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Cervo
post Dec 13 2007, 14:31
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This is a thread for stupid conversations you had with other community members, like making jokes or answering in a funny/stupid way. Remember to just write the few interesting lines and not huge logs!

Here are two entries:

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Placebo and me
(Just a few minutes after England failing to qualify to Euro 2008)
Cervo:
Hey Paul, i'm sorry for your team.
Cervo:
Which team will you support ?
Cervo:
Are you there? Maybe you're pissed off ... ? sad.gif

Then I got answer the day after:

Placebo: Hello. I'm not watching football games when they are in the middle of the night for me. And yes I might be highly pissed off if you would refer to the result of a football game I recorded and that I'm about to watch...

Cervo: ph34r.gif




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Jahve and me
Jahve : could you possibly restructure the arma.info menu? i had to look around for a bit before i found the forum button
Cervo [OFP.info] : you mean create a special page for visually deficient people ? boppin2.gif


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post Dec 13 2007, 14:36
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post Dec 13 2007, 15:45
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QUOTE
Dave says:
I hate mornings sad.gif
That's why I slept through it today! ohmy.gif

Rellikki says:
yes, i hate mornings too
and im glad i did so too mad.gif
otherwise it would have eaten me

Dave says:
I thought you didn't sleep? unsure.gif

Rellikki says:
yes
i don't sleep
that's why i didn't sleep
and im glad i don't
otherwise it would eat me

Dave says:
blink.gif That makes bugger all sense

Rellikki says:
that's good
 
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D@V£
post Dec 13 2007, 15:46
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I know I'm going to feature in this thread a lot tongue.gif


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Rellikki
post Dec 13 2007, 15:55
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Yees..

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Rellikki says:
ohmy.gif
i shall shave my legs!

Dave says:
blink.gif
What are you? A horse?

Rellikki says:
no
im a skeleton! ohmy.gif

Dave says:
blink.gif A skeleton with hairy legs?

Rellikki says:
yes! ohmy.gif
you've never seen under those gray pants
but maybe one day

Dave says:
No thank you blink.gif

Rellikki says:
ok then ohmy.gif
 
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Deadeye
post Dec 13 2007, 16:35
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QUOTE
Deadeye :hi plane

Deadeye :how's it going? any turbulences?

Dave :Not yet! :-O
Deadeye :well than enjoy your flight smile.gif
Deadeye :where are you heading?
Dave :....To the airport! :-O
Deadeye :wanna now a secret?
Dave ohmy.gifk! :-O
Deadeye :I'm a spider !
Dave : :-O:-O:-O
Deadeye :In fact... I am Spiderman
Dave : I must tell everyone! :-O
Deadeye : you must STFU
Dave : or I'll eat you tongue.gif
Dave : :-O Spiders can't eat planes!
Deadeye : sure they can
Deadeye : I'll catch you in my giant net
Dave : ...Okay...
Deadeye : and then roll you in a cocoon till you are rusting
Deadeye : and then I'll have a nice meal smile.gif
Dave : Perhaps. But I do see a small flaw on in your plan
Deadeye : tell it NOW !
Dave : A very small flaw
Dave : You see, while spider webbing is very strong, strong enough to support a weight of over 10x it's own
Dave : Most planes, are very heavy
Dave : And, very big too
Dave : So... if a plane flew into a spiders web
Dave : Then it'd be the plane taking the web, not the web taking the plane! :-O
Deadeye : I'm quite a massive spider... an my nets aren't finespun. They can take lots of weight
Deadeye : I once caught an B52 who was trying to get to Iraq.... I was hungry
Dave : Yes, but still. A massive spider is still tiny in comparison to even a small plane
Deadeye : I do have spider friends... they help me
Dave :Be that as it may, a Plane is still very big...
Dave :Besides! :-O If you do catch me you have to suck my insides out.
Dave :And that could be very dangerous, because...
Dave :I'm full of Snakes! :-O Snakes on a plane! :-O
Deadeye : Damn you ! that's not fair
Deadeye : fight like a real plane, not like a pussy plane
Dave :Fien! :@ *fires missiles*
Deadeye : catches missiles in the net and throws em back towards the plane
Dave : Spider webs are sticky! :-O
Dave : They would stick to the missiles! :-O
Deadeye :not for a psider
Dave : Yes, but Missiles aren't spiders
Dave :And while spiders are very strong
Deadeye :spiders and walk, eat and have sex on em... they are kind of used to these nets
Dave : Strong enough to lift over 50 times their own weight
Dave :Missiles are very heavy in comparison
Dave :And tend to explode
Deadeye :they won't hit the ground and your missiles aren't time triggered, you are an old airplane
Dave : OHSHIT! :-O
Dave :My Astronomy Lecturer is called Dr. Breen! :-O
Deadeye : to the shelter ???????
Dave :[hmm] No.
Dave :We must try and bargin with him to get cushy government jobs when the Aliens invade.
Deadeye : they won't invade anytime soon. talked to em just a few mins are ago...they are kinda busy invading the fugolationtes galaxy
Dave : Those bastards! :-O
Deadeye : they told me we still have to wait for at least 70 years
Dave : This isn't the first time they've stolen our Thunder you know?
Thunder? OMG? Hows Hulk Hogan doing? They took Thunder tongue.gif

