic or as insane as you like =]

Off you go then, show us the lists. Remeber the forum image limits and other rules please, keep it civil and nobody will have to get bashed with the ban stick.

Posted by: Benoist Mar 2 2009, 17:36

1- As a main weapon a FARA 83 with a scope and a Glock 17 as a sidearm.
2- Any club I can find, harder the better.
3- Normaly a simple car, but if I can really choose, well, a RV.
4- This one is the harder, I think that http://argentina.modelsoftheworld.com/book/HC97/Victoria_Moreno could do the job more than fine (being realistics, and because the first women that came up to my head are models and the probabilities of Dave creating a Zombie holocaust are higher than me with a model). She is my friend so I know her face to face, and without those cosmetics she's even prittier.
5- I would still listening to music, it's almost a need. But a theme in the middle of the "combat"? Na, I'll pass in this one, but if I really have to choose a song, well, the http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W6dShYD9LU&feature=related could work.
6- My RV or a cabin in the desert, but next to a city/any place where I could get food, toilet paper and any other thing I could need. When I ran out of them I will try to find as many books of agriculture and I will set up a farm someplace.

Posted by: Helping Hand Mar 2 2009, 18:35

Myself.

1:
An AKMS and a Mosin Nagant '44 Carbine
2:
Sig Sauer P229
A Smatchet and a Spade
3:
Toyota Hilux 'Tacoma'
4:
Lily Loveless (http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/68/76/66/19042618.jpg) from skins
5:
My iPod, failing that prolly Erika or Fireflight - Unbreakable
6
Somewhere in the middle of nowhere away from the hordes or somewhere very defensible http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&safe=off&pwst=1&ei=7RisSabJGdm0jAeMsYHXDw&resnum=1&q=holyhead&um=1&ie=UTF-8&split=0&ei=7hisSdPnLeKHjAe81snvDw&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&resnum=1&ct=title would do.

Posted by: gearofwar123 Mar 2 2009, 19:05

1. Tsar Bomba
2. Deagle
3. levitashion
4. Tanya from CC
5. Seinfled theme song
6. My mom's basement

Posted by: D@V£ Mar 2 2009, 19:57

1. Vice-like grip
2. Flailing forearms
3. Decaying legs
4. Zombie Acquaintances
5. "1_Gonk" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPJvIAWAyYM)
6. Some street or mall or something...

Well, you know what they say; Get with the winning team!

Well... I guess if we're working in reality then probably this:
1. Shovel, until I find something better. (Probably a FAL or SA80)
2. Machete
3. Foot. Until things quiet down a bit, at which point probably something like a landie.
4. Neither the time nor the place! Though I shouldn't expect any better from the likes of you...
5. What is this? Mark's post apocalyptic music club? Hmpf. Well, if you really want to know "At DooM's Gate - Robert C. Prince III" (no... not that Prince... he did the music for DooM)
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSsfjHCFosw)
6. Nowhere. We go into that cellar and we cut off our retreat! (Ouch! )

Though seeing how no one else is...
1. AKS74U w/ Kobra optics.
2. Tankhammer (you either know what it is, or you don't...)
3. THQ's "Rh-1N0". I don't care if it's just an FV432. It's looks f*cking awesome
(http://www.flickr.com/photos/thqgames/3271856242/)
4. None of your f*cking business. Besides, I'd be surprised if anyone here actually knew her...
5. As Previous List.
6. Patented "Cave'o'Dave".

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 2 2009, 20:57

Hahaha!

1. http://members.shaw.ca/tmcveigh/Projects/GunRights/images/hk_g3a4.jpg
2. http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e218/CALI-gula/ColtAnaconda4inch45LC-01.jpg
3. http://www.gadgetell.com/images/092006/jigsaw_puppet.jpg. It appears to me that apocalypse would require different methods of transportation.
4. http://img9.myimg.de/d4e42403984603f3f4b6782f4a362210.jpg or http://img9.myimg.de/66552073f4b.jpg shall answer the purpose.
5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olmlEaMf2wg and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG2ddUcsvYQ&feature=related.
6. http://img9.myimg.de/johannisburg8249e.jpg. It survived the Yankee bombings in WW2 and it has got the most exquisite wine cellar in the entire county. Probably also a nice place to start the recreation thing in industrial scales....

By the way, why are threads like this one so great fun for men like us? I guess it's the same reason why we play with Lego!

I could design dozens of loadouts!

