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Posted by: Red Square Monkey Feb 2 2008, 00:29

Well, the purpose of this thread, as explained by OFP_Challenger in http://ofp.gamepark.cz/forum/index.php?showtopic=21889, is obvious:

Posted by: x-ray Feb 2 2008, 02:25

Posted by: D@V£ Feb 2 2008, 02:30

When in doubt... use a bigger bomb!

Posted by: JynX Feb 2 2008, 03:45

In case of defeat, detonate said bigger bomb!

(I can think of a few things to counter this one, if you can't, stop watching tv and get an imagination )

Posted by: Bence Feb 2 2008, 10:11

Kabom!

Posted by: x-ray Feb 2 2008, 10:14

Big bomb helps shit if not exploding

Posted by: Deadeye Feb 2 2008, 12:19

Remote Control could be helpfull

Posted by: da rat Feb 2 2008, 12:26

Real Coke beats diet Coke

(Good to see this thread back )

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 2 2008, 12:32

Beer beats coka cola

Posted by: Deadeye Feb 2 2008, 12:56

One Maßkrug beats half a litre beer :



Sidenote: with beer we've come near to something unbeatable

Posted by: x-ray Feb 2 2008, 13:03

Weltenburger Barock Dunkel beats stupid munich beer.

Posted by: Bence Feb 2 2008, 13:23

Heineken beats all kinda beers!



I know something that beats a beer. 2 beers!

Posted by: Blackscorpion Feb 2 2008, 13:50

Canned Heineken beaten by... Guinness Draught!

Posted by: x-ray Feb 2 2008, 14:16

Guinness owned by big boobs.

Posted by: JynX Feb 2 2008, 14:37

Blonde beaten by Redhead
(I've seen it happen! )

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 2 2008, 14:50

Pussy Redhead beaten by Badass Redhead

Posted by: x-ray Feb 2 2008, 15:01

badass redhead beaten by warrior grandma

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 2 2008, 15:12

Imagine this Warrior priest of Sigmar squishing the old grandma with his Warhammer

Posted by: JynX Feb 2 2008, 15:37

"Baldie block shot in the shower by SAS!"

Posted by: Bence Feb 2 2008, 16:10

SAS beaten by terrorists!

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 2 2008, 16:16

Specnaz would beat him in a minute(Experiences from Chechen wars )

Posted by: Bence Feb 2 2008, 16:18

French Foreign Legion would beat specnaz!

Posted by: x-ray Feb 2 2008, 16:24

Viet Minh beats French Foreign Legion.

Posted by: Bence Feb 2 2008, 16:29

Nuclear warhead beats Viet Minh!

Posted by: x-ray Feb 2 2008, 16:39

Nuclear Warhead doesn't beat Viet Minh caves!

Posted by: Bence Feb 2 2008, 16:43

Those are caves, not bunkers! Give 'em no protection against radiation!

Posted by: Blackscorpion Feb 2 2008, 16:51

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 2 2008, 16:59

bence, Dude I AM vietnamesse if you dont mind

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 2 2008, 17:00

Posted by: Bence Feb 2 2008, 17:07

Impale, no offense mate! It's about picture vs picture. A group of people can be beaten by nulcear explosion! If you still find it offensive, then sorry!

Horse beats Mule!

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 2 2008, 17:08

I am afraid that Saddam wont give any commands like yours

Posted by: Bence Feb 2 2008, 17:10

Saddam is beaten by Gallows!

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 2 2008, 17:11

Chop Chop

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 2 2008, 17:12

Chainsaw beats Gallow

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 2 2008, 17:12

Sry I was faster

BENCE : Yeah..ok sure now I know it wasnt offence

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 2 2008, 17:15

QUOTE(Impale_that_Lee† @ Feb 2 2008, 17:12)

Sry I was faster

BENCE : Yeah..ok sure now I know it wasnt offence

Posted by: x-ray Feb 2 2008, 17:18

Harvester beats chainsaw

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 2 2008, 17:18

Guess what happens to Harvester


@Rommel

ROFL...ok I admit, I was OWNED this time

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 2 2008, 17:19

Apocalypse tank beats Harvester

Posted by: x-ray Feb 2 2008, 17:20

You guys are boring. =P

Posted by: Helping Hand Feb 2 2008, 17:23

PLA Uses soldiers to destroy mines (blow themselves up and walk through unopposed)!

