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Wittmann
post May 11 2011, 10:09
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post May 12 2011, 21:05
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Eh. Id rather have a slutty french maid.


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post May 12 2011, 22:32
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QUOTE(Wittmann @ May 11 2011, 11:09) *
I like to think any moderately attractive nurse is a target for your affections.


QUOTE(Indigo @ May 12 2011, 22:05) *
Eh. Id rather have a slutty french maid.


I'll settle for both naughty.gif


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post May 12 2011, 23:24
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I've never understood the appeal of French Maids, tbh. I mean, they clean. That's what Maids do. That's not actually that sexy.

You know who else cleans for a living? Garbage men. You don't see anyone getting all hot and bothered over garbage men. I think, "Hey Baby, I work for the council" could, in fact, be the worst pick-up line ever.


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post May 13 2011, 20:36
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ZITAT(Indigo @ May 12 2011, 22:05) *
Eh. Id rather have a slutty french maid.
Now I'm reminded of why I like you.


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post May 13 2011, 22:54
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 13 2011, 20:36) *
Now I'm reminded of why I like you.


...because I like girls or because I like smexy french maids... or both?
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post May 14 2011, 00:20
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QUOTE(Indigo @ May 13 2011, 23:54) *
...because I like girls or because I like smexy french maids... or both?
Tickle with the feather duster wink.gif


Girls.

The "sexy French maids" things is just a bonus imo drunk.gif


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post May 14 2011, 01:55
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I'm going to go with both.
Or either.

Mmmm hello world. I finished work at 0100... was kinda hoping for a longer sleep in but OK. Let's get the drinking times planned.


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post May 14 2011, 14:31
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It's just a cliché that I was into girls who'd make out with me as easily as they'd do with another girl.

In the other news, chemotherapy sucks.


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post May 17 2011, 22:05
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Since when do we french people have maids ?


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post May 18 2011, 08:11
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Oui, that's just a rumor spread by Dominique Strauss-Kahn.


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post May 18 2011, 13:05
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 18 2011, 09:11) *
Oui, that's just a rumor spread by Dominique Strauss-Kahn.


Well, I wouldn't place too much importance on his words, since he's been spreading a lot.

The rumor says mostly legs, genetic material and other fluids blues.gif

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post May 18 2011, 14:26
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Some news sources suggest the attacked maid may be HIV positive. Says "No" to rapists with a capital "N".


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post May 18 2011, 18:13
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I hope thats true lol this case will probably be rather simple to solve ... now just to sort out that problem of maddie being found under the bed


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post May 19 2011, 14:49
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Arma 3 for the win. BIS just surpassed all my expectations. Legends.

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post May 19 2011, 15:12
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20 minutes into the future?
PhysX?
Better customizable loadouts?
MK14s?
RAH66s?


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post May 19 2011, 15:53
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I just ate Pizza for the first time since my colon decided to plot against my life.

Ah, all the small things... smile.gif


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post May 19 2011, 16:26
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Working combat divers, hopefully better coastal and maritime operations...mon' then 2012!


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post May 19 2011, 16:27
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ArmA III confirmed, with Israeli stuff and other interesting things. Oh dear. New PC...


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post May 19 2011, 20:52
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Most definitely new PC time. XP, you have served me well.


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