Posted by: Blackscorpion Mar 2 2009, 21:58

You haven't read that zombie survival manual have you? Give it a go (I'll try to find the writer and the actual name of the book), it's actually quite hilarious to read!

1. Something simple, semi-automatic small-cal. Most likely 5.56 mm due to it being a standard issue caliber (you're only going to inflict major damage via headshots anyways, so why not use something which is sufficiently accurate, light to carry and plenty in supply?)... G36(K) should do, with some optics. M1 Carbine if all else fails.
For a sidearm... silenced Glock.
2. Wakizashi or kukri. Crowbar for general use and blunt trauma. A bow for silent kills. A general purpose knife.
3. BMW or KTM travel motorcycle (á la Resident Evil 3... as with few other options above). Travelling done either by that or by foot. For extreme cases, or where there's more people, an SUV MAY be considered.
4. Ummmmm... http://fc38.deviantart.com/fs40/f/2009/030/6/0/60a75fcd0c27c95df90178ad24043d37.jpg prolly wouldn't be that bad of a choise (was browsing dA anyways so...). Few nice ones I know personally, too.
5. Dave Brubeck's Take Five as main tune... with most of my library and few other as moody stuff.
6. German medievil castle could do (those cool things on clifftops)... although a bitchy place if the zeds learn how to climb, or block the entrance.


Good boots (the hiking kind), suitable clothing for the conditions, well fitting and fireproof; most likely some military cargoes, few T-shirts (normal and full-length) that move moisture away from your body, a good (fireproofed) fleece, a hardshell jacket. Fire- and slashproof gloves (Nomex/Kevlar). Sunglasses, a wool/fleece cap and a baseball cap. Slashproof vest (the same police use to counter knife attacks) worn under the jacket, over the T-shirt, possible arm protection. A good hiking backpack to carry all the ammo, food and utilities, packed so that it makes no unnecessary sounds. Camelbak to keep water available even if all other kit must be abandoned.

You'll get a good idea of my ideal stuff if you dig back into the fighting thread(s) and read me lists over there. Some very nice high-performance kit listed there.

Posted by: JynX Mar 2 2009, 23:30

Mark's already been given mine:

Main weapon: Private army.
Backup weapon: Army of "projects" designed to my own personal specifications.
Vehicle: Most likely a helicopter or other aircraft, I'm still awaiting my technical consultant/mark to get back to me on this one.
Babe to repopulate earth with: Why would I want to repopulate the earth if my sole intent on creating and releasing a virus was to depopulate it?
Theme song: Resident evil theme
Base of operations: Numerous "HIVE" style fortresses around the world.

In the highly unlikely case I'm in the position of "survivor":

Main weapon: Any form of 12 gauge combat shot gun preferably semi auto, considering where I am in the world, 12 guage is the most likely ammo I'm likely to come across
Backup weapon: Axe/Shovel/Spade or any appropriate alternative, baseball/cricket bat is not advised considering the number of cheap/weak ones you are bound to come across.
Vehicle: 4x4, most likely a landie, Mitsubishi Warrior/Animal/Shogun or similar fancy 4x4
Babe to repopulate earth with: Suzy Way
Theme song: hmm... Audioslave - Cochise, My World - Emigrate, Hellraiser (VNV Nation Remix) - Suicide Commando, Hold Back The Day/Just Run/Ripped Apart/Headstones and the walking dead/Swinging the Dead/Head on to Heartache (Let Them Rot) - DevilDriver, 99/All Against All/No Compromise/D.O.A - The Haunted
Base of operations: If I didn't try meeting up with Mark I'd no doubt just dot about the place killing off zombies/people to get supplies.

Posted by: BigglesTrevor Mar 3 2009, 19:45

you would have to deal with the zombie masses stuck in Holyhead, and thats before the infection even spreads there. I would go somwhere like the highlands. With a decent rifle, theres all the deer and natural springs there to last till the zombie menace retracts. Now how to get there from down here......

