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post Aug 16 2016, 14:53
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Bah. Credit cards. Such a stumbling block for me in online trading. It's just not common around here to have one, we prefer checking accounts with electronic cash cards. And considering how the financial crisis was triggered by (amongst other things) people paying their debts from one credit card with another, the idea that a credit card would demonstrate solvency is utterly laughable.

I actually only have a debit card, I just call it a credit card so people think I'm a responsible adult, who can be trusted with money and stuff. It seems to be working! tongue.gif

Let me tell you about my bank. My bank keeps sending me letters to say they're "going green" and they're "cutting down on waste paper" by hiding my statements on their mess of a website. Of course, this doesn't stop them from sending the same goddamn advert for credit cards every fucking week! Look at our "competitive" offers! Here's how great we are with money, we can afford to send you millions of these stupid fucking colour-printed booklets with happy faced people in our bank's uniform looking happy at how great our credit card it! Wowee!

Sigh, if only there was some alternative to the follies of capitalism...


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post Aug 18 2016, 04:11
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Is it weird for a guy to see a good-looking dude and go like "man, it's a good thing I'm not gay as else I'd have to feel bad 'cause I could never pick him up"? My oncologist's office has a new partner who looks exactly like Jon Hamm. So exactly like Jon Hamm I thought I might've gotten into an episode of candid camera or something. Fuck, he even has an accent that could pass for an American's.

On a related thought, it must be really unfortunate for a fugly person if they're born bisexual, no? Just think about it, the number of fine-looking people they won't get laid by effectively doubles.


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post Aug 22 2016, 09:01
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QUOTE(D@V£ @ Aug 16 2016, 23:53) *
I actually only have a debit card, I just call it a credit card so people think I'm a responsible adult, who can be trusted with money and stuff. It seems to be working! tongue.gif

Let me tell you about my bank. My bank keeps sending me letters to say they're "going green" and they're "cutting down on waste paper" by hiding my statements on their mess of a website. Of course, this doesn't stop them from sending the same goddamn advert for credit cards every fucking week! Look at our "competitive" offers! Here's how great we are with money, we can afford to send you millions of these stupid fucking colour-printed booklets with happy faced people in our bank's uniform looking happy at how great our credit card it! Wowee!

Sigh, if only there was some alternative to the follies of capitalism...



Mine does the same damn thing. So I registered for e-Statements. Which they never seemed to record as I continue to get the paper despite doing most of my banking via their internet portal...
Granted that's my only real complaint with them. They are member owned and service the police community so pretty good.

I think I may die. I've got a bad man flu this winter. Thought I escaped but no, got me in the last weeks!


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post Aug 22 2016, 17:02
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It kills me all the time, I just can't help it. It's august, and they call it winter.

Just kiddin'. Get well soon.


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post Sep 3 2016, 00:21
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No one seems to be reading, it doesn't matter, I just need to write this down: I'm fucking proud of Bavaria. Goddamnit. 60,000 people in a city in the adjacent German state of Thuringia have raised a huge battle cry today: "fuck this nonsense that Germany (and especially its east) have become, we want to belong to Bavaria! Let us go!" Goosebumps!


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post Sep 3 2016, 01:44
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Sep 3 2016, 01:21) *
No one seems to be reading, it doesn't matter, I just need to write this down: I'm f*cking proud of Bavaria. Goddamnit. 60,000 people in a city in the adjacent German state of Thuringia have raised a huge battle cry today: "f*ck this nonsense that Germany (and especially its east) have become, we want to belong to Bavaria! Let us go!" Goosebumps!


When a bigger place annexed a smaller place both peoples rejoiced as well. See where that got us naughty.gif


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post Sep 3 2016, 12:08
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QUOTE(JdB @ Sep 3 2016, 01:44) *
When a bigger place annexed a smaller place both peoples rejoiced as well. See where that got us naughty.gif

Well, I mean, I wouldn't use Belgium as a good example of what an independent Bavaria could strive for tongue.gif


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post Sep 3 2016, 17:41
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Me neither. Molenbeek comes to mind.


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post Sep 30 2016, 02:15
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Welp. This place is officially dead.


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post Oct 1 2016, 00:45
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Sep 30 2016, 02:15) *
Welp. This place is officially dead.

Don't look at me, you and the Dutchy are the ones who are actually supposed provide the content. I just do the moderating and lusting after traditionally unattractive women.

It's a thankless task, but one I have taken, as my act of penance for newsposting like Take on Helicopters was an April fools. And... well, look, Andi, you've got a relatively gender-ambiguous name, so, if you're not going to provide me with anything to moderate, put on this discount wig and help me with my other job.


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post Oct 1 2016, 01:06
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QUOTE(D@V£ @ Oct 1 2016, 01:45) *
lusting after traditionally unattractive women.


