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D@V£
post Apr 5 2012, 01:56
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So, wait, all I have to do to influence your opinion on a matter is to publicly take the opposite stance to the one I actually support?

I strongly believe that JdB should not be given a WB.


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post Apr 5 2012, 15:03
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It's a trap ? ohmy.gif


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post Apr 5 2012, 18:06
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No, traps don't make a habit of announcing themselves.

Thus it's more like... darwinism. smile.gif


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post Apr 7 2012, 11:51
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Survival of the cheekiest


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post Apr 9 2012, 03:59
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Here's hoping Mark doesn't get anywhere near London.

(Clicky)

Wait, he didn't post here for a few days. Where is he? Shall we call a lawyer? Those murder charges aren't going to be talked away easily.


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post Apr 9 2012, 15:13
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Don't mind me *hides the bloody hatchet* Although I'm pretty sure it's for a film she's currently doing...


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post Apr 12 2012, 04:05
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Going back to the title of the thread, the sexual fetish part, I gave a book about how to enjoy sex to a gal... She got mad, can somebody please remind me since when having sex is something wrong?
I don't have sex for a while, but it c'mon, couldn't have changed so much!

By the way, in Europe do the schools have sex-ed classes? Public ones I mean.

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I feel like Yoda when I speak like that, strong is the force in this one.

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post Apr 12 2012, 05:20
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"Sex-ed classes"? Like in sexual education? Or rather like in classes with mixed sexes? Actually it doesn't matter because it's a yay on both.

Oh, and... I'm no guru or something but a guy giving "a book about how to enjoy sex to a gal" can only imply two things to her - either that he wants to hit her really badly or that she's a lamer in the bed. Either way screwed you now are, Yoda!

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post Apr 12 2012, 12:02
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QUOTE(Benoist @ Apr 12 2012, 04:05) *
By the way, in Europe do the schools have sex-ed classes? Public ones I mean.

We do in Wales. The focus is mainly on contraception and what to do if you get an STD, though.


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QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer)
We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
QUOTE(Brace Belden)
A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one.
 
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post Apr 12 2012, 12:22
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QUOTE(D@V£ @ Apr 12 2012, 12:02) *
We do in England too. The focus is mainly on contraception, where to actually put "it" and what to do if when you get an STD, though.


Fixed and modified for over the border.


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post Apr 12 2012, 16:36
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QUOTE(Mark-HH @ Apr 12 2012, 13:22) *
Fixed and modified for over the border.


What border would that be, that of Wales or of the UK? unsure.gif


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post Apr 12 2012, 17:03
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QUOTE(JdB @ Apr 12 2012, 16:36) *
What border would that be, that of Wales or of the UK? unsure.gif

Bizarrely enough, Welsh Border Collies. For some reason they count for zoning purposes.


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QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer)
We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
QUOTE(Brace Belden)
A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one.
 
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Elliot Carver
post Apr 12 2012, 20:40
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pfft sex education ... By the time kids are learning about sex in school most of them have already had or are regularly having sex. It was like that even when i was at school and that was 1997 ... only difference between then and now was back then the sexy girls called me daddy for completely different reasons yammer.gif

Got to feel sorry for the civvy chopper pilot who accidentally squawked 7500 this afternoon and got 2 Typhoons up his ass. Also the 'phoon pilot whos next posting will be with prince will and the penguins rolleyes.gif


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post Apr 12 2012, 22:34
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QUOTE(Elliot Carver @ Apr 12 2012, 21:40) *
back then the sexy girls called me daddy for completely different reasons yammer.gif


Because they were all at least 6 years younger than you?


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post Apr 12 2012, 23:05
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Pedobear is calling.


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post Apr 13 2012, 09:42
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post Apr 13 2012, 12:38
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QUOTE(JdB @ Apr 12 2012, 22:34) *
Because they were all at least 6 years younger than you?


Old habits die hard then!
Carver's 7 years older than me- Don't worry he slept on the sofa for the comment about children ^^


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post Apr 13 2012, 16:37
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QUOTE(Indigo @ Apr 13 2012, 13:38) *
Old habits die hard then!
Carver's 7 years older than me- Don't worry he slept on the sofa for the comment about children ^^


20 <-> 27
6 <-> 13

One of them is just not right, and it's not the top one ... mellow.gif

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post Apr 13 2012, 19:08
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QUOTE(JdB @ Apr 13 2012, 16:37) *
20 <-> 27
6 <-> 13

One of them is just not right, and it's not the top one ... mellow.gif


Irony was when he was working full time in the cheese factory, i was in the primary school right next door...
Which he politely informed me that a pedo used to watch the kids on his lunch break until he got arrested o_o


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post Apr 13 2012, 20:29
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Nothing says i love you like a conviction for pedophilia wub.gif


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