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 2 2008, 17:23

Naaah We have Minesweeper...

Posted by: x-ray Feb 2 2008, 17:35

Blue Screen beats minesweeper

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 2 2008, 17:38

This beaten PC is much more worse...

Posted by: x-ray Feb 2 2008, 17:42

no problem for MacGyver

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 2 2008, 17:45

haha Borek will own this guy

Posted by: JynX Feb 2 2008, 17:53

TV Licensing beats kids TV show

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 2 2008, 17:59

*Cough* "Red Mcdonalds" beats Licenses

Posted by: Bence Feb 2 2008, 18:04

utorrent beats vico bitcomet.

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 2 2008, 18:07

I strongly doubt that...



Law beats Piracy (In his dreams).

Posted by: Bence Feb 2 2008, 18:10

utorrent is a legal program and torrents are also legal. It's another thing that some ppl use it for piracy!

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 2 2008, 18:14

QUOTE(Bence @ Feb 2 2008, 18:10)

utorrent is a legal program and torrents are also legal. It's another thing that some ppl use it for piracy!

Posted by: Bence Feb 2 2008, 18:16

No shit man, torrenting itself is legal, but 80% of the users are using it for piracy.
Anyway back to topic.

LAW launcher beats LAW!

Posted by: D@V£ Feb 2 2008, 18:23

AT4 beats LAW

Posted by: Bence Feb 2 2008, 18:25

M777 beats AT4!

Posted by: D@V£ Feb 2 2008, 18:36

Dora beats all guns.

Posted by: Bence Feb 2 2008, 18:39

Hold on mate! ....... Dora beaten by the P51 Mustangs!

Posted by: D@V£ Feb 2 2008, 18:53

Heh.. heh.. heh.. heh.. heh....

Posted by: Bence Feb 2 2008, 18:58

No fair! Well I know a guy who can blow this shit off!


Well I'm off to Club NRG! I'm in a party mood! Cya guys tomorrow, have fun!

Posted by: da rat Feb 2 2008, 20:15

Gastovski beaten by poor aircraft maintenance

Posted by: Bence Feb 2 2008, 20:17

I can't beat this, sorry!

Posted by: Red Square Monkey Feb 2 2008, 20:43

Aircraft technician repairs the poor-maintained plane!

Posted by: Helping Hand Feb 2 2008, 20:48

That's just going to recur with a crash.

The picture posted rather haunts me too.

Posted by: D@V£ Feb 2 2008, 21:04

A conveniently placed bouncy castle stops any aircraft crash!
(Or, at least, makes it a lot less fatal...)


(That is of course assuming that there was no one on the bouncy castle...)

Posted by: Bence Feb 2 2008, 21:06

A few nidles can ruin that "castle"

Posted by: Helping Hand Feb 2 2008, 21:15

Puncture repair kit, nuff said.

Posted by: da rat Feb 2 2008, 21:19

Run-Flat tires beat the need for puncture repair kits to exist

Posted by: Helping Hand Feb 2 2008, 21:21

Chavs jack up the car and dismantle it including the wheels!

Posted by: JynX Feb 2 2008, 21:28

*JynX's virus 'cures' that problem*

(What do you do when you see a ned/emo/chav with half a face? Quit laughing and reload!)

Posted by: Helping Hand Feb 2 2008, 21:31

Jennifer Parkin of Ayria shoots zombie. Whilst playing the gun song.

Posted by: Bence Feb 2 2008, 21:31

Wooo, I guess I have to use the anti-virus!

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 2 2008, 21:31

This is much more better
BTW: I dont think thats a RE zombie , so teh Antivirus wouldnt work

Posted by: Helping Hand Feb 2 2008, 21:33

I posted first! Gett off lol.

Posted by: JynX Feb 2 2008, 21:33

mark wins that one

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 2 2008, 21:35

payback will come Marky boy, payback will come. ..


Even with greatest weapon you must get outnumbered...

Posted by: Bence Feb 2 2008, 21:38

It's time for some payback!

Posted by: Helping Hand Feb 2 2008, 21:40

Braveheart beats payback.

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 2 2008, 21:44

Time to give you payback, mr. Hando

He wont leave that place alive...

