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Wittmann
post Mar 9 2011, 08:55
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Right, so I may have accidentally intentionally deleted the last topic instead of a post because it was getting too large and as per tradition, it's time to start again.

You all know the rules.
You make the thread. We ramble. We laugh. We cry. We poke fun at Rewan and especially MiniMark.

Enjoy smile.gif w00t.gif

Is pMaster drunk?
Is Indigo teasing JdB with her sensuous mysteries?
Where in the world is Deadeye?
Why aren't I drunk yet?

All these questions and more can be answered by what remains of our insane regular contributors.


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post Mar 9 2011, 09:43
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1st Post!
Carver says: 1st post!....wait.... f*ck....
And im typing this whilst in in plymouth waiting for my uni interview to start smile.gif


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post Mar 9 2011, 10:34
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Why was no leadtime given? So many funny member quotes are gone forever now! But I feel humbled that the management finally recognizes the role sarcasm plays in mutual interactions here. Like I cared.


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post Mar 9 2011, 10:47
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QUOTE(Wittmann @ Mar 9 2011, 07:55) *
Is pMaster drunk?
Is Indigo teasing JdB with her sensuous mysteries?
Where in the world is Deadeye?
Why aren't I drunk yet?

All these questions and more can be answered by what remains of our insane regular contributors.


Yes
Probably?
No one will ever know for sure
A good question, sort it out!




oooh look a deadline!


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post Mar 9 2011, 11:10
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There was no lead time because I was removing a post and accidentally clicked delete topic instead...

Because I was distracted by shiny things.
And then I went OH SHI... and it was too late to stop it.

So here we are.
Because of my incompetence.

But oh well, it WAS getting big so meh tongue.gif


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post Mar 9 2011, 11:12
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QUOTE(Wittmann @ Mar 9 2011, 07:55) *
Is pMaster drunk?
Is Indigo teasing JdB with her sensuous mysteries?
Where in the world is Deadeye?
Why aren't I drunk yet?


1. Statistically speaking, pMaster is drunk over 110% of the time. I didn't even know this was possible! ohnoo.gif
2. A paranoid man would read that as you implying something about JdB's personal life, with them being mysteries and such.
3. Not where Jimmy - when!?
4. Because if you weren't occasionally sober you wouldn't be capable of truly appreciating drunkeness? To be honest, I'm not too sure. Omnipotence only goes so far you see...


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post Mar 9 2011, 11:26
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On the plus side, the deleted thread has inspired greater posting in the new one. And this community does need a little more activity...
We lost so many good, committed, INSANE members. There is only so much crazy left to cover that gap.


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post Mar 9 2011, 11:45
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ZITAT(JynX @ Mar 9 2011, 10:47) *
oooh look a deadline!
Yeah. They're closing in. Lots of them.

Like I care.

Unfortunately, I do have to care.
ZITAT(D@V£ @ Mar 9 2011, 11:12) *
1. Statistically speaking, pMaster is drunk over 110% of the time. I didn't even know this was possible! ohnoo.gif
I'm not drunk the remaining 10%, but actually producing alcohol. You know, my body cells do that.
ZITAT(D@V£ @ Mar 9 2011, 11:12) *
4. Because if you weren't occasionally sober you wouldn't be capable of truly appreciating drunkeness? To be honest, I'm not too sure. Omnipotence only goes so far you see...
You're the Socrates of this board!
ZITAT(Wittmann @ Mar 9 2011, 11:10) *
There was no lead time because I was removing a post and accidentally clicked delete topic instead...

Because I was distracted by shiny things.
And then I went OH SHI... and it was too late to stop it.

So here we are.
Because of my incompetence.

But oh well, it WAS getting big so meh tongue.gif
So it's basically a horrible waste of tax payer money to let you moderate a state-run internet forum for sixty grand a year? tongue.gif


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post Mar 9 2011, 11:50
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And based on the results of the consultation write and advice on policy to be turned into legislation.

So yeah... no big deal. No pressure.

(Step 1 - have D@VE declared illegal content within the Commonwealth statutes)



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post Mar 9 2011, 13:33
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QUOTE(Wittmann @ Mar 9 2011, 08:55) *
Is Indigo teasing JdB with her sensuous mysteries?


You can leave out the question mark glare.gif


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post Mar 9 2011, 14:45
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stupid.gif Somebody's being frustrated?


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post Mar 9 2011, 17:22
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QUOTE(Wittmann @ Mar 9 2011, 08:55) *
Where in the world is Deadeye?


Carnival is over, I'm alive again ! Sry about the topic...I will torture the infidel !


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post Mar 9 2011, 18:15
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New thread? Change is BAD!


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post Mar 9 2011, 18:27
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QUOTE(MiniMark @ Mar 9 2011, 17:15) *
New thread? Change is BAD!


You're just in a sour mood 'cause your name's not on it anymore tongue.gif


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post Mar 9 2011, 19:20
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ZITAT(Deadeye @ Mar 9 2011, 17:22) *
Carnival is over, I'm alive again ! Sry about the topic...I will torture the infidel !
Don't tell us your girlfriend did this.


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post Mar 9 2011, 20:15
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What are ny "sensuous mysteries" mean?
and woo smile.gif got accepted into another university ^^
I feel sorry for your kidney pMaster.


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post Mar 9 2011, 20:52
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QUOTE(D@V£ @ Mar 9 2011, 17:27) *
You're just in a sour mood 'cause your name's not on it anymore tongue.gif


So true, so true mellow.gif


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post Mar 9 2011, 21:13
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QUOTE
and woo smile.gif got accepted into another university ^^


Congratulations! biggrin.gif
Studying the same as you are now or different degree structure?


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post Mar 10 2011, 08:11
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QUOTE(Wittmann @ Mar 9 2011, 20:13) *
Congratulations! biggrin.gif
Studying the same as you are now or different degree structure?


Im gonna be studying furniture, interior and spatial design smile.gif mixed with a bit of architecture smile.gif
But if I get the grades to get into ny other offer at nottingham I get to study product and furniture design tongue.gif
hznoping theyll let me take a gap year because ive just been in education non stop for 12 years :/ depends if they let me'though.

p.s. Sorry about spelling I always come on this site on my touch screen phone >< curse my thumbs.

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post Mar 10 2011, 09:04
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Mar 9 2011, 19:20) *
Don't tell us your girlfriend did this.

Nah, I'm a free! Happy Single !

Just some friends from the "Osten". Btw the person responsible, totally forgot about his lunatic behaviour....

@Indigo : Congrats !


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