Posted by: SaS TrooP Mar 3 2009, 20:41

1. Main: G36E C-Mag with EOTECH holographic scope.
2. Secondary: HK-69 with couple of ammo (buckshot, HE, Flares)
3. LFV, exactly modified Humvee constructed for long trips and defence.
4. My girlfriend
5. "You are Winner" - f*ck, I dunno who made this
6. After few modifications Humvee can be changed into small fortress where you can rest. And nice bed, exactly for 2 people... (of course "nice" as for post-apo climate)

Posted by: Avalla'ch Mar 4 2009, 21:33

1. Nothing fancy, probably an old and reliable AKS-74. Plenty of them around in here.


2. An CZ-100 ! It's czech made and well, not too hard to get here in Czechia And the bayonet for dad's Type 63 rifle.
,

3. Blah. Driving ? I can still walk !Czech Army boots should be good enough !

4. My Ex-Girlfriend. Oh C'mon, screw the fact that we've broke up ! Her boyfriend is probably dead by now (And she knows kick box, wooooo)

5. Princes of the Universe by Queen, don't ask why I've picked this one.

6. Everything and Everywhere .Can't stay at one place for too long. I would probably use TrooP's Humvee, he can share for sure


As for equipment I would go for this blue track suit and with some AK Mag pouches over it

Posted by: Rewan Mar 5 2009, 03:05

1. Main weapons ?
Well... a blade... it would allow me to outmatch zombies in close combat

2. Backup weapons ?
Grenades... Explosives... Tripwires...

3. Your means of transport
My feets

4. A suitable person to repopulate earth with
What a question ? Chuck Norris of course

5. Your theme tune
Bananaphone music...

6. Your base of operations / hideout
D@ve house...

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 5 2009, 07:23

Yeah, I'd hit him too!

Posted by: Electroself Mar 5 2009, 14:35

I sadly have thought about this scenario far too many times. My girlfriend being on the recieving end of my rants...

I think, unfortunately weapons may be out of the question, unless you know where to get them from and how... but here you go, a fantasy list and a realistic one

Fantasy
1.SIG 550 with scope. Glock22
2.HK MP5. Samurai Sword!
3.Well, as manually pumping petrol would be ok for a few years until it ran out, I guess a Nissan Navarro.
4. I'd say it has to be the pro of all pro's... Alice from Resident Evil!
5. Baby got back.
6. Edinburgh castle.


Realistic
1. A bat.
2. My legs
3. Horse
4. My girlfriend, provided she isn't dead.....well, it could be worth a try either way!
5. The A Team.
6. Maybe some grotty part of the country that even zombies will detour round....maybe Widnes....Its a poo-hole of a town!

Posted by: BigglesTrevor Mar 5 2009, 21:36

D@ve, are the Zombies you create going to be slow moving moaners or fast running screamers? And will they die out after a while or are they the immortal undead without headshot?

Posted by: JynX Mar 6 2009, 00:40

Fixed that for you mate

Posted by: D@V£ Mar 6 2009, 00:57

Combination of the two mate. Average speed with be about human walkin' pace, but they'll be the occasional one who'll be running around more akin to thems in 28 days later. Depends on too many facters prior to automated necrosis to be able to accurately predict. We'll say 1 in 20 will be fast. God help you if you meet a "Rage Mob"

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 6 2009, 14:50

This thread has now officially been declared the ArmedAssault.info's thread on homosexuality and necrophilia.

Posted by: Electroself Mar 6 2009, 15:44

lol.....

One thing that bugged me with Quarantine was the blood thirsty nature of the game for processor power. Will the new ones be any better performance wise?

Posted by: Avalla'ch Mar 6 2009, 19:07

Well, maybe I've should choose a shotgun instead >_<

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 6 2009, 19:49

I might opt for a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6JWCEmCgD8&feature=related now. Also I think my secondary weapon choice hasn't got enough damage effect. You'll find me armed with a http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fc/Smith_%26_Wesson_Model_500_flickr_szuppo.jpg now.

Posted by: deadkilljoy Mar 7 2009, 08:40

1.M24 or a AR15
2.Colt 1911 .45
3.bike or car
4.hmm one of my 3friends whoever survives
5.End of all hope nightwish
6.oil rig
Ive read the WWZ and Zombie survival guide

Posted by: Blackscorpion Mar 7 2009, 13:46

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_Survival_Guide

Read it! You might succumb to large amounts of laughter, tho'!

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 7 2009, 16:20

This manual is a waste of time. Dave hasn't unleashed his zombie brute yet, so all suggestions you could possibly find in that book should be outdated!

Posted by: D@V£ Mar 8 2009, 12:15

I've read it. It's got some good advice. Got some very bad advice too.

Mr Brooks seems to have a vendetta against Colt as well... I mean, it's not perfect, but I'd hardly say the M16 is the "worst assault rifle"... maybe the M16A1, but the A2 and A4 aren't that bad. Keeps saying bad things about handguns too...

