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post Aug 12 2013, 19:28
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"Melvin"... hrr hrr hrr. It's a typical name craze item over here. Add to that Kevin, Linus and Chantal!

Wait, isn't the most common name for male babies in the United Kingdom "Mohammed" these days? Well, allow me to introduce Her Majesty's Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Mohammed Cameron!

On another note, I don't think Spain will really join forces with Argentina. In truth the Spanish relations with Latin America are at an all time low since that Chavez slob and King Juan Carlos got in each other's way.


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post Aug 12 2013, 20:12
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We're in an aliance with Spain to attack at the same time British territory*, first time I hear that. As far as I know, it was only an "I understand you mate, it is annoying to have those silly tea-drinking buggers. Let's condemn them in a pact that nobody will read nor care after a few weeks!" Over here it was only worth five minutes in a news channel and... That's it.

Retake the Malvinas...Or Gibraltar, for what? And speaking in behalf of Argentina... with what? And do you really think that Spain will risk to attack the Brits, knowing that the whole EU will be against them? Even crossing into the Strain would be a political suicide, even the Spanish aren't that dumb.

And on another note, "oh, poor me, my navy has 50 destroyers instead of the 400 that we used to have in 1960, who will protect us!". Modern wars are unconventional, a big navy is a big expense, and I don't understand who you think that will atack you, or why, even more considering the fact that the UK is sorrounded by their allies.


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post Aug 12 2013, 21:03
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Aug 12 2013, 19:28) *
Wait, isn't the most common name for male babies in the United Kingdom "Mohammed" these days? Well, allow me to introduce Her Majesty's Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Mohammed Cameron!

Blasphemy! I love it! biggrin.gif


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post Aug 13 2013, 18:50
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Since we have this colony hate thing going right now, do you even realize that just one more vocal would turn Cameron into Cameroon, which used to be a GERMAN colony before being given to the FRENCH!?

Full stop.

Dave, you better get this cloning facility of yours going. I need a clone to be my ghostwriter.


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post Aug 13 2013, 21:35
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Couldn't you just hire, you know, an actual ghost? They usually don't have anything better to do.


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post Aug 13 2013, 22:28
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Saying they don't have anything better to do implies they have something else to do, if less important. What is it what ghosts do for a living? You know, I wanna see for myself. Wouldn't want to keep a ghost off their business on your word alone.


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post Aug 14 2013, 00:51
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What is it what ghosts do for a living?

I don't believe ghosts do very much living at all! Death usually precludes one from such careers.


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post Aug 14 2013, 01:11
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mad.gif Hey, listen everyone! Dave discriminates against the dead! As someone who nearly died on several occasions not long ago I take offence!


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post Aug 14 2013, 09:54
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Oh God, don't tell me you're one of these bleeding heart death sympathizers. Do you want your daughter marrying a zombie or something? I'm sorry, is that not PC enough? Would you rather I said "living impaired"? Well I won't! A zombie's a zombie! mad.gif


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post Aug 14 2013, 14:32
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Merde, now he's using my own weapons against me.


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post Aug 19 2013, 17:46
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http://www.canberratimes.com.au/act-news/f...0819-2s5w2.html

I wonder how long it took the staff to stop laughing and start removing the thing rofl.gif


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post Aug 19 2013, 18:10
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Goodness gracious me!

John! You're baaack! Where have you been?!


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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Aug 19 2013, 19:10) *
Goodness gracious me!

John! You're baaack! Where have you been?!


Oh I'm not back, that was just too good not to post naughty.gif


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post Aug 20 2013, 17:32
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I see. Damn lurkers!

@Carver: An F1+ tornado struck a town about 150km from where I live yesterday. 27 people were injured, 5 of them seriously.


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post Aug 26 2013, 19:41
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wy isent the uge ArmA3 Beta update covered on the site? :S


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post Aug 26 2013, 20:29
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Same reason it isn't on ArmAholic, nobody has noticed tongue.gif


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post Aug 26 2013, 22:01
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Personally speaking, I blame the site team tongue.gif


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I blame BIS!


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post Aug 27 2013, 04:39
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Oh, ArmA3. Right, there was something.
Hey, whatever happened to those BIS devs the Greeks detained?


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post Aug 27 2013, 20:00
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they got lined up befor a fire squad and shoot for S-spinage :/


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