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> The Throwing Things Thread!, That RP thread no one posted in. Until now. Mate.
Elliot Carver
post Apr 27 2007, 09:20
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lo folks,

Right, this is how it works. You come in pick up anything you want and do something with it.
*Spawns into the big white, never ending room. It has walls and a roof and is quite big. hmm i pick up a chair and sneaky sneaky up behind DaRat and break the chair over his head*
....begin cool.gif


rock on,
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People on people. Small arms and equipment that a man could carry on a battlefield allowed. No combat vehicles, cas ect. Use of environment and prepared positions allowed. Think of it as a role-playing sort of Americas Army match with the aim of fun and some continuity, so its fun for everyone and the madness can continue creatively.

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post Apr 27 2007, 10:58
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Witty is seriously considering picking up the 'lock post' icon and beating carver with it repeatedly. What the hell is this?


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post Apr 27 2007, 13:46
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Uh, prowrestling?

*Spawns outside the big white room, into a forest. Picks up a long, carved wooden stick and starts looking for prey.*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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post Apr 27 2007, 20:02
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*Spawns 400 angry Panda bears*



*with guns*

Aw c'mon, you know, most countries give you a right to Arm Bears... or is it bear arms... one of the two.


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post Apr 27 2007, 20:33
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Don't involve the bears in your disputes, they are innocent animals !


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post Apr 28 2007, 02:01
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*pulls out duel UMPs's and dives for cover in a slowmo fest hail of bullets and tracer rebounding behind him, the clack clack of the reciever on the UMP's muffeld only by the ripping muzzle flashes dispencing its payload. clack clack .... click >< mag out... LOADING...**throws empty mag at Witty** this dude is the throwing stuff thread! A feast of text based RP and random acts of degrading violence on your fellow man! ... what you mean im insane? Last forum i was on this got over 500 pages rofl.gif i kid u not either!*


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post Apr 28 2007, 14:59
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*Jumps from behind Carver, wearing composite samurai armor and wielding a katana and a Glock 18C. Runs towards Carver, preparing to strike with the katana and firing bursts with the Glock.*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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post Apr 28 2007, 15:56
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*opens a door out of wood, recognises that there are SCRATCHES in the doorframe. Screams : "Oh my god...there are scratches in the doorframe". Then realises that Carver and Blackscorpy are trying to massacre each other. Dives ,pees in pants, runs away and buys some panda-bear-with-guns-ice-cream from D@ve*


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post Apr 28 2007, 16:15
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*Puts his Glock aside for a moment, pulls an RGO fragmentation grenade out of nowhere, pulls the pin and tosses the nade towards Deadeye. Takes out the Glock again and continues towards Carver.*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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post Apr 28 2007, 20:38
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.
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*Rapples down through a nearby skylight, carrying an FN-Fal and CILLIT BANG grenades*

(Apt readers may notice that it's hard to find skylights in forests, well, this is a special forest, where skylights have been placed at various intervals throughout, allowing us to simulate this effect.)


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We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
QUOTE(Brace Belden)
A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one.
 
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Elliot Carver
post Apr 28 2007, 20:46
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*Sees the nade and spins round to the sight of Blackscorpion charging towards him. Carver camly places the UMPs on the floor. He stands, reaching up and breaking off a largish bamboo stick. He removes the excess and admires his handy work. He suddenly spins the weapon, up over his head, down by his side with ease and round finishing with it extending away from him along his arm. Carver stands, his long black hair flowing in the wind and his trench coat flapping revealing his muddy army boots he eyeballs his victim and prepares for combat...*


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post Apr 28 2007, 20:51
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*Stops, by rather similar motion brings the katana to a standby position, and takes aim towards Carver.*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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Elliot Carver
post Apr 28 2007, 21:08
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*Carver drops his weapon, clentches his right fist and wraps it in the plam of his left infront of him and bows, aknologing his target. With his eyes shut for a pause he awakens!*

*Turning his back Carver, using his left foot, flicks up his weapon from the ground and grabs it with his right hand as he launches himself from the rock behind him up into the air off his right foot. Arching through the air, back flipping once and twisting through 180 degrees to the left over Blackscorpion, Carver brings the stick weapon down with force towards its mark...*

((In the background music starts playing ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gyzBPixzKA ))


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post Apr 28 2007, 22:07
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*For a moment distracted by the deceptious move by Carter, raises his katana to a defensive position ready to take the strike while at the same time shifting aim along the now-moving Carter and firing half-suppressive fire in full automatic.*

Or alternatively...

*Tosses HH towards Carver.*

(*puts some Rob Dougan slowbeat playing in his music player*)


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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Elliot Carver
post Apr 28 2007, 22:48
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*Carver bringing his weapon down to bare on Blackscopions blocking Katana as he completed his 180 twist landing with a forward roll. Using the momentum he rose back to his feet spinning left placing his left hand on his right sholder swinging the stick in a defencive blocking move against Blackscopions tracking firearm...*

Nb: dude sweet RP, i love doing this ... tell me anytime if your not happy with something i do, rock on wink.gif


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post Apr 28 2007, 23:15
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Well I can't actually say I'm happy with somebody waving a bamboo stick infront of my face. tongue.gif

Loving it. happy.gif

*In order not to loose his primary firearm, quickly evades the strike while dropping the pistol hand and releasing the now-empty magazine and swiftly holstering the gun. Grips the sword with both hands and takes a classic combat stance, simultaneously trying to counter Carver's "bamboo ballerina".*

Where is everybody, lol?


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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Elliot Carver
post Apr 28 2007, 23:36
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'bamboo ballerina' rofl! I think we shall have to include the others and see what happens ^^

*Noticing D@V£ rapelling through the tree skylight, Carver Gripping the stick with both hands he moves forward, weight on his right foot, leaning in with his right sholder blocking out the Katana with the top end of the stick forward and sweeps the bottom underneith left in an attacking move...*


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post Apr 28 2007, 23:37
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QUOTE(Blackscorpion @ Apr 28 2007, 22:07) *
*For a moment distracted by the deceptious move by Carter, raises his katana to a defensive position ready to take the strike while at the same time shifting aim along the now-moving Carter and firing half-suppressive fire in full automatic.*

Or alternatively...

*Tosses HH towards Carver.*

(*puts some Rob Dougan slowbeat playing in his music player*)



Is that all I am to you? I thought we had something special :| .

*Promptly reaches into trench coat and wields a pair of silenced Glocks at BS and starts to fire at everything that gets in his way*!

Regards HH smile.gif


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post Apr 28 2007, 23:42
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*Swings the katana down, cutting off (katanas have been prooven to cut .50 BMG bullets in half) the end of the stick. Brings his armpad to counter the strike while throwing few shurikens towards HH.*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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post Apr 28 2007, 23:43
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*owie* (shurikens are ment to maime not kill remember) Good job i'm wearing a vest *ducks behind table to reload and lobs a frag out towards carver and bs*


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