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 8 2009, 12:25

Stoppages and jammings aren't that common with machetes, I'd guess.

Posted by: Helping Hand Mar 8 2009, 12:37

The M16A1 remedied quite a few problems the Original M16 had, it added the forward assist and what not.

Posted by: D@V£ Mar 8 2009, 19:43

To quote Mr Brooks "Shovels don't need reloading". This is true. But you can't take a targets head off from 500m using a shovel, can you? Maybe you can throw something like that 5m or so, but what's the point of that? You wouldn't have a shovel then...

I'm not going to point out the level of stupidity it takes to intentionally arm yourself to get close to something which carries a deadly virus bacteria microoganism nanovirus virus and has the strength in numbers to bring you down quicker than... er... sorry, I thought I would have thought up a witty simile by now....

Regardless! The point is any kind of ranged weapon is preferable to a machete or a spade or something like that. Maybe not to a chainsaw... but that's a whole different bowl of spaghetti!

Posted by: Benoist Mar 8 2009, 20:14

And giving the fact that the virus is 100% transmittable and efective I doubt that the best thing to do is end up full of infected blood.
I didn't read the book, but acording to the internetz users (I visited places where the people has Brooks' zombie concept) one of the best weapons available is the Glock 17 (which I agree, but only as a sidearm), and a .22 Sniper Rifle. While it isn't a bad weapon, the efective range is a bit poor. It's acurrate, but as far away you are, better. If I had to choose, I would stay with the M16A4 rather than the CZ Model 2.


The second book (which I read, "World War Z") it's a bit better that "ZSG", at least acording what I read from teh interntez.

Posted by: Deadeye Mar 9 2009, 20:39

Ever seen this Zombie Dating site ?

http://mingle2.com/zombieharmony/free-dating-sites

Posted by: D@V£ Mar 9 2009, 20:50

Reminds me a bit of http://brains4zombies.com/.

Posted by: deadkilljoy Mar 12 2009, 19:19

lol another zombie survival guide
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcIHJheNqCM

Posted by: NeMeSiS Mar 28 2009, 23:57

1. Main weapons
   Any gun i could find (Since i live in europe this might be kinda hard, then again, i just have to find some eaten army/police patrols and everything would be fine.)
2. Backup weapons
   Machette, and if i cant find one a decent hammer.
3. Your means of transport
   A big one of http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1630799/2/istockphoto_1630799_steam_roller.jpg with some added protection so they cant get in.
4. A suitable person to repopulate earth with
   If it has a uterus, it will be used. If most of the worlds population has been eaten you dont really have a choice.
5. Your theme tune
   Amon Amarth - No Fear For the Setting Sun (Obviously)
6. Your base of operations / hideout
   A decent castle with a throne, gates and a drawbridge will do. (Just so i can yell OPEN THE GATES! and LOWER THE DRAWBRIDGE! every once in a while, and they may actually keep some z's out as well, the throne is just to sit on. Though if i ever have to make a last stand it will be me, hammering and machetting zombies from my throne, cant get more awesome then that.)
   No, actually, i will just live in my roller. If i ever get surrounded i just roll them over.

Ooooh now i cant wait to make a new version of the crappy zombie mod for ArmA2. My head almost explodes with ideas of awesomeness.

Posted by: CyDoN Aug 31 2009, 04:06

1. AK-47 good old fashioned/reliable weapon
2. I have lots of swords in my house. Haven't tried if i could chop a head of so it would be better to take a bat. Flashlight, batteries any water can so I could refill, a radio
3. A bicycle fast, agile (can get out of traffic), not needing fuel
4. I know some girls that could shoot a gun without panicking
5. Vampyric Tyrant by Satanic Warmaster
6. It's better to keep moving.

Posted by: pMASTER Aug 31 2009, 12:59

Good God I totally forgot about this thread.

Oh, the memories!

Posted by: LT. Drake Jackson Sep 2 2009, 00:58

Ummm...

Light way:

1) Primary equipment: M21 and accesiories (Black paint, steel bipod, last tech scope for exelence).
M4A1\M203 with a M433 HEDP vest of velt (oh I forgot! SOPMOD).
2) Secondary equipment: Two glock 18 C with extended clips (30 rounds) and tac lights with them.
A good black and resistant hardness for the glocks and on the velt or vest of grenades.
4 RGD defensive grenades (Explode on contact with ground!)
3) My http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8011/dodgecharger.jpg
4) My girlfriend.
5) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO_QntXc-c4
6) Keep moving! If I dont find some troopers, SF soldiers or rebels well trained to live with, my first option is open.


