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post Mar 24 2009, 17:35
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I've answered 26 phone calls today, in words twenty-six calls which all were not for me but for my mother's business or for my brother. Some pretty annoying people were amongst the callers and more and more it started to piss me off. Just now I was sitting on the bowl and some of these nitwits called again and again. I'm not kidding, the telephone rang about sixty times before I even had hitched up my trousers. Ridiculously angry I jumped to the phone and screamed "Why can't I have a peaceful dump in here fucking hell!".

*hearable shock at the other end of the line*

"Uhm..."

*silence*

"This is constable Schmidt from the Aschaffenburg police departement."

And I went like " weirdsmiley.gif weirdsmiley.gif Malajn.gif !!!"

The upshot was they wanted to notify us that someone had touched up my brother's car on a parking lot.


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post Mar 26 2009, 00:03
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Cowards! glare.gif tongue.gif


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post Mar 26 2009, 00:09
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Not another one o-O


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post Mar 26 2009, 02:36
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Alcohol induced experiences also count?
 
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post Mar 26 2009, 03:05
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QUOTE(Benoist @ Mar 26 2009, 02:36) *
Alcohol induced experiences also count?
Alcohol, anger and sexual elatedness are the basic recipes for embarrassing situations! tongue.gif


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post Mar 26 2009, 03:37
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Actually can't think of any, if you can see the funny side to everything that happens to you embarrasing situations just don't seem embarrasing tongue.gif


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post Mar 26 2009, 09:47
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mellow.gif I can laugh at people who slip with their skateboards, too!


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post Mar 26 2009, 11:21
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Mar 26 2009, 08:47) *
mellow.gif I can laugh at people who slip with their skateboards, too!
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post Sep 3 2009, 03:04
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Um... something dirty from me... my "bad things"... Not obviously refered to the clothes I have to wash tomorrow... Umm...

Perhaps...
Me talking to a colombian girl trough MSN, worth embarrasing, I forgot her age and Im supposed to be a 15 years old boy for some of them... for others like bigger women or something like that, 18-29 and I have write it somewhere safe away from my girlfriend who read the armedassault.info forums luking if I say or not if I have another woman... I wont leave that kind of dirty laundry here, but... (With silence voice) I have "played with fire" in the history test of today, no copy, I was doing things like I was copying when the teacher didnt look to me... XD so fun we couldnt stop laughting after class... I have had to punch myself and bite my hand like "The godfather 1" to dont laught of that when I was doing the test.

Thats my dirty laundry of today.
 
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post Sep 3 2009, 05:15
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Since we are at it:

I touch in an unapropied manner two girl friends of a friend, which I knew from just 4 days.
The worst part is that I don't remember doing it.

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post Sep 3 2009, 13:42
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You were most likely drunk... Hooray for being sober (most of the time) to remember the moments then regret you remember.


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post Sep 3 2009, 14:23
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Oh well...





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post Sep 3 2009, 15:44
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Oh dear. Did Andi make a mess of himself again? D:


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post Sep 3 2009, 23:33
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Nope. It's still the same old picture from that one marvelous friday with x-ray, where 110 bucks were spent on booze alone.


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post Sep 4 2009, 02:35
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Ah... I'll never delete that picture, it's in my HD, my back up and in a diskette. Just sitting there... waiting for the moment to shine, it's my secret weapon to take down the 4th Reich.

Ah, two another moments:
Alcohol induced: After a blackout I found myself in a taxi without money (all spend on alcohol). I was extremly paranoid and I though the guy was taking me to a shady cabin to harvest my organs. I relaxed only after I look out of the window, we were in my neighbourhood. The problem now was how the hell I'm going to pay him. I searched through my pockets and I only found 14 pesos (the fare was of 30). When we arrived I gave the last remaining bills I had and I said "Sorry man, that all I got", or I tried to say that, because It sounded more like a series of growlings. He looked at me and said: "Kid, go to sleep... Please"
After I inserted the key in the lock I was proud of myself to be able to find my home.

Non-Alcohol induced: Long time ago, before I started posting here, I had felling and I loved a girl. I had no better idea than confess my love to her, something she promptly said "No, get out". That was not the worst part, because after that I had ANOTHER of my greatests ideas, I went and tried to beat the crap of the jock she was making out. Take a guess, a skinny little guy with 14 years against a well build 18ish guy. He didn't even had to hit me, he did a move and after 5 seconds I was in the ground with his hand in my neck and my lungs empty.
And that's why now I go from whore to whore, they are easier.

Gosh, this last one is sad.
 