Posted by: JynX Feb 2 2008, 21:53

Tartan Army beats English coppers/Guards

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 2 2008, 21:58

Army of Undeads beats Tartan Army beacuse they cant die

Posted by: D@V£ Feb 2 2008, 22:02

And who beats the army of the undead?

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 2 2008, 22:04

Thats you ??? :-O

Anyway, Chuck Norris will beat that guy

Posted by: Bence Feb 2 2008, 22:24

Nah, Aragorn can command the army of the dead!

Oh and no one can beat Aragorn!

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 2 2008, 22:31

except Geralt the witcher....

Posted by: Bence Feb 2 2008, 22:33

That's cheating! Even Gandalf the White cannot pawn Aragorn!

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 2 2008, 22:44

Dont blame me for this ! I just found it on the internet 3 days ago

Posted by: Benoist Feb 2 2008, 23:22

But only Chuck Norris can beat Chuck!

The thread as come to a dead-end.

BTW, what the heck are you smoking? At first with weapons, then with emos and BSOF.

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 2 2008, 23:27

only because no one replies for 30 minutes it doesnt mean this thread is dead , mate .

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 2 2008, 23:32

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs14/i/2007/006/6/b/The_Black_Hole_by_StarSeekervds.jpg

That may be able to beat chuck.

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 2 2008, 23:40

Dudes the last pic was geralt/Aragorn not chuck

but for keeping the story:

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 3 2008, 00:00

Posted by: Benoist Feb 3 2008, 00:33

QUOTE(Impale_that_Lee† @ Feb 2 2008, 19:27)

only because no one replies for 30 minutes it doesnt mean this thread is dead , mate .

Posted by: Rewan Feb 3 2008, 00:53

Achmed beat the big alien with his powerfull voice:

http://kruzeskanhoto.nireblog.com/blogs/kruzeskanhoto/files/capturaecra-achmed-the-dead-terrorist-tiagofarrajotacom-o-weblog-mozilla-firefox.png

Muahahaa

Posted by: Benoist Feb 3 2008, 01:36

Where do you think he sleeps at night?
In a friking box!

Posted by: D@V£ Feb 3 2008, 02:14

All boxes quiver before the might of the Stanley Knife!

Posted by: x-ray Feb 3 2008, 02:37

machete beats cutter

Posted by: JynX Feb 3 2008, 03:45

Willard pwns with machete

Posted by: Bence Feb 3 2008, 11:08

Alice pawns Willard with double machete!


Btw, something's wrong with my post-counter! Strucks at 88.

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 3 2008, 11:19

Indy needs only one machette...

Posted by: da rat Feb 3 2008, 11:19

Lara Croft beats Indy

@Bence: Your postcount doesn't increase when you post in Offtopic

Posted by: Bence Feb 3 2008, 11:23

Real Lara beats digital Lara!


@da rat: Ah, okey!

Posted by: da rat Feb 3 2008, 11:27

Limitations of the human body beat real Lara (she can't do half as much as digi-lara )

Posted by: Bence Feb 3 2008, 11:33

Robots beat the limitations of human body!

Posted by: Helping Hand Feb 3 2008, 12:52

Violet Beats pretty much everything so..

Posted by: da rat Feb 3 2008, 13:16

Orange beats Violet!

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 3 2008, 13:18

Posted by: x-ray Feb 3 2008, 13:20

Beaten by Astrojuicer!

Posted by: Bence Feb 3 2008, 13:27

Beaten by the Teleshop!

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 3 2008, 13:27

Posted by: Bence Feb 3 2008, 13:29

What does this have to do with orangejuicers?
Oh well, here's my response:

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 3 2008, 13:31

Put a orange in a Jet engine.



"Ufocopter" beaten by Russian Airplane

Posted by: Bence Feb 3 2008, 13:36

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 3 2008, 13:39

Rapier beaten by tank (T90)

Posted by: Helping Hand Feb 3 2008, 13:49

Is beaten by HIMARS

Posted by: da rat Feb 3 2008, 13:57

Photobucket beats not being able to hotlink!

Posted by: JynX Feb 3 2008, 14:46

*points at search*

Posted by: Helping Hand Feb 3 2008, 15:01

Bah fecking hotlink issues. Meh

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 3 2008, 17:48

Posted by: da rat Feb 3 2008, 17:48

Firefox beats Internet Explorer!