Heavy way:

1) Primary equipment: MK-48\145 (Have a tactical scope!) but with a 200 round velt, the bipod.
G36-E with scope and 100 round clip and the grenade launcher with only the vest of HEDP.
2) Secondary equipent: Smith's & Wesson's 357 (375 for some people), or again the glocks cos they pack a good punch!
3) From the "Death race" movie: http://static.urbanpower.cl/images/2008/06/death-race-machinegun.jpg
4) Luciana Salazar. (Search for her at google, you will know why I say google and not the hyperlink, nothing nasty, its good but no good image found, so look at your behest) and my girlfriend would be planing a "Hitman Agent 47" strangulation once she see this post.
5) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHAqT0XOog8 in the ipod.
6) Once again, the same, Move God darn it!

Posted by: Blackbuck Sep 3 2009, 17:56

Guns

• 11.5" Long Stroke Piston Driven CQB Armalite:
  Surefire Scout Flashlight, EOtech XPS3 and a DBAL-2 laser
• Shortish Remington 870:
  Mesa Tactical Furniture with Shotshell Saddles on both sides of receiver, EOtech XPS3 and Surefire Scout Flashlight
• A pair of Springfield XDm' in 9mm x19
  Tritium sights and Surefire X300 lights
• 16" Long Stroke Piston Driven Armalite:
  Specter DR 1.5x - 6, Surefire Scout and DBAL-2 laser
• Milkor M32 MGL
  Magpul CTR Stock and Surefire Millennium Flashlight
• KAC Chainsaw
  Surefire Millennium Flashlight, DBAL-2 Laser and an EOtech XPS-3

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Transport

• http://static.blogo.it/autoblog/jcb_hmuv_4x4_02.jpg
  Towing a Covered trailer for equipment and spare fuel etc, RCWS mounting some form of machine gun either 5.56 or 7.62 and some additions such as 360 degree lighting, self rescue winch, sand bars, spare wheel(s) and a compartment on top with a bed in
• http://www.agustawestland.com/sites/default/files/images/AW149-03.JPG Helicopter
  CRV-7 19rd Rocket Pods and M3 .50 Gunpods with 400rds per pod

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F*ck Buddy to repopulate earth with

Olivia Wilde and or Megan Fox...

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Music

My iPod / Computer's playlists ftw.

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Residence

Andy's place or The Hive with Thomas.

Posted by: driv3rg Sep 21 2009, 02:30

1. Main weapons: barret 81 .50 cal modificated for night and day operations. mp5 silenced with grenade launcher, radio with lazer target designator for the tight situations.
2. Backup weapons: 9m with extended magazine, combat knife, 5 frag nades, 22 grenade of the launcher.
3. Your means of transport: HMMWV with bullet proof glass, blindage lvl 5 ( dont think they are strong to break the glass and steel hehe.
4. A suitable person to repopulate earth with if the entire population was extinguished exept me and my girlfriend then theres no point, she could die becuase of the part of childbirth or pregnancy and the dman kid wont fight until de 15. >:(
5. Your theme tune or whatever you'd have on an iPod etc. why not have more than 1? hehe... saw theme song..., three days grace- animal i became, breaking benjamin- breath.
6. Your base of operations / hideout: militar base with suministers (and i mean bullets, food, cloths, water, oil, etc.) for more than 10 years with soldiers under my command: engeniers, elite troops, etc.

as special equipment an: nano suit that can take impacts, a gas mask ( if the virus its in the air that i breath), kevlar protection all around my body made that any bith, cut wont be able to touch my skin or anything, bullet proof tactical glasses, ( who need speed when ur a invencible tank ) combat tactical boots with a knife in the back of the boot.

Posted by: LT. Drake Jackson Sep 21 2009, 16:48

Stead of making all that and expending money in that totally expensive suit, weaponry, troops, and music list in original disks
Why dont you research something to become god forever and that would be more simple and "easy"
Maybe use a cheat...

Posted by: D@V£ Sep 21 2009, 17:11

Because Zombies are incapable of faith therefore rendering God useless?

Posted by: Blackbuck Sep 21 2009, 17:14

Don't spam my threads with useless comments please.

