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post Dec 4 2013, 22:14
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He's the chibi, but certainly not a mini-me.

I don't fancy trains.

Nor anything that moves, for that part.

Well, except for giggly body parts maybe...


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post Dec 4 2013, 23:03
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Well, maybe you should endeavour to be more like Mark, then you'd have a mini-me. I'm not going to do all the work here.


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post Dec 5 2013, 16:25
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The worst hurrican since 1962 has hit Northern Germany with Bft 12+ winds, thunderstorms and even two reported tornado sighting already. Even down here - just about 700 kilometers further south - the winds are Bft 10 and we've already had two thunderstorms.
Alas it could be great fun if it wasn't for all the people around me yelling "climate chaaaange, it's climate chaaaange!"
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Well, maybe you should endeavour to be more like Mark, then you'd have a mini-me. I'm not going to do all the work here.
Mark, we need your expertise here. May I endeavour to be more like you? Would I infringe on your copyrights thereby?


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post Dec 5 2013, 23:21
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Dec 5 2013, 16:25) *
May I endeavour to be more like you? Would I infringe on your copyrights thereby?


Sources close to Mark have informed me that so many people were involved in producing Mark that I feel open source is the only possible type of license for him*



* This information did not come from the plumber, milk man, neighbours 1 through 14, mail man, fire brigade nor the local rugby team.

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post Dec 6 2013, 01:54
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"Milk man"? You have milk men up there?


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post Dec 6 2013, 18:07
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Dec 6 2013, 01:54) *
"Milk man"? You have milk men up there?


Mark wasn't born yesterday (yeah, yeah, I doubt that one too), back then they still had milk men wink.gif

Btw regarding the "copyright" pun I made I forgot a pure gold one.

>>Since his mother was open source, so too should any derivatives be covered by the same license <<

naughty.gif

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post Dec 6 2013, 20:16
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Says the one from Holland. Maybe Dave should check your pedigree for abnormalities! tongue.gif

(Save your breath, those jokes don't work on me. I was conceived by a virgin saint... in Chernobyl.)


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post Dec 6 2013, 20:40
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Dec 6 2013, 19:16) *
Maybe Dave should check your pedigree for abnormalities! tongue.gif

We tried that... his physiology is so alien it'd be impossible. How are you supposed to sequence the DNA of something that doesn't even have DNA?

We did discover something useful, though: he's extremely poisonous. Like, stupidly poisonous. If you even licked him, you would die within a minute. Which reminds me, I need some new lab techs.


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post Dec 6 2013, 22:18
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Why, do you wanna lick him?


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post Dec 6 2013, 22:43
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...don't judge me. glare.gif


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post Dec 6 2013, 23:22
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It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steverawararararblah.

By the way, have you ever noticed that strange trait of male homophobes that they don't mind lesbians (at least the good lookin' ones).


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post Dec 6 2013, 23:42
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Oh, I'm not gay, I'm just a scientist.

As for Lesbians, well, you see, that's an easy one. You see, lesbian porn is easily the least gay porn, since it has an absolute lack of... well... you know. Frankly, I'd be more concerned about a homophobes love of the catholic church, given what they're been up to.


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post Dec 7 2013, 00:22
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It's not only the bloody Catholics... but especially the Muslims, for its Muslim lands where they hang gay people these days.
Does anybody happen to know how Buddhists see teh gayness? It's weird how concerned the abrahamic religions are about it and double the weird that they claim its to preserve the human race and prevent it from going extinct. If they were right about that, shouldn't earth's population have declined massively since liberalism has taken hold in many places?

Well... that'd actually be a worthy goal. Way too many people on this planet! And for the hetero rest of us it would be less troublesome than nuclear bombs, pandemics and hostile alien invasions*...

Oh, in the view of the occasion... 1., 2. then 3.

*N.B.: In truth I don't think aliens need to be hostile in order to bring us war. Probably we would be killing ourselves over trading rights once the first spaceship landed... or mating rights if the aliens were like the Asari.


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post Dec 7 2013, 02:15
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Check back into .info news page for the first time in a while and see BI are running a competition. Whats the prize? A goody bag? nope. A signed collectors edition of A3? nope. A copy of VBS? nope.

A quarter million dollars? yup. mellow.gif

Is it realistically possible i will ever make it through a gaming quarter without Bi pushing me to burn my ArmA collection in embarrassment?

edit: Also its a bit rich to offer what is essentially a massive bribe to kick start the modding community back up. Well Bi you f*cked me over with A1, you made me wait a year for tools in A2, then you f*cked me over again with the A2 multiplayer. You've had A3 in the public domain for nearly a year and its still not finished ... sorry but money isn't going to bring me back. 3 months of modding today doesn't even come close to 3 months of BWMOD CTI + FFUR etc in OFP and that right there is what your prize money cant buy. /rant


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post Dec 7 2013, 03:50
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Do you need a hug, Carver? It's just, we were having a nice, wholesome conversation about the benefits to humanity that Lesbianism can bring, and you have barged in here, singing praise for the abomination that was FFUR, and, dare I say it, you have harshed my mellows. ohnoo.gif

QUOTE(pMASTER @ Dec 6 2013, 23:22) *
blah blah blah blah blah Asari.

So, here's a question, if they're only female, and they can only reproduce by mating with other species, and, presumably, they spent at least 6 thousand years advancing to point where they could build a spaceship big enough to bring enough of them to a planet with another sentient being... you can see where I'm going with this, right? It's bestiality. It's the only possible answer.

As for Buddhists, apparently they view homosexuals as "paṇḍaka" (ie, abominations of nature), and the Dalai Lama himself considers any kind of sexual intercourse aside from sticking the sausage into the donut to be deviancy. (Apparently they aren't too keen on Dwarves either. There you have it folks. Buddhists hate Dwarves. You learn something new everyday).


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post Dec 7 2013, 04:42
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mad.gif They hate on dwarves? Which kind of dwarves? Thorin Oakenshield-dwarves? Or the ones Germans put in their gardens?


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post Dec 7 2013, 13:16
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As in, people who suffer Achondroplasia. Though, admittedly, I don't know exactly what you crazy Huns get up to in your gardens, so it might still be option B.


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post Dec 7 2013, 17:27
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Point taken. In defense of my honor, garden gnomes are Prussian folklore not indulged in Bavaria.


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post Dec 7 2013, 23:52
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Still working on that independance thing, 'eh? You know, Scotland are having a referendum soon, are you going to let that git Cameron loose half his country before old Angie?


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post Dec 8 2013, 00:45
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<- BRB, off to organize a revolution.


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