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 3 2008, 17:52

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 3 2008, 18:03

Mac Beats XP

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 3 2008, 18:07

nope

Posted by: Benoist Feb 3 2008, 19:25

Don't mess with my brother...

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 3 2008, 19:29

Naaah, lame. Ill just click on this button and your bro will stand still

Posted by: D@V£ Feb 3 2008, 19:36

No button is a match for The Button.

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 3 2008, 19:52

but the winner button is mine !

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 3 2008, 19:55

Gum beats Button

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 3 2008, 20:03

Got ya !

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 3 2008, 20:51

The Exorcist beats Shining

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 3 2008, 21:19

Exorcist can beat Satan but not Satanic metal !

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 3 2008, 21:29

Death metal vikings beat Satanic metal

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 3 2008, 21:32

Viking metalists beaten by real vikings !

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 3 2008, 21:38

Vikings beaten by the fine roman war machine

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 3 2008, 21:46

Asterix beats your fine roman war machine(see the movie and series )

[im]http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1005/1166916658_9fc33b5e8a_o.png[/img]

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 3 2008, 21:53

Rubber beats Asterix

Posted by: JynX Feb 4 2008, 00:30

Napalm melts rubber

Posted by: D@V£ Feb 4 2008, 01:24

Submarines immune to Napalm

Posted by: JdB Feb 4 2008, 01:35

Impale_that_Lee†, +1WL and a 24hr PR for posting a 242kb image. You have been warned plenty of times already regarding file size restrictions and avatar/signature violations, and reminded to read the forum rules.

Posted by: JynX Feb 4 2008, 01:38

But not to Leeks!
(intended as hull leaks but no good pics and the pun was to good to pass up!)

Posted by: Benoist Feb 4 2008, 01:39

This little barrels EAT submarines for breakfast

Posted by: x-ray Feb 4 2008, 01:42

Monster barrel beats little barrels

Posted by: JynX Feb 4 2008, 01:49

JD Barrels beat monster barrels!

Posted by: Benoist Feb 4 2008, 05:04

Bleh!

Nothing beats a TITAN (exept STAR WARS Proyect)

Posted by: JynX Feb 4 2008, 09:43

If one of it's fuses don't go pop that is!

Posted by: Bence Feb 4 2008, 12:13

Chewbacca beats space projects!

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 4 2008, 12:35

Posted by: Bence Feb 4 2008, 13:10

Posted by: Blackscorpion Feb 4 2008, 13:17

Posted by: Bence Feb 4 2008, 13:31

Posted by: D@V£ Feb 4 2008, 13:34

Posted by: Dex Feb 4 2008, 13:37

Edit*: Dam, too late, pullin back

Posted by: Bence Feb 4 2008, 13:42

Polluted rivers

Posted by: Dex Feb 4 2008, 13:46

Mutation beats Pollution!

Posted by: Bence Feb 4 2008, 13:51

The Anti-virus stops the mutation!

Posted by: Dex Feb 4 2008, 13:56

Jamming beats the "Anti-Virus"

Posted by: Blackscorpion Feb 4 2008, 14:01

Gun jams beaten by Finnish Kalashnikovs.

Posted by: Bence Feb 4 2008, 14:04

Finnish K beaten by te british SA80!

Posted by: Blackscorpion Feb 4 2008, 14:29

SA80 beaten by fallen off magazine (that does happen quite a lot AFAIK)!

Posted by: Dex Feb 4 2008, 14:31

wrong Bence, n yea BlackScorpion !

http://www.armyrumour.co.uk/wiki/SA-80

Quote : "Kalashnikov, fabled Russian designer of the AK-47 and AK-74 assault rifles, was shown a specimen of the SA80 by a (presumably rather proud) UK officer. He looked long and hard at it, and then remarked (very quietly), "You must have very clever soldiers".

Also SA-80 is beaten by RK-95 in caliber!

But as we reached this Point ... i gotta state this :


Ohsh** wrong Pic ... thats Revox´s G-36

i meant this of course :


my G-36 beats all small arms!!

Posted by: Bence Feb 4 2008, 15:34

They say that G-36 is not very accuate. Well I try to beat it!

The good old Styr August A3

Posted by: Blackscorpion Feb 4 2008, 15:56

Steyr AUG beaten by now-former SASR operative who says IT'S CRAP!

