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May 11 2011, 10:09
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
'Let me show you the release valve... lose the gloves.'
I like to think any moderately attractive nurse is a target for your affections. -------------------- |
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May 12 2011, 21:05
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
Eh. Id rather have a slutty french maid.
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May 12 2011, 22:32
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
I like to think any moderately attractive nurse is a target for your affections. Eh. Id rather have a slutty french maid. I'll settle for both -------------------- |
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May 12 2011, 23:24
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
I've never understood the appeal of French Maids, tbh. I mean, they clean. That's what Maids do. That's not actually that sexy.
You know who else cleans for a living? Garbage men. You don't see anyone getting all hot and bothered over garbage men. I think, "Hey Baby, I work for the council" could, in fact, be the worst pick-up line ever. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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May 13 2011, 20:36
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Eh. Id rather have a slutty french maid. Now I'm reminded of why I like you.
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May 13 2011, 22:54
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
Now I'm reminded of why I like you. ...because I like girls or because I like smexy french maids... or both? Tickle with the feather duster -------------------- Win. Seriously. |
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May 14 2011, 00:20
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
...because I like girls or because I like smexy french maids... or both? Tickle with the feather duster Girls. The "sexy French maids" things is just a bonus imo -------------------- |
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May 14 2011, 01:55
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
I'm going to go with both.
Or either. Mmmm hello world. I finished work at 0100... was kinda hoping for a longer sleep in but OK. Let's get the drinking times planned. -------------------- |
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May 14 2011, 14:31
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
It's just a cliché that I was into girls who'd make out with me as easily as they'd do with another girl.
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May 17 2011, 22:05
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Beast of War Group: Site Team Posts: 547 Joined: 4-November 06 From: Marseille Member No.: 12 |
Since when do we french people have maids ?
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May 18 2011, 08:11
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Oui, that's just a rumor spread by Dominique Strauss-Kahn.
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May 18 2011, 13:05
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Oui, that's just a rumor spread by Dominique Strauss-Kahn. Well, I wouldn't place too much importance on his words, since he's been spreading a lot. The rumor says mostly legs, genetic material and other fluids This post has been edited by JdB: May 18 2011, 13:05 -------------------- |
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May 18 2011, 14:26
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Some news sources suggest the attacked maid may be HIV positive. Says "No" to rapists with a capital "N".
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May 18 2011, 18:13
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Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
I hope thats true lol this case will probably be rather simple to solve ... now just to sort out that problem of maddie being found under the bed
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May 19 2011, 14:49
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ARCP Winner 2007 Group: Members Posts: 263 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Lake District, England Member No.: 100 |
Arma 3 for the win. BIS just surpassed all my expectations. Legends.
This post has been edited by Daniel: May 19 2011, 14:49 -------------------- OFP/Arma addict turned forum lurker.
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May 19 2011, 15:12
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
20 minutes into the future?
PhysX? Better customizable loadouts? MK14s? RAH66s? -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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May 19 2011, 15:53
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
I just ate Pizza for the first time since my colon decided to plot against my life.
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May 19 2011, 16:26
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
Working combat divers, hopefully better coastal and maritime operations...mon' then 2012!
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May 19 2011, 16:27
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
ArmA III confirmed, with Israeli stuff and other interesting things. Oh dear. New PC...
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May 19 2011, 20:52
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ARCP Winner 2007 Group: Members Posts: 263 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Lake District, England Member No.: 100 |
Most definitely new PC time. XP, you have served me well.
-------------------- OFP/Arma addict turned forum lurker.
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