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post Sep 4 2009, 08:36
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iam 17yr old, siting on the bus home from school. (Bus is prity full)
A girl comes op to me and starts kissing me, i wher like wtf.
But shes hot so i go one and kissing her back.
After like 4min we are starting to have sex in the back of the bus.
Some one sees this and tels the driver.
The driver slams the brakes and comes running back in the bus.
He starts yelling wtf are you kids up to.
Then he takes a good look at the girl and says Mia is thats you?
Then he turns to me and say i will f*cking kill you, wtf are you doing raping my litle girl back in my bus.
Shes only 14 ffs, il call the police.

Then the girl turns and say dad iam 16 so f*ck of and get a life!
Then she kissed me and asked me to come with her home.
At that time every one in the bus wher looking at us XD

It wher realy fun going to school for the next 2years...


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post Sep 6 2009, 05:55
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Ok... something in my mind says that I dont have to believe you... anyway, that was really dirty.

My turn to move the horse in this chess game.

Long time ago... I still remember it like it was yesterday...
After a small party that ended nearly 12 o'clock becouse my friend parents were going to come, Me and some friends gone to have fun at a good club... Only I and my friend David where the only ones that werent drunk cool.gif
Me becouse I dont drink, and my friend David becouse he has to drive. After party the club I me and David where leaving the buddys at home, only one left without counting me... We passed near the house of a bad arse foe of mine...
I said to David:
Hey stop the car for a minute can you?
David: yes for shore but what you going to do?
When the car stoped, I go out, and start to find some stones, my friend said me to dont do it or he will leave me this time.
I didnt make case to him, picked up some stones and trowed them to the bastard's house, obviously, some windows got broken by that attack, the car of my friend gone, and me alone now...
Good! and the worst of all, I heard that a police car was getting near, saw it, s**t! gone running!
I have jumped about two fences of houses, gone inside a back garden of one house, and finally got bitten by my neightbour's dog, who didnt recognised me... I have runned like I have never have done it before, to avoid the police I have had to run about 17 squares (1,7 kilometers if you dont understand) to avoid the police and get inside my home after that...
Survived... And thank god my parents wherent at home!!! Otherwise a dark future whould be coming...
 
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post Sep 6 2009, 21:06
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QUOTE(LT. Drake Jackson @ Sep 6 2009, 06:55) *
Ok... something in my mind says that I dont have to believe you... anyway, that was really dirty.


I say Too Epic to be True.


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post Sep 7 2009, 00:11
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Here comes a great one.
I took part in the organization of a visit of our governor this weekend. He's also our party chief and always has quite a personal security detail with him. Anyways, we had two entrances in the conference center where the governor would deliver his speech: One for the VIPs and one for ordinary people. I had some door stewards with me to direct the people to either of the two entrances in accordance to their status. Unbeknownst to me and somehow also unbeknownst to him, one of my colleagues tried to divert the SWAT guys of the governor's security detail to the public entrance. When they commentlessly refused to do so he threatened them to stay back and called me as a reinforcement so to say, causing major stir because they didn't realize his position just as well. It wasn't before the governors arrival a few seconds later that I realized what just happened. At least all of us could laugh about that when they took their fingers off their batons and guns.


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LT. Drake Jackson
post Sep 15 2009, 19:05
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ohmy.gif I would like to see certain person I know from Argentina drunk and trying to make a joke to those SWAT guys but at a night club a short time ago...
(Dont worry Benoist, you arent the one).

So here is my dirty clothes.

I use to hear metal when Im with my "Metalero" friends when going to the study on morning, dark and cold mornings from the winter... Oh yes, 6:55 AM five black-dressed guys walking in group to our cells(lol I mean "high school" XD), one of us brings its celular phone with some black or Nu metal songs and while we walk we hear some music really loud, something that certain neighbours dont like at that hour.
One day (Dont remember exactly) we were walking down to study at a cold and dark night before the sun show up, somebody brought with him a Japanese metal song from the anime series "death note"... We dont watch it, we think its bad total madness... but anyway the song was really good so it didnt matter too much to us... we where on the way, a cop car was near patrolling, following us from a scuare away...
When someone said "Want a good run guys? the last one buys a coke". And I said "yes! when we start?" and before I could say "Start" that "someone" took a stone and throwed it to a car, the car rear window got destroyed, cops hear the broken glass and we had to run so fast and try to avoid beeing cough by cops, thank god no one from us got coucht...

PS: Metalero is "most-kind-of" Metal adict, and before you ask, yes, the song was making somekind of crazyness on us, dont even think about asking what kind of things we have done at that moment, thats really embarrasing... lol
 
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