Posted by: Bence Feb 4 2008, 16:07

Wooh, it's hard to beat SAS! The legendary Bravo Two Zero... (well they've been beaten)

Posted by: da rat Feb 4 2008, 16:11

^ Anyone else notice that the guy second from the right, and the guy sitting at the top of the ramp are pretty much identical?!


Modern camera beats 80s image quality!

(I feel sorry for JdB having to scan through this topic checking for image size violations )

Posted by: Bence Feb 4 2008, 16:16

They're so much alike. But no, this is NOT an edited picture. It's the original pic of the Bravo two Zero!

Canon camera beaten by 3D Camera!

Posted by: Benoist Feb 4 2008, 16:54

3D beaten by CGI!

Posted by: da rat Feb 4 2008, 17:29

Ye Olden Armor beaten by modern body armor

Posted by: Blackscorpion Feb 4 2008, 17:50

Posted by: sgt.Artmann Feb 4 2008, 18:35

the new anti-bullet protection of the russian army beats the cannon

Posted by: Bence Feb 4 2008, 18:38

Rihanna beats Umbrella!

Posted by: x-ray Feb 4 2008, 19:47

rihanna beaten by guinea pig named rihanna!

Posted by: Bence Feb 4 2008, 19:56

Guinea pigs beaten by Rosted Guinea Pig. -wierd-

Personally I'd never eat that! :|

Posted by: Dex Feb 4 2008, 20:39

Roasted Guinea Pig (b)eaten by Mr.Nice



... pls get him a cure!

Posted by: Blackscorpion Feb 4 2008, 21:00

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 4 2008, 21:14

Your killing my peoples !

Posted by: Dex Feb 4 2008, 21:15

easy ...

Posted by: Helping Hand Feb 4 2008, 21:25

QUOTE(Impale_that_Lee† @ Feb 4 2008, 20:14)

Your killing my peoples !

Posted by: Impale_that_Lee† Feb 4 2008, 21:26

@H_H

I am not a commie ! Just that frigging war is killing my nation and I hate killing Vietnamesse peoples, south or norths but yeah, I guess your right, id better ease my temper

Posted by: Helping Hand Feb 4 2008, 21:36

Then we get to keep this thread open for our enjoyment. PM Blackscorpion if you want to speak to him about it. He is a very cynical young man so I don't think he did it to make a point

Posted by: Benoist Feb 4 2008, 21:51

Blackscorpion in cynism is beaten by Dr. House

Posted by: D@V£ Feb 4 2008, 22:02

House Beaten by Prince George!

(If you don't get it, you never will...)

Posted by: da rat Feb 4 2008, 22:05

Mr Laurie beaten by nuggets of purest Green!

Posted by: Avalla'ch Feb 4 2008, 22:24

Nugget of all nuggets

Posted by: D@V£ Feb 4 2008, 22:29

Alchemy turns Gold BACK into base metals! Oh dear!

Posted by: Avalla'ch Feb 4 2008, 22:32

not every alchemy is the finest one...

Posted by: Blackscorpion Feb 4 2008, 23:14

QUOTE(Impale_that_Lee†@ Feb 4 2008, 22:14)

Your killing my peoples !

Posted by: da rat Feb 4 2008, 23:26

Waterhorse beats fire (naturally)

Posted by: JynX Feb 4 2008, 23:59

genetic engineering turns water horse to dropshillia

Posted by: BigglesTrevor Feb 5 2008, 01:23

bwhahahaha

i can see another nuke coming further down this page.

Posted by: JynX Feb 5 2008, 02:02

Fly swatter pwnt by Fly stalking ninjas.

(I was going for nuke...but decided against it)

Posted by: Red Square Monkey Feb 5 2008, 02:39

Pirates!

Posted by: BigglesTrevor Feb 5 2008, 03:19

The Royal Navy ALWAYS won, unless you believe recent crappy hollywood movies.

