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post Sep 5 2011, 02:18
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Hence 'old joke'


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post Sep 5 2011, 21:31
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rofl XD

What did the letter O say to Q?

Dude, your dick is hanging out.


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post Apr 30 2013, 16:35
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A certain body part of mine was in the Guinness Book of Records! cool.gif

(Until the librarian told me to take it out.)

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Is Google male or female? Obviously female because it won't let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.


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post Apr 30 2013, 18:35
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'nuff said biggrin.gif


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post Apr 30 2013, 19:56
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Not really. We've had a couple of jokes lately but they magically disappeared.


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post May 1 2013, 07:46
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So much magic. There were rainbows and flying monkeys and things.


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post May 1 2013, 16:04
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Don't forget the unicorns.


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post May 1 2013, 20:42
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You mean like this? (Linked direct from the white house) happy.gif


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post May 2 2013, 02:37
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(Linked direct from the white house)
And here was I thinking he'd be mocking us! ohmy.gif

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http://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/imagecache/embedded_img_full/image/image_file/shooting2.jpg


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post May 2 2013, 12:23
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My ego is limitless ... Although it does probably mean were all currently being vetted by the CIA salut.gif


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*Trying to think of a witty comment that doesnt involve some sort of illegal sex act*


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post May 2 2013, 17:12
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QUOTE(Indigo @ May 2 2013, 17:21) *
*Trying to think of a witty comment that doesnt involve some sort of illegal sex act*



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post May 3 2013, 03:37
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post May 3 2013, 05:55
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 2 2013, 17:12) *
[img]http://s1.directupload.net/images/130502/6dyeau4d.jpg[img]


The reply was about Carvers Ego and how the CIA moniters him.
Come on, You all knew he was a pedophille boppin2.gif


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post May 3 2013, 17:06
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post May 4 2013, 02:14
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You realize this is kind of a funny conservation hence perfectly on topic... even if you end up being called pedobear? biggrin.gif


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post May 4 2013, 12:01
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lol tongue.gif


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post May 4 2013, 16:07
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You know, I wonder whether all the people who were the inspiration for these memes know they're internet celebrities now.


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