Posted by: MiniMark May 22 2010, 00:44

Boredom and hotness in my room so, update time:

1. Main weapons
2. Backup weapons
3. Your means of transport
4. A suitable person to repopulate earth with
5. Your theme tune or whatever you'd have on an iPod etc.
6. Your base of operations / hideout

1a:

Micro Tavor in 5.56mm x45 with a Grip-Pod, Side Mounted Surefire Weaponlight and Aimpoint Comp M4S

Zastava M72 in 7.62mm x39 with a 1P29 Optical Sight and Barrel mounted Surefire Weaponlight


2a:

A pair of Sig Sauer P229 DAKs with extended 20rd Magazines and Viridian Green laser markers

A Pair of Kukri Knives

Lashings of RGN offensive grenades

3a:

BAE Systems RG-32

• Cage/Slat Armour (To keep the zombies daft enough to come close to it at a stand-off distance and away from me)
• EOS R-600 Remote Weapon Station with a pair of M134DT Gatling guns installed (selectable RoF from 300-3,000rpm)
• M18 Claymores forming a 360 degree arc of death/life/disembowelment/bifurcation
• Self Rescue Winch
• Rear Seating removed and bunk installed as well as a small gas stove, microwave and fridge
• Some sort of cargo trailer for water, fuel and ammunition etc.

For when I need to go out foraging or need to transport stuff or just in general need something bigger

Lazar Multi-purpose Armoured Vehicle

• Slat Armour along the Surface with the gun ports in and on other surfaces with potential entrance points
• Roof Hatches provided with glazed ballistic cupolas
• EOS R-600 Remote Weapon Station with a pair of M134DT Gatling guns installed (selectable RoF from 300-3,000rpm)
• M18 Claymores forming a 360 degree arc of death/life/disembowelment/bifurcation
• Added Side Doors (as the threat of an IED in a zombipocalypse might have diminished)
• Rear Seating removed with bunks for 4 installed as well as a small gas stove, microwave and fridge also the remaining space is converted to a flat area for cargo
• Cargo Bins on the front and along the sides for extra storage
• Some sort of cargo trailer for water, fuel and ammunition etc.

4a

Iveta B, Gabriella Cilmi and or Olivia Wilde

5a: Several 160GB iPod Classics full of everything imaginable and plenty of fire wires to keep them charged.

6a: There are a few...

• North Sea Oil Rig (With Tom and co.)
• Either of the following vessels:
  

  http://www.luxuo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bv-120m.jpg
  http://www.liveyachting.com/motor-yacht-eclipse-launched

• Underground Complex (Accommodation for myself, concubines and up-to 90 others each with their own room, armouries, elevating helipad, gun emplacements, the lot. Also has greehouses and such to be self sufficient.

Posted by: D@V£ May 22 2010, 10:42

1 year on! Oh what fun!

I can't believe how many mistakes I made last time... I mean... I wouldn't have died, but... yeah....

1. Vz.58 w/ Aimpoint (not too fussy as to exactly which model of aimpoint), underbarrel R870MCS
It's a nice reliable piece of equipment. Not so much as a kalashnikov, but it's won't fall apart when you need it working and that's all that really counts. Admittedly, ammo might be a problem over here... but hey... that's why we invented boats, right? An underbarreled 12 gauge allows the removal of those... "persistent problems".


2.1. Machete
I'll admit, I don't like getting close to people. Decaying people much less so. Still, can't deny the need to make a silent takedown every so often... and the hell if I'm going to carry a 50T crossbow around with me...


2.2. Tankhammer
So, planning on gettin' yerselves some fancy wheels, done thunk yerselves you could outsmart ol' Dave with them treads of yers? Well I gots some news fer ya! *Tankhammer*
(For those of you who don't know what a "Tankhammer" is... it's kinda like a sledgehammer, but instead of a normal hammerhead, it's got a PG7)

3. None.
Any motorized vehicle is going to need to be a compromise between fuel efficiency and mobility. They're going to be everywhere, so there's no point in trying to outrun or outmanoeuvre them en mass. Fuel means people, people means zombies. Not to say that vehicles as a whole aren't worthwhile, if I need a car, I'll take one. It's not like the zombies are gonna use them.

4. Yes
Personally I think it's a good idea. I'll definitely consider it when the time comes.

5. Nothing
Not to be a buzzkill, but loud noises tend to attract the infected, they also tend to muffle out the sound of them approaching. Just sayin'.