I dont get it!? were supposed to feel sorry for Jack Sparrow beucase the big bad english are after him just to seek profits! HES A BLOODY PIRATE! HE MAKES HIS MONEY FROM PILLAGE, RAPE AND MURDER. AS FAR AS I KNOW IMPORTING RAW MATERIALS FOR A LOW PRICE AND EXPORTING THEM AS PRODUCTS WASNT WORSE! AND LIBERAL HOLLYWOOD, WHO THE HELL BANNED SLAVERY ANYWAY? WHOS NAVY RAIDED SHIPS ILLEGALLY SMUGGELING AFRICAN SLAVES TO THE USA? thats right, the Royal Navy. That movie is the single most poor unfair untrue biast representation of the English since the Patriot. And if you want me to get started on that movie bring up that Mel Gibson beats the Royal Navy. [/endrant]

AND SINCE WHEN DID THE EAST INDIA TRADING COMPANY COMENDERE THE ENTIRE ROYAL NAVY AND CHANGE THERE MARINES UNIFORM TO BLUE, THE SAME COLOR AS THE COUNTRY WE WERE PITTED IN A IMPERIAL WAR AGAINST! complete bollocks. The same big bad ass company who sent Indians to London to be educated for well paid administrative jobs. When did Jack Sparrow actually offer anyone an education?

Posted by: sgt.Artmann Feb 5 2008, 10:22

Imperial Navy beats royal navy

Posted by: JynX Feb 5 2008, 11:08

Pciture of said navy beats no picture

Posted by: D@V£ Feb 5 2008, 13:00

Awesome pictures beat actual pictures!

(And I think it's worth pointing out that throughout the entire "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie series, no one act of piracy actually takes place...)

("So, what makes you think you'd be a good lion tamer?" "Well, I've got this hat which says 'Lion Tamer' on it! ")

Posted by: x-ray Feb 5 2008, 13:17

Awesome picture beaten by more awesome picture

Posted by: sgt.Artmann Feb 5 2008, 13:37

Big bad dog beats cat



'' e venne il cane che morse il gatto...'' Translation '' and come the dog who bit the cat....''

Posted by: JynX Feb 5 2008, 14:20

Big bad dog now lady dog

Posted by: Benoist Feb 5 2008, 14:26

Rock beats sissors

Posted by: JdB Feb 5 2008, 15:16

sgt.Artmann, please stop writing in any language other than English.

Posted by: sgt.Artmann Feb 5 2008, 15:18

sorry next time only english

Posted by: Red Square Monkey Feb 5 2008, 16:07

(good to see this thread so active )

Posted by: x-ray Feb 5 2008, 16:13

Posted by: Red Square Monkey Feb 5 2008, 16:37

Zippo beats regular lighter!

Posted by: x-ray Feb 5 2008, 16:56

Posted by: JynX Feb 5 2008, 17:26

M109 shells infantry

Posted by: BigglesTrevor Feb 5 2008, 17:30

Nedved somhow beats arty, was to slow replying to beat flame thrower.

Posted by: da rat Feb 5 2008, 18:00

Explosive ball

Posted by: JynX Feb 5 2008, 18:17

pwnt

Posted by: x-ray Feb 5 2008, 18:18

explosive ball beaten by balls.


EDIT: Damn you! Nevertheless. balls beat ball impact.

Posted by: Benoist Feb 5 2008, 18:41

Once again...



Balls beaten by sissors

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 5 2008, 20:26

Scissors beaten by iron balls

Posted by: Avalla'ch Feb 5 2008, 21:52

This "ball" ( ) beats your balls

Posted by: Bence Feb 5 2008, 21:57

Bunker beats hand grenade!

Posted by: Avalla'ch Feb 5 2008, 22:02

two "Big Karls" will beat your bunker

Posted by: Bence Feb 5 2008, 22:05

Posted by: Avalla'ch Feb 5 2008, 22:10

Walther Schuck a german Ace with 206 confirmed kills will beat your Spitty

Posted by: Bence Feb 5 2008, 22:14

Nazis were defeated by the Allied forces!

Posted by: Blackscorpion Feb 5 2008, 22:14

352!

Posted by: x-ray Feb 5 2008, 22:21

owned by soviet gulag.

Posted by: Avalla'ch Feb 5 2008, 22:22

Simo Hayha - 542 :-O

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 6 2008, 01:23

Babe with Dragunov beats legendary sniper

(I wanted to put Sulo Kolkka but there are no pics, 400+ sniper kills 200+ SMG kills)

Posted by: x-ray Feb 6 2008, 01:35

beaten by counter-sniper tactics

Posted by: JynX Feb 6 2008, 02:23

Beaten by CAS

Posted by: Red Square Monkey Feb 6 2008, 02:29

A-10 beats Apache in CAS role.

