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 Jun 11 2011, 00:19
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 Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain  Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19  |
ZITAT We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. For how long has this been in your signature, years probably? It took me until just now to google it... and I laughed my ass off.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google!    R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jun 11 2011, 13:45
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman  Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
Now beetles on the other hand...
-------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Jul 3 2011, 17:04
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 Member  Group: Moderators Posts: 192 Joined: 19-October 06 Member No.: 9 |
I haven't post in this topic for years, that's why I am wondering a very simple stuff...
Is there still anyone cheeky out there ? 
-------------------- "Il n'y a que 2 choses infinies dans le monde: la taille de l'Univers et la connerie humaine; et encore, je ne suis pas sûr pour la première"(Albert Einstein)
"Travaillons dans la gaieté et nous continuerons d'être heureux"(Babar, roi des éléphants)  ...CoPèTe... Règlez vos montres... Fournisseur officiel de cadenas...  "CoPèTe wins international recognition and respect" -D@V£- ... |
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Jul 3 2011, 17:35
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 ARCP Winner 2007 Group: Members Posts: 263 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Lake District, England Member No.: 100 |
Oh no... it's happening... *skin falls off revealing hyperalloy endoskeleton*
This post has been edited by Daniel: Jul 3 2011, 17:38 -------------------- OFP/Arma addict turned forum lurker.
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Jul 3 2011, 18:55
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
QUOTE(CoPèTe @ Jul 3 2011, 18:04)  I haven't post in this topic for years, that's why I am wondering a very simple stuff... Is there still anyone cheeky out there ?  2006 called!
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jul 4 2011, 00:05
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire  Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
DOUBLE POST MOTHERF*CKER.
Besides. We all know no-one is cheeky. Except the King. -------------------- |
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Jul 4 2011, 03:31
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
We ain't got no double post there, my good Sir. Not after I was CHEEKY and edited it.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jul 4 2011, 03:34
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
YOU ARE NOT KING DANNY
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Jul 4 2011, 11:50
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Gladly I am not.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jul 4 2011, 14:09
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
You've really done it now. He's back!
 We're doomed! Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed! QUOTE 2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
2 Members: D@V£, brataccas -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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 Jul 4 2011, 14:17
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The One and the Only! Group: Members Posts: 52 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Scotland Member No.: 35 |
just passing, everyone is alive it seems, need some help with a translation then ill be off again...
-------------------- Is king homer cheeky?
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Jul 4 2011, 17:58
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Dear me, just when I decided to mess with his user title the other day... Oh my goodness. Oh my farking goodness. If Homer magically returned now, I'd shit bricks.
Well... how are you Bratty? Still making the streets of Wales unsafe? -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jul 4 2011, 19:20
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
Holy Shit. Bratty returneth, really!?
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Jul 4 2011, 23:56
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
It would seem so, the mad Scot has returned home!
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Jul 10 2011, 21:26
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Member Group: Moderators Posts: 192 Joined: 19-October 06 Member No.: 9 |
u_U I once used the word "cheeky" and then bratty comes back in the second !
-------------------- "Il n'y a que 2 choses infinies dans le monde: la taille de l'Univers et la connerie humaine; et encore, je ne suis pas sûr pour la première"(Albert Einstein)
"Travaillons dans la gaieté et nous continuerons d'être heureux"(Babar, roi des éléphants) ...CoPèTe... Règlez vos montres... Fournisseur officiel de cadenas... "CoPèTe wins international recognition and respect" -D@V£- ... |
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Jul 10 2011, 23:05
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
It's the privy keyword of casting this very spell, my fine Sir.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jul 25 2011, 10:19
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 Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
Facebook troll session on two 17 year old mums
 Nice to know she lets her friends f*ck her kid then 
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Sep 3 2011, 18:10
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Shit.
QUOTE Andi says: There's nothing bad about Vikings
Mark says:... Andi says: Prolly the last place in Europe to be overrun by the... WAH I'M GETTING POLITICAL AGAIN Mark says: They raped pillaged and destroyed our country at least 3 times Andi says: Like I said... Mark says: We don't like being raped and pillaged. It hurts =] Andi says: Like I said... Shit happens. Mark says: No shit Andi says: I shit you not Mark says: You better not be shitting me Andi says: What kind of shit could you do about it Mark says: Shit on you with shit loads of bombs from shit loads of shitting planes! Andi says: Oh shit. Mark says: Fo' sure Andi says: I think we broke the record now. -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Sep 5 2011, 00:48
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
Reminds me of this old joke;
Allegedly the German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They, it is alleged, not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206. Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now." Ground (Getting grumpy): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark... and I didn't land." -------------------- |
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Sep 5 2011, 00:50
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
'Tis as made up as that thing with the aircraft carrier and the lighthouse is.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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