Could you provide us with a list so we have some reference points to go on?


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post Oct 1 2016, 02:46
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*dons wig*

I'm actually curious about the definition of "traditionally unattractive", too. Does this refer to women who're unattractive because tradition makes them dress funny ( ph34r.gif ) or who can't help but be unattractive since they've always been just that?



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post Oct 1 2016, 14:14
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QUOTE(JdB @ Oct 1 2016, 01:06) *
Could you provide us with a list so we have some reference points to go on?

Look, it's real simple: Take a list of attractive women, then take a list of all women, then you remove the women who are in the attractive women list. I shouldn't have to spell these things out to you.

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*dons wig*

Oh my! Well, hello there, Miss! *drools*


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post Oct 1 2016, 14:42
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QUOTE(D@V£ @ Oct 1 2016, 15:14) *
Look, it's real simple: Take a list of attractive women, then take a list of all women, then you remove the women who are in the attractive women list. I shouldn't have to spell these things out to you.


I completely disagree. Let's say women like Kate Upton, Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johansson are on that list. Well there is still a lot of space between the women on that list and Theresa May! Literally over a billion women qualify in the middle category, but according to you there is no difference and all of those women equate to Mayday! mad.gif


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post Oct 1 2016, 19:15
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QUOTE(JdB @ Oct 1 2016, 14:42) *
I completely disagree. Let's say women like Kate Upton, Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johansson are on that list. Well there is still a lot of space between the women on that list and Theresa May! Literally over a billion women qualify in the middle category, but according to you there is no difference and all of those women equate to Mayday! mad.gif

I said nothing of the sort! You're the one saying that only supermodels can be attractive, I can't be held accountable for your inability to recognize the beauty of women who aren't supermodels, and, well... let's face it, you're the one trying to tabulate a list of women in order of their fuckablility on a board that no one's seriously used since, like, the late 1800s, so... maybe you should lower your standards a bit? tongue.gif

Now, put on this discount wig.


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post Oct 1 2016, 20:41
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Speaking about beauty standards: according to a recent Victoria's Secret survey, the average cup size they sell is a D. The average! Even when considering the fact that some women buy bras larger than their true size to have a little bit of elbow room weight-wise or because the factory-made sizes don't fit terribly well (bear in mind here fatsos don't buy at VS anyway); when will Hollywood begin to react accordingly?! ohmy.gif

Scarlett Johansson is a D-cup, the aforesaid Kate Upton is a D-cup; then we have Kat Dennings with DDs and Christina Hendricks with an impressive pair of H-cups.

Aaaaand? No one else! Only four famous Hollywood actresses wear more than a C-cup.

This can't stand. glare.gif

Wanna hear the worst part, that is why we can't have big-breasted Hollywood actresses? According to the IMDB, Kat Dennings was once considered for the role of Thor's girlfriend (before flat-chested Natalie Portman won the role); and among the reasons why Dennings didn't get the role was her rack (!). Sounds stupid? It sure does. Prude America was afraid they couldn't do action scenes with a lead whose boobs were all over the place.

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post Oct 1 2016, 20:57
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Oct 1 2016, 21:41) *
Scarlett Johansson is a D-cup, the aforesaid Kate Upton is a D-cup; then we have Kat Dennings with DDs and Christina Hendricks with an impressive pair of H-cups.


I don't think Scarlett has a D-cup anymore since the got rid of her implants. Jennifer Connelly was nice before she lost weight ... Which is the main problem imo. They all have to weigh next to zero and one of the main factors that affects is breast size.


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post Oct 1 2016, 23:39
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QUOTE(JdB @ Oct 1 2016, 21:57) *
since the got rid of her implants
What? Malajn.gif
QUOTE(JdB @ Oct 1 2016, 21:57) *
Jennifer Connelly was nice before she lost weight ... Which is the main problem imo. They all have to weigh next to zero and one of the main factors that affects is breast size.
There are a lot of glorious glamour models with awesome racks and next to no weight. Heck, Ala Passtel is a 80G @ 1.65 meters with a measly 49 kilos. biggrin.gif I think the most important aspect is merely a stereotype --- the bigger the boobs, the smaller the brain... I believe I read that's what they told Christina Hendricks as she sought to appear in Broadway plays: that she didn't have the looks to play roles with a certain gravitas. And of course there is a rule of uniformity of sorts in Hollywood. Many actresses have almost interchangeable looks, especially the blonde department does... no way to deviate from there, or so it would seem...


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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Oct 2 2016, 00:39) *
What? Malajn.gif


What stone age have you been living in?!?


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post Oct 3 2016, 19:30
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I know I'm often a tad slow on the uptake, but is that even a proper sentence right there?
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