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 Apr 13 2008, 19:40
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker  Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113  |
Touché!
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Apr 14 2008, 18:15
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#182
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman  Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
Scorpy has a revelation...
QUOTE Blackscorpy: Link Andrew/Andy: hmm Blackscorpy: what I was on about last night Andrew/Andy: i figured Blackscorpy: you're Scottish... Andrew/Andy: I am? Who knew... the boy's a tad slow 
-------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Apr 14 2008, 18:23
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#183
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
They almost pay you to go to university, you need explaining!
-------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Apr 15 2008, 23:12
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#184
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
The Search is On!
 QUOTE Dave says: Sarah Conner? [c=#E89E3C]Mark[/c] says: No... [c=#E89E3C]Mark[/c] says: You'll start dividing via mytosis lol QUOTE Dave says: Sarah Conner? Andrew/Andy - "No me acuerdo lo que paso Locura recurre todita mi piel" says: Now thats just cruel, bad acting and certain death QUOTE Dave says: Sarah Conner? Linker Split says: wtf? QUOTE Dave says: Sarah Conner? Trevor says: lol what? QUOTE Dave says: Sarah Conner? Rellikki says: NOOOO  QUOTE Dave says: Sarah Conner? Encarta® Instant Answers says: Hmm. I'm not sure I know Sarah Conner. Let's try an Encarta search. => Sarah Conner? This post has been edited by D@V£: Apr 15 2008, 23:24 -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Apr 16 2008, 00:18
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NOOOO
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Apr 16 2008, 00:22
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
Death
-------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Apr 16 2008, 00:24
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#187
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Yuhees?
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Apr 20 2008, 14:59
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 Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 312 Joined: 18-April 07 From: Birmingham, England Member No.: 767 |
A realy dumb Irish man walkes into a car showroom. He points to a new jaguar and asks the manager: "How much is this car?" The manager replies "$15,000 sir." the appaled Irish man says "How much?! I've only got $75. Haven't you got a car worth that much?" the manager says "Actualy we have, but there's one problem. It has no doors." the Irish mann replies "How stupid! How am I suposed to get in?!"
-------------------- "Our business in the field of fight, is not to question, but to prove our might." Alexander Pope
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Apr 21 2008, 00:40
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
Never let your mates introduce you to people...
QUOTE Archie: Well, Andrew is the kinda guy who would have no problems with making humanity his undead army, where as I believe hugs should be the universal currency
-------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Apr 23 2008, 18:56
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Group: Addon Maker Posts: 1,148 Joined: 4-November 06 Member No.: 13 |
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Apr 23 2008, 19:03
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 I'm a toilet bowl! Group: Members Posts: 25 Joined: 21-January 08 From: Australia... Member No.: 2,174 |
Liar! This is the real one.
 
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Apr 28 2008, 23:41
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#192
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
QUOTE Blackscorpy sanoo (1:36): "Tourist: “So is there some little place known only to locals where you can watch the whales lay their eggs?”" JynX sanoo (1:36): huh Blackscorpy sanoo (1:36): urm, read it JynX sanoo (1:37): i have, huh as in i dont find it that funny Blackscorpy sanoo (1:37): well, whales lay their eggs in Alaska, don't they? JynX sanoo (1:38): i dunno Blackscorpy sanoo (1:39): Whales are mammals. AFAIK humans etc. don't lay eggs We shall wait in horror the day he gets employed in the field he studied for... -------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Apr 29 2008, 14:43
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
Bah, as I said, 1am 3 coffees per hour since 10pm, whilst revising genetics probabability problems, where whales reproduce is not my first priority
also if you weren't aware...A montreme is an egg laying mammal, namely: Platypuses and Echidnas -------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Apr 29 2008, 16:20
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
I know the weird Aussie (or New Zealand... can't open the link) animal that lays eggs... but that's pretty much the only one AFAIK...
-------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Apr 29 2008, 20:22
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
Echidna's also do and there are five living species of mamal that lay egg so there!
-------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Apr 30 2008, 13:54
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
QUOTE Mark says: Oh what a wonderous day Andrew/Andy says: O Rly? Mark says: Ya rly Andrew/Andy says: No Wai?! Mark says: Ya Wai! Andrew/Andy says: Srsly? Mark says: Srsly indiid Andrew/Andy says: 
-------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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May 6 2008, 14:28
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
QUOTE Blackscorpy sanoo (16:20):
you on laptop? JynX sanoo (16:22): hmm JynX sanoo (16:24): yup Blackscorpy sanoo (16:25): that took a while to figure out -------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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May 6 2008, 15:10
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
I think maybe he took it literally and sat on it
-------------------- -------------------- Heed my words or risk being beaten with a stick then fed to my associate D@V£ The Rules - Most places have rules, these are ours Read them! Moderation Feedback Thread - Let everyone know how much you don't like D@V£ -------------------- |
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May 6 2008, 19:38
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
I think he was doing something more important at the time than talking on MSN, I could be wrong though
-------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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May 7 2008, 18:06
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~Established April, 2004~ Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 800 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Sussex, England Member No.: 34 |
QUOTE Mark says (18:04): *takes out sodimising instrument of doom and hands it to JdB's wild sex partner (rewan). Enjoy* You don't want to know anything else about this conversation I assure you 
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