6. None
Constant mobility is the only real way to avoid being overwhelmed. Though, if any of you do manage to secure yourself a nice little vacation spot, I'll be more than happy to "help you out with that".

Or, you know, a moonbase. (Oh, wait, no, there won't be a moonbase! Damn you Obama!)

Oh, and before I forget, Shark Attack:

Posted by: Blackscorpion May 22 2010, 13:36

Time to update mine a bit, too, I guess.

1. Main weapons (firearms)
AK-102/AK-104 - Would either take the 5.56 NATO or 7.62x39 mm version depending on the situation and where I am. Front grip and light, possibly a grippod, plus Aimpoint with a magnifier.
CZ 75 SP-01 - Shadow version propably. Due to the excellent ergonomics and sufficient weight it's the perfect pistol for fast close-range shooting... if you miss a torso at 25 m with this you've done something very wrong. 9x19 mm with 20-round magazines.
2. Backup weapons (melee, tools)
Kukri - The Nepalese "utility knife". Excellent for chopping things into pieces plus it's pretty much the universal tool for Nepalese.
Crowbar - Another fairly effective tool, useful for melee. Longer reach than the Kukri plus helps... accessing things.
Utility knife - For the instances where Kukri is too big and cumbersome.
3. Your means of transport
On foot - Mostly would do the travelling with a few good friends, backpacking across the wastelands. Thus, relatively light load and good hiking clothes.
Motorcycle - Might keep one available just in case. The heftier travelling type.
Random SUV -
4. A suitable person to repopulate earth with
Oh yes
5. Your theme tune or whatever you'd have on an iPod etc.
Spotify plugged to active ear protectors...
6. Your base of operations / hideout
Castle - One of those medieval castles in located near the Alp regions

Posted by: The Franconian May 22 2010, 17:27

Gee, round two! I won't revise all of my choices though, some were just perfect.

Weaponry



1. G3A4 battle rifle with iron sights. Zombies ain't no difficult targets. If they're launching a full assault at you, you still have the full auto mode.

2.1 Colt Phyton. And if they're too close already, the recoil will smash them to pieces.

2.2 A MSE 180 C-BQ Stihl electric chainsaw. Yes, it works. Fine even.

Transportation



3.1 Porsche 365s - it's got style!

3.2 Leopard 2A6MPSO - it's got firepower!

3.1 Jigsaw's Tricycle from Saw - what natural ressource will not be exploited anymore when almost all humans turn into zombies? Go figure.

Gals to repopulate earth with



4. There are some in my real life. If the gals in question are not around, I'll make do with someone either classy and/ or busty, that is Olivia Wilde, Jessica Biel or in case America is affected first by the Zombie apocalypse, Jana Defi.

Fighting spirit carrying soundtrack

5.1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU - soundtrack for the repopulation thingy.

5.2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofkpkJeKA5k - soundtrack for the time while getting into the hot zone.

5.3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia0HUBWdDkU - soundtrack for fights.

Bases and hideouts



6.1 Johannisburg Castle in Aschaffenburg, Germany. It's got the biggest wine cellar far and wide, a ground water well and also an solar power plant and as if that wasn't enough, not even a fleet of 120 allied bombers could completely destroy it in WW2 - a completely independent luxury fortress.

6.2 Sanct Barbara Bunker in Freiburg, Germany - a former silver mine, made atom bomb proof and upgraded to be Europe's cultural and biological Noah's Ark. With that as a base, you could really start with humanity right from the scratch again.

6.3. Henninger Brewery Tower, Frankfurt, Germany. Do I really need to point out why?

I think I raised a legit question there though: where's the apocalypse set to begin? How quickly will the Zombie plague spread?

Posted by: Blackscorpion May 22 2010, 19:13

Not really... it does kick, thanks to the revolver plus .357 Magnum combo but it's perfectly manageable with the correct grip. It just... jumps upwards and takes your hands with it, then comes down on gravity.

Although, you can burn them or even cut them into pieces thanks to the cylinder being not fully sealed!

Posted by: The Franconian May 22 2010, 19:21

Well, I only fired a couple of rounds with one when I was still a member of the local shooting club. Anyways, it should deliver leaden death to any Zombie messing around on my premises.

Wait a second... "will deliver death to Zombies"?!

Posted by: MiniMark May 22 2010, 19:48

Will deliver life

Posted by: JynX May 22 2010, 20:46

1. Main weapons
1.1: Keltec RFB

• Trijicon ACOG TA31 w/ Doctor Reflex sight

1.2: Keltec SU16C w/ Schmitt and Bender 1-4x Shortdot

• Scmitt and Bender 1-4x Shortdot
• Magpul Emags or Tango down translucent polymer mags.