Dave : You remeber that time the Daleks said they'd invade and they never showed up?
Dave : It's was those bloody fugolatates! They switched the signs!!!
Deadeye : yeah I also heard that the fugolatates are always looking for trouble. They are the GWB galaxy so....
Dave : GWB? ^o)
Dave : Gone with the blastwave?
Deadeye : Oh common you gotta know the GWB galaxy ohmy.gif
Dave : Do I? :-O
Deadeye : sure
Dave : In that case, I'm just checking you know what it is biggrin.gif
Deadeye : erm..... the erm.....Generally Wannabe Beaten galaxy :-/
Dave : never heard of it?
Deadeye : right beside the IDCS galaxy
Dave : IDCS!? :-O
Deadeye : aw common plane.... you can't be serious !
Dave : Quick! Deploy the matter/antimatter device!
Dave : We can destroy them both at once!
Deadeye : I don't care shit galaxy
Dave : (I meant IDCS! as in an exclaimation)
Deadeye :We could vbut we first need to get our new weapon running.....


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BigglesTrevor
post Dec 13 2007, 16:46
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conversation me and deadeye had over the 'drive my car' website

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Deadeye : hm I'll record my drive wink.gif
Trevor : nice do it , go for the bike! lol
Deadeye : If I can find it ...
Trevor : its up the stair/ramp to the right
Deadeye : the carpet?
Trevor : no, its like up a ramp past a bunch of white things then right
Deadeye : I've seen him...full face , him=jay
Trevor : lol , whats he like
Deadeye : has a beard
Trevor : haha awsome
Deadeye : taliban style but not that long , black hair and glasses , I'd say a lil bit of overweight but not much
Trevor : haha cool, must be annoying being at wor k and having a bunch of kids keep driving a toy car into you
Deadeye : lol , Jay Charles: Im married... I have license to be fat
Trevor : lol


we nearly had that bike over you know.


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Deadeye
post Dec 13 2007, 16:53
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nearly biggrin.gif ... but it took me ages to locate the bike sad.gif We'll have to try again..but thi time using both cars at once !

http://www.jaycharles.net/drive


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D@V£
post Dec 13 2007, 17:02
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This thread is my curse! ohmy.gif
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deadeye5@gmx.de (E-mail address not verified) says:
I bet everybody is contacting you right now trying to force you into a conversation that'll end up in the stupid/funny chats thread
"Dave" says:
Yes!
deadeye5@gmx.de (E-mail address not verified) says:
I won't
"Dave" says:
And I've got a lab report to write too
"Dave" says:
And you've already done it!
deadeye5@gmx.de (E-mail address not verified) says:
Leave Dave alone..... thats the motto !


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post Dec 13 2007, 17:47
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Actually I agree with Jahve on the positioning of the forum link wink.gif


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Rewan
post Dec 13 2007, 19:01
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CITATION
Rewan [Re-1]: so what are you going to do ? sad.gif
Rellikki: im going to masturbate!! ohmy.gif
Rewan [Re-1]: Ooooh a beautifull screen for forums blues.gif
Rellikki: ok ohmy.gif
Rellikki: it is nice to post screenshots on forums
Rellikki: and share things
Rewan [Re-1]: Rellikki joking ^^
Rellikki: share
Rellikki: in a communist way! ohmy.gif


I almost forgot but his wish is granted now ^^


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DaRat
post Dec 13 2007, 19:45
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Note to self: Never talk on MSN again tongue.gif
 
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post Dec 13 2007, 21:39
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Wise words, I dont anyway tongue.gif dunno why I have it tbh lol


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Cervo
post Dec 14 2007, 01:06
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Today, a chat with Genby (our ex team member that was working intensively on our ofp.info Russian section with psyKKe)

QUOTE
Cervo [OFP.info] (00:53) :
hard to find serious russian people !
Genby (01:04) :
100%
Genby (01:04) :
clown's nation


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D@V£
post Dec 19 2007, 14:26
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A new one! Hurrah!

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"Dave" says:
Woolworths are selling a bear called Mohammed.

Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
Yay!

"Dave" says:
They have to sell it really cheap though, because they aren't allowed to make a profit out of a bear

Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
Ill take 1000 and drop them over the middle east

"Dave" says:
You Fooligan!
You've missed the joke

Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
yes, profit/prophet
Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
but I still want 1000 to drop over the Middle east

"Dave" says:
Fair enough
"Dave" says:
But I haven't got any money, so we'll have to stop at the bank

Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
OK!
Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
Can we rob it?


"Dave" says:
...
"Dave" says:
Did I say I had a bank account?

Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
OK, so we rob the place, no problem. You have a get away car right? Cause get away taxi is not the same

"Dave" says:
I have one better
"Dave" says:
A get away Unicycle!
"Dave" says:
Have you ever wondered why unicycles aren't called Monocycles?

Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
Cannot say I have

"Dave" says:
And that's exactly why we'll be unstoppable!

Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
one would assume a bycycle built by both sexes of all cultures would be a unicycle

"Dave" says:
Those foolish guards will try to shoot out the wheels of our Unicycles...
"Dave" says:
But we'll actually be riding Monocycles!

Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
What if we just shoot the guards first?

"Dave" says:
Well...

Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
then we can make our dramatic get away in peace

"Dave" says:
It wouldn't be dramatic then, would it?

Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
and stop for icecream

"Dave" says:
There's no Drama in ice cream!

Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
it will be trying to balance on a monocycle with all that money and some icecream!

"Dave" says:
Fair enough!

Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
YAY!...



"Dave" says:
What the?!
"Dave" says:
Iron Lore Entertainment are invading the Relic Entertainment Boards!
"Dave" says:
We must take this as a warning!
"Dave" says:
How long will it be before forces from EA start their invasion of ArmedAssault.info!

Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
But ArmA.info, like Relic, are awesome, and cannot be deafeated by sheer force of awesomeness
"Dave" says:
True, and EA aren't working on an Expansion for ArmA...
"Dave" says:
I hope...

Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
...I am not authorised to comment

"Dave" says:
Then I'll have to get the truth out of you with my Wiffle Bat

Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
But if you hit me with that I will just laugh and then snicker and say 'Heh heh.........wiffle'

"Dave" says:
*Wiffle Bat Attack*

Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
heh heh..."wiffle"
"Dave" says:
-5 hp

Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
...ow
Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
*drinks beer* WOO! ....-20hp

"Dave" says:

You fool!
"Dave" says:
You only have 25hp!

Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
*Cannot talk as apparently he is dead*

"Dave" says:
*sigh*
Every freakin' year....

Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
*Shut up. I'm dead, you think you have issues?*
Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
...*this is going in the wierd convo forum, isnt it?*...

"Dave" says:
Yes.
"Dave" says:
It's going in.
"Dave" says:
And there's nuttin' you can't not do about not doing it!

Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
...I could delete it

"Dave" says:
Yes
"Dave" says:
But Cervo created it

Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
That would be abuse of my administrator status.

But I think everyone is used to that by now
Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
I mean I gave JdB a job...

"Dave" says:
And then you'll be, shall we say, in a bit of a pickle?

Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
I can delete the single post u make..

"Dave" says:
Yes, but then you shall die

Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
Nope. Already dead

"Dave" says:
Yes, but now the world must know that you used "u" instead of "you"
"Dave" says:
DAMN!
"Dave" says:
The forums are not working!

Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
LolZ I can sp34k5 the 1337!

...I feel dirty now. Kill me again for doing that

"Dave" says:
oh wait, they are
"Dave" says:
You can't kill that which is already dead!

Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
Destroy the brain!
Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says:
Some would argue thats also the issue at hand...


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We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
QUOTE(Brace Belden)
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BigglesTrevor
post Dec 22 2007, 01:58
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the unicycle bit is quality biggrin.gif


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post Dec 22 2007, 03:50
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sounds very similar to my msn conversations with friends from highschool....worrying.

just a quote from work, context i'm standing chatting with some of the lads n lasses working at the bar in the area i've set my stuff up i'm sitting texting on my phone when their supervisor comes in.

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What the hell are you lot doing! your sitting reading a mag get on the bar, your doing nothing get on the bar, your playing with your phone you...don't work for us....buy something at the bar! in fact your not doing anything get this guy something from the bar!


within a minute i had a free jd and coke! smile.gif


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Rellikki
post Jan 3 2008, 11:25
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QUOTE
Rellikki says:
ohmy.gif
lions ate a man in south-africa

Dave says:
That's not news mad.gif
A saw an Elephant on TV that could paint pictures! ohmy.gif

Rellikki says:
i saw a document of an elephant-mosquito
it could fly and it sucked blood with its nose

Dave says:
Well, I saw an Elephant that ate people and shitted money mad.gif

Rellikki says:
i saw an elephant that ate money and shitted people mad.gif

Dave says:
Dude
That was in Ace Ventura.
That was fictional mad.gif

Rellikki says:
oh really? mad.gif
what about if i am that elephant?

Dave says:
Then how the hell are you typing!? blink.gif

Rellikki says:
the people who i shit help me
they are my slaves.

Dave says:
Makes sense...
 
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Toadball
post Jan 3 2008, 23:12
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and it so does...


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Rellikki
post Jan 5 2008, 17:32
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QUOTE
...
Dave says:
How fŽindish! ohmy.gif

Rellimursu says:
how do you pronounce that?
Ž

Dave says:
I believe it's pronounced like this:
"Ž"

Rellimursu says:
interesting

Dave says:
Now you try

Rellimursu says:
ok...
ok, here it goes... mad.gif
here it goes...
mmmmmmmm...... mad.gif
e!

Dave says:
No.
Like this
Ž!

Rellimursu says:
ť?

Dave says:
ť by gum! ohmy.gif

Rellimursu says:
Ť?

Dave says:
Ž! biggrin.gif

Rellimursu says:
Í?

Dave says:
Well, I guess that'll have to do mad.gif

Rellimursu says:
k mad.gif


Rellimursu being me.
 
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