Posted by: D@V£ Feb 6 2008, 02:30

MiG beats Warthog

Posted by: Sheildsy Feb 6 2008, 10:31

Revolting Russian Factory Workers hinder production of MiG

Posted by: Benoist Feb 6 2008, 11:00

Russian rebels beaten by napalm

Posted by: BigglesTrevor Feb 6 2008, 12:13

NO NO NO NO NO! we cant keep using napalm!



mr freeze

@, monkey, is that a real pic of the a10 or some sort of render?

Posted by: D@V£ Feb 6 2008, 12:42

Mr Freeze destroys this Imposter!

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 6 2008, 12:45

Posted by: Dex Feb 6 2008, 16:10

Strigiformes is the natural enemy of Microchiropter

Posted by: Bence Feb 6 2008, 16:30

Catowl!:D

Posted by: Red Square Monkey Feb 6 2008, 17:07

Teh turkey beats catowl.

Posted by: Dex Feb 6 2008, 18:01

name stealer beaten by the original

Posted by: Bence Feb 6 2008, 18:06

Turkish army beaten by Hungarians in 1456 at Nándorfehérvár (now Belgrade).

Posted by: da rat Feb 6 2008, 18:15

Hungary beaten by hungriness

Posted by: Bence Feb 6 2008, 18:17

Ahh! Hungriness beaten by Gyros!

Posted by: Dex Feb 6 2008, 18:53

greek Döner beaten by turkish Döner-King Kenan

Posted by: Bence Feb 6 2008, 18:56

Hungarian Gulas beats turkish food!

Posted by: Dex Feb 6 2008, 19:07

aahaa ...



anyway round plate beats hex-plate in manageability

Posted by: Bence Feb 6 2008, 19:10

Man you make me hungry!

Posted by: D@V£ Feb 6 2008, 21:24

Beer beats any spicy food!

Posted by: Bence Feb 6 2008, 21:26

Oh no, we're back to Beer!

Posted by: Helping Hand Feb 6 2008, 21:44

Bow before cider or die!


Sirrus ftw.

Posted by: Bence Feb 6 2008, 21:55

Whisky beer!

Posted by: D@V£ Feb 6 2008, 21:59

*loses sight*



(How the hell does Cider beat Beer? You unpatriotic devil! )

Posted by: Helping Hand Feb 6 2008, 22:05

Because Fosters isn't beer you Varlet, It's Kangaroo piss...

Posted by: Dex Feb 6 2008, 22:45

lets get back to pics mates

Kangaroo Piss beaten by ... well see for yourself



and Bence does it still make ya hungry?

NEXT

*Edit: ha, dodged the Absinthe, its almost unbeatable! looks like Michael Jackson

Posted by: Bence Feb 6 2008, 22:46

Go to hell! Yuck man...

Posted by: BigglesTrevor Feb 6 2008, 23:16

noting like a battered mars bar. ill keep it clean and say its job is to plug a hole....

Posted by: Benoist Feb 7 2008, 00:57

Coke cleans that

Posted by: Bence Feb 7 2008, 16:51

Pepsi betas Coca!

Posted by: JdB Feb 7 2008, 17:12

Beer beats blasphemy (Coca Cola being the only drink worthy of the name)

Posted by: Bence Feb 7 2008, 17:17

Coca sucks I think. Anyway, I don'! really like cola. I rather drink beer (Heineken) or Wine!

Only hungarian wine!

Posted by: x-ray Feb 7 2008, 17:36

bad wine becomes good vinegar.

Posted by: da rat Feb 7 2008, 17:37

Offtopic: I think you just broke a record xray!

Posted by: Bence Feb 7 2008, 17:37

Fix your image link mate! (What record?)

Posted by: da rat Feb 7 2008, 17:42

Vinegar beats salt as a condiment


@Record: It was one of the biggest images I have ever seen posted (pixel wise; was under 150kb)

Posted by: Bence Feb 7 2008, 17:46

Too much salt is unhealthy.

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 7 2008, 17:55

rat poison is unhealtier than salt

Posted by: x-ray Feb 7 2008, 18:03

Potassium cyanide beats rat poison

Posted by: Bence Feb 7 2008, 18:03

You don't eat rat poison (and "without the use of poisonous chemicals"). So pic isn't beaten!

