Such heresy Carver, however do you live with yourself D:

I dunno, isolate him and weaponize his sheer obnoxiousness and I think we may have a stand in / potential replacement for trident.

In the mean time, he's your problem now everyone else.

A rather simple solution presents itself then, have the mafia run the country and the politico types run the mafia.
You fix the nation and get rid of organized crime that isn't the government.

Magic...gotta be.




Question, what would you have been doing at assembly with your pants down in the first place?
See I only ask as where I grew up, school assemblies were kinda crowded, nor were they in the kind of place you'd normally have your pants down in, I may be suffering from a sheltered country up bringing but this does seem a little odd. :|

Neither of these are possible, Nessie is currently being experimented on in a secret government laboratory somewhere near Fort William, Alex Salmond aims to create something to make it actually worth putting money into Scotland.
The other requires a change in the laws that govern reality such that Justin Bieber can actually achieve anything worth while.

I do like dropping by now and again to see if this place is still as bat sh*t insane as it always was to find a post as above...crack (or fap as would be more apt here...) on chaps.

ah righto, a lesser Wittman oh well

with my question answered I shall again disappear into the ether etc

oh hai.
Had a bit of a surprise, anyone know if our glorious admin witty still actively plays ArmA just got the roster for my platoon at a TvT/COOP event today and obviously a certain name sprung out at me.

Or is there an imposter

what is this, charity you speak of? is this some form of strange new business model?

First door on the left for quarantine, don't mind the autopsy tables we only use them every so often for those test subjects...poor souls that prove unable to pull through in the end.



It's all the Irn Bru old boy.

Don't worry we can just moth ball them and sell them back to the yanks for half what we paid...

The F35, a mythic invention designed by the americans to further cripple military spending in europe</conspiracynut>

to my knowledge he was last seen logging on to world of tanks, it is reasonable to assume all birmingham based assets are combat ineffective as a result of their very soul being destroyed by the vicous demon, mmorpg

rip

Apperently I work with individuals, each more stupid than the collective stupidity of 4chan, god I hate this country sometimes..

Survival of the cheekiest

you'd think in a country where stupid weather such as tornados and huricanes are common that they would build houses from something more sustantial than what looks like balsa wood...just sayin'


profile rape and i havent been around to bitch and moan, how dare you sirs, how terribly unsporting!

Its unfair if you are a noncombatant, its unsporting if you are a soldier and violate roe etc

When you lead an active life you generate more endorphins than you would if you are stuck at desk all day, when you shift from active to inactive this becomes apparent by this tiredness.

The other reason is desk jobs are boring as hell...though getting some exercise when your not working should help with the tiredness

Nout wrong with turning 22, also I really dunno what it says about you lot but always figured, with the exception of murk, you chaps were older than myself.

Scorpy pops his head up here occasionally and is also around the Zeus TS3 server from time to time.

As for english question*:

Jari is (still) on the forum, isn't he? - Is the closest to native English, where "isn't he/she/it?" is used instead of "is he/she/it not?"
Oddly enough as you have it written you should have ended it with "is he?"

General rule of thumb: If your asking something in that fashion the question bit at the end is generally the opposite: is followed by isn't, is not/isn't followed by is

Isn't English a funny language...

*Easiest way of putting it would be a straight up: Is Jari still on the forum?

No offence intended old boy, in other news, the weather seems to be mimicing my feelings on returning to work today
Hurricane bawbag returns...

Not to worry not like we'll have any ships left for them to destroy at the rate our spending is going.

Happy new year folk, would have posted last night but had an important appointment with some friends and a Mr. Daniels and Koppaberg that required my attention



Oh sh*te, the argies are coming! Get the harriers...oh wait...

Somebody didn't watch the simpsons christmas special

Merry Christmas, hope you all have a good day and new year/Hogmany when it comes around