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post Mar 20 2009, 15:27
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Allergic attacks when no antiallergenic agents are at home.

But I'll withstand the agony. That's my way of saying "Fuck you mother nature".


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post Mar 21 2009, 11:01
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Windows Live Messenger 9.0 ¨_¨ Useless PoS killed itself so rolled back to 8.5 ¨_¨


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post Mar 21 2009, 14:19
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short notice Job offers, am either going to half to turn up stupidly late for work tonight or offer half price and do half the time for the job offer.


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post Mar 21 2009, 19:21
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QUOTE(Benoist @ Feb 6 2009, 04:41) *
- My teeth...
I brush then 3 times per day, almost fime minutes each time, I always carry one with toothpaste when I travel, it's the only part of my body that I REALLY take care of. I'm the only one in my family without teeth problems because of the above, however I can't get them to be white! I have a yellowish color in every tooth and most noticiable near the gums.
My dentist says that it's normal in some people, but is annoying anyway.


Just one thing... don't brush your teeth TOO much!


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post Mar 21 2009, 19:59
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And don't brush your teeth within an hour or so after your last meal. Sour or sweet food will soak your tooth enamel and you'll basically just scrape your enamel off instead of really cleaning your teeth.


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post Mar 26 2009, 15:33
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I had just been called from TeleTech, an important company (important in the world of CallCenters, that is), I passed the phone interview and were organizing for the face-to-face meeting when I ask about the workhours... The only hours avaible are from 3 PM to 9 PM, and I've to go to college at 7 PM.

The other company never called me back, if there is a god he can screw himself.
 
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post Mar 26 2009, 17:03
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You're going to work in a call centre?


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post Mar 26 2009, 17:15
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*were

And yes, why the question? I know, it's a sh*tty job, but they payment is not that bad (at least here) and well, as I don't have anyother work experience that's one of the best jobs I can apply.
 
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post Mar 26 2009, 17:24
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No reason, I just detest most people who work in them :- )


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post Mar 28 2009, 21:32
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My very good friend (with whom I just had a few drinks biggrin.gif) works at a call centre, too... the hours are fairly odd (midday 'till 8 PM), for him compared to normal working hours, that is, and he's a tad pissed off at the work "sometimes"... but then again, if it's all that's available and the pay's quite good, too...


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post Mar 29 2009, 08:43
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F*cking daylight savings!

It's not that I don't like farmers, but seriously, why not a 10-minute jump each day for the first 6 days of the week, than a whole hour jump on the last day. When I need to get up 9. And I've set my alarm for half seven. And now it's half-8.

F*cking daylight savings...


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post Mar 29 2009, 15:29
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Here in Germany we owe daylight saving time to Adolf Hitler.
His legacy was good enough for young Germany to abolish everything his regime introduced except for this little nasty thing: Daylight saving time.


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post Mar 29 2009, 17:36
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I should have known something as nefarious as daylight savings would have been supported by Nazis tongue.gif


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post Mar 30 2009, 14:07
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Up to this day, Germany is renaming streets or places the name of which were given during the Nazi time. You can't even publicly say that the Autobahn programme of the Nazis was a good thing.

But daylight saving time...That's a thing we must praise.
Waste seperation is an invention from the Nazis, too. The arms industry should have easier access to recyclable ressources.

Econazis, that's what we are.


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post Apr 7 2009, 15:29
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Captchas. Make them readable, goddamnit!

Although this one was great:



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post Apr 28 2009, 03:24
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Evolutionary biology/ists: your subject is pointless, it helps no one with any real problems, has no finicial or comercial merits and adds another sodding exam to my list with about as much relevance to what I want to do with my degree as one of the pope's speaches. ARGH!


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post Apr 28 2009, 10:18
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QUOTE(JynX @ Apr 28 2009, 03:24) *
Evolutionary biology/ists: your subject is pointless, it helps no one with any real problems, has no finicial or comercial merits and adds another sodding exam to my list with about as much relevance to what I want to do with my degree as one of the pope's speaches. ARGH!


Fixed that for you tongue.gif


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post Apr 28 2009, 12:07
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Typically arrogant physicist glare.gif


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post May 20 2009, 13:45
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Political Correctness. I've my ass full of that sh*t, I don't want other people to use it... but when they edit my messages to "improvee" them... __furious.gif *



*I normally hate the use of smiles, but this time I really don't have words.
 
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post May 20 2009, 14:09
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Someone edited your posts to make them "politically correct"?


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