Posted by: D@V£ Feb 7 2008, 18:04

Well, these are really unhealthy things to have in your body

Posted by: Bence Feb 7 2008, 18:05

1 Euro beaten by 1 pound!


Bulletproof west (Dragonskin, today the best)

Posted by: da rat Feb 7 2008, 18:08

Dragon roasts you for stealing it's skin

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 7 2008, 18:11

Sea dragon beats normal Dragon

Posted by: Bence Feb 7 2008, 18:22

Balrog beats all dragons!

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 7 2008, 18:26

-Placeholder-

You can go on to beat Bence, But I have a too good image to post here.
Please wait until I finished it.

thank you, and forgive me for this.

IMAGE!



135Kb

Posted by: Bence Feb 7 2008, 18:28

99% that u will post Gandalf!

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 7 2008, 18:30

QUOTE(Bence @ Feb 7 2008, 18:28)

99% that u will post Gandalf!

Posted by: D@V£ Feb 7 2008, 18:38

You Shall Not Pass!

(Well, it's not Gandalf.... but technically! It is! )

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 7 2008, 18:45

The mighty plank beats Pseudo-Gandalf

Posted by: Bence Feb 7 2008, 18:51

Mighty plank beaten by fire!

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 7 2008, 18:54

Fire beaten by Water Tiger

Posted by: Bence Feb 7 2008, 18:57

water tiger beaten by extinction! (couldn't find a better picture)

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 7 2008, 19:01

Asteroid beaten by Ion cannon


125Kb

Posted by: Bence Feb 7 2008, 19:08

Ion Cannon beaten by Starfighter (game: Starlancer)

(The flying Tigers actually destroyed an Ion Cannon!)

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 7 2008, 19:11

Beaten by Imperial fleet

Posted by: Bence Feb 7 2008, 19:16

Beaten by Alliance Fleet!

Posted by: da rat Feb 7 2008, 19:34

Alliance fleet beaten by Deathstar

Posted by: Bence Feb 7 2008, 19:37

Deathstar beaten by Luke Skywalker!

Posted by: D@V£ Feb 7 2008, 19:40

Beaten by Han Solo

Posted by: Bence Feb 7 2008, 19:42

Nah, they were friends!

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 7 2008, 19:50

Friendship beaten by women

Posted by: Bence Feb 7 2008, 19:51

Women beaten by love! And love conquers all!

Posted by: JynX Feb 7 2008, 21:22

All except the mod team!

Posted by: da rat Feb 7 2008, 21:29

Site team beats Mods

Posted by: Benoist Feb 7 2008, 22:29

Hackers beats the site team.

It makes them to cry and commit suicide.

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 7 2008, 23:05

He will beat the haxxors!

P.S. - I broke no records with my ion cannon image?

Posted by: Benoist Feb 7 2008, 23:32

Here comes the lipo!

Posted by: BigglesTrevor Feb 8 2008, 00:44

Lypo sunction beaten by Bradley from fat camp

Posted by: JynX Feb 8 2008, 01:04

Bradley's arm tattoo beaten by (my soon to be) full shoulder tattoo
(a cookie to whoever knows the kanji ^^)

Posted by: da rat Feb 8 2008, 01:18

I can't help being a Scot
I'm sorry, I'm a Scot
Help! I'm a Scot!


Laster tattoo removal beats tattoo!

Posted by: Benoist Feb 8 2008, 01:28

Lightsaber beats lasers




And can heat you coffee too!


It´s like a Jedi Swiss Army Knife

Posted by: JynX Feb 8 2008, 03:04

I cannot beat anything that assists in the heating of coffee, it'd be blasphemy

@da_rat: cheeky sod, no its Loyalty and Honesty

Posted by: Daniel Von Rommel Feb 8 2008, 14:25

(Crappy) railgun beats lightsaber

Posted by: D@V£ Feb 8 2008, 14:54

Gauss Gun wins hand-down as Electromagnetic Small Arms.

Posted by: Benoist Feb 8 2008, 15:30

A clip:

+
MRI

Posted by: Bence Feb 8 2008, 15:38

How do they beat Gauss Gun?

Posted by: Benoist Feb 8 2008, 15:47

What's the difference between a Gauss gun and a Rail gun? I always mix them up.

I know that Rail gun is the one who uses a small piece of metal accelerated by magnets (my "home-made": the clip and the MRI), but how the Gauss Gun works?