2. Backup weapons
2.1: Glock 17

• FAB Defense KPOS
  • Aimpoint Micro T1
  • Supressor for 9mm and 7.92mm
• VBR Belgium 7.92mm Barrel and Slide swap out with mags and an assortment of different loads.

2.2: Taurus Judge 4"

3. Your means of transport
3.1 Whatever is available

4. A suitable person to repopulate earth with
4.1: Refer to 3.1
4.1 Amendum: As 3.1, where the individual is of a non related bloodline, free of infection and female. Oh and of suitably meritable physical & mental characteristics.

5. Your theme tune or whatever you'd have on an iPod etc.
5.1: Amon Tobin - Ruthless (Reprise)

6. Your base of operations / hideout
6.1: Glasgow Universtiy GBRC (Glasgow Biomedical Research Centre)
6.2: Cargo ship retrofitted for long term stays at sea in costal waters replacing most of the cargo hold space with suitable food and munitions storage as well as accomodation, water purification and suitable food processing facilities.

As for the question of how the zombocalypse occurs?
If it were done my way: Systematic biological agent outbreaks in a suitable number and spread of global positionsin such a manner that any signifigant form of quaruntine or containment other than massive lethal force (employment of WMDs) would be impossible through the overwhelming of emergency services and the armed forces. Vector of the agent would differ depending on where in the world you were whilst retaining the characteristic bodily fluid transfer method (Only think one movie ever showed how this could result in vertical transfer of an infection or how the infection would also be classifiable as an STD), e.g if your in subsaharan africa arthropod vectors would be used, if your in a large city airborne transmission and use of mamalian vectors like rats, cats and dogs...maybe a decent number of homeless folk just to be nasty

As for rate of transmission I reffer you to:
<a href="http://www.mathstat.uottawa.ca/~rsmith/Zombies.pdf" target="_blank">"WHEN ZOMBIES ATTACK!: MATHEMATICAL
MODELLING OF AN OUTBREAK OF ZOMBIE
INFECTION"
Munz. P,Hudea. I, Imad. J and Smith. R. J.
Infectious Disease Modelling Research Progress pp. 133-150, 2009</a>

Posted by: The Franconian May 23 2010, 00:47

What if the aforesaid person is I.) your mother or II.) a guy? "Whatever is available" is certainly not an option.

Posted by: JynX May 23 2010, 02:37

A valid point, one that I must now reconsider...damn you!

I now re-refer you to point 4.1 with amendum.

Posted by: pMASTER Jul 1 2011, 01:33

More junk to revive!

Pick your copy of the http://i.min.us/jmXhQa.jpg now!

Posted by: D@V£ Jul 1 2011, 13:34

Oh, what fun! We should resurrect this thread every year!

Posted by: pMASTER Jul 1 2011, 15:03

Who exactly are your sidekick and end boss?

Posted by: D@V£ Jul 1 2011, 15:37

Not up to date on this whole "internet" thing, 'eh?

Posted by: pMASTER Jul 1 2011, 15:53

I'm barely four months old. I'm quite happy that I know how to hit the spacebar.

Posted by: Mark-HH Jul 1 2011, 18:19

My poster...



Couldn't think of anything specific for the other two inventory slots except maybe a solar charger and some form of NV goggles perhaps.

Posted by: D@V£ Jul 1 2011, 19:02

Well, I'd expect you of all people to know what the Weighted Companion Cube is!
1. Will never threaten to stab you*
2. Brings good luck
3. Fully functional weighted storage cube
It's the perfect sidekick. Far better than any of this spaghetti coded wetware you'd be dragged around

(*And, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, we strongly recommend you disregard its advice.)

Posted by: AndreAce Aug 8 2011, 14:18

Posted by: ScottyRaskin Apr 4 2014, 08:09

You have mentioned some real good ways to control Zombie but I am not sure which will work best.. Were you able to find the right one?

Posted by: pMASTER Apr 4 2014, 08:52

Were I able to find the right onehuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh?

With that kind of humor you're either my new best friend or a very elaborate (yet unwittingly funny) spambot.


On a slightly related note - with regard to that ancient zombie survival kit post of mine - I'm kind of screwed: The Henninger Brewery Tower has been torn down.