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> The Throwing Things Thread!, That RP thread no one posted in. Until now. Mate.
Blackscorpion
post Apr 29 2007, 20:31
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*Luckily, having not removed all of his armor plates, the bullet hits the crotch plate, shattering it and sending small pieces of both the plate and the bullet flying all over. While feeling lucky not to loose his "treasure", falls on the ground with a big, painly grin on his face.*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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Blackbuck
post Apr 29 2007, 20:32
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Shouldn'y ye be gasping for breath with that Stiletto embedded between ya lungs?


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post Apr 29 2007, 20:33
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rofl ... *and grasps...wheeze... for breath....cough.... while saying it*
"you can have that stiletto back now if ya like since im offering you a smoke" smile.gif

edit: thats not a stiletto! http://z.about.com/d/shoes/1/0/0/N/sexy_stiletto_sandals.jpg this is a stiletto - i honestly thought you were meaning these lol


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post Apr 29 2007, 20:35
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*Gets up gasping for breath after the encounter with carver and walks off taking carvers equipment leaving carver a first aid kit. while walking off he sees dave and what appears to be a dalek*


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post Apr 29 2007, 20:37
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*Carver unready to be beaten pulls out his deagle from the cabin and puts a shot just left of HH's ear*


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post Apr 29 2007, 20:37
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*Feeling quite furious and still in pain, takes some amfetamine from his pocket, eats them and starts to feel better almost instantly. Unwraps an RShG-1 thermobaric rocket launcher from the top of his backpack, prepares it and shoots it at a parabelic track towards HH and Carver.*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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post Apr 29 2007, 20:41
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*turns to carver thinking how ungratefull he his for the medikit and unholsters an MP9 emptying a burst into carvers lower body as the thermo hits mark gets sent flying by the shockwave into a tree and falls to the ground smouldering*


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post Apr 29 2007, 20:46
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*Luck with Carver the hole saved him from a death as HH seemed to take most of the hit. Using the medkit carvers life bar gained a bit of HP. He dragged himself up to the l96 lying on the floor next to a smoldering HH and took aim, zooming in on BS. He scoped to the left slightly pulling the trigger he hits the ammo pouch of the RShG-1. BS is engulfed in a huge explosive fireball that knocks in half the white room as it rises in a small mushroom shape skywards...with that Carver collapses on the butt, lifeless.*

lols we all get to repsawn ^^

dudes ill brb in about an hour - tv is calling me futurama ftw!


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post Apr 29 2007, 20:48
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*stands up and hobbles to the MULE, grabs the x26 shoots carver in the crotch to stop him following me only to realise he's dead and walks away leaving carver with with a pair of glocks crossed across his chest*


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post Apr 29 2007, 20:55
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I'd prefer to be in the forrest, not in a white room... plus the RShG-1 is a sealed tube, like M136/AT4. But oh well...

*Spawns into the battlefield with pretty much the same gear, but more ammo and new armor.*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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post Apr 29 2007, 20:55
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.
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*Comes forth with Dalek Minions*

What? Didn't you know Dave was shorthand for Davros? tongue.gif

EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!


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post Apr 29 2007, 20:57
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*Fears for his life and takes a small sperical object from his pocket then throws it to D@VE then runs*



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post Apr 29 2007, 21:00
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.
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*Hits sphere with Baseball bat at Scorpy*


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A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one.
 
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post Apr 29 2007, 21:01
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*The sphere explodes in a bright blue amience The daleks suddenly explode and D@VE is returnedto his human state*


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post Apr 29 2007, 21:02
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*Throws the small object with a shuriken. Then takes out more Semtex and throws it around with short fuses, the explosions forming sort of a trench between the Daleks and him. Takes HK417 and shoots Dave, aiming at the head.*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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post Apr 29 2007, 21:04
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.
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Curses...

Oh well...

*Takes bottle out of pocket and drinks*

Mmmmmmmm! Toilet Duck!

*Throws empty bottle over shoulder and dives into nearby foxhole*


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QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer)
We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
QUOTE(Brace Belden)
A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one.
 
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post Apr 29 2007, 21:07
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*Throws a Model 308-1 Napalm grenade at Dave.*

Off to play FDF, probs.


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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Blackbuck
post Apr 29 2007, 21:08
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*standing foxhole behind dave with the fabram pointing at dave wonders what effect the toilet duck will have *


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post Apr 29 2007, 21:11
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.
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*Dives*

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[intermission]

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*Lands on top of passing lorry and makes escape*

Mwahahahaha!!!

I shall return! :devil:


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QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer)
We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
QUOTE(Brace Belden)
A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one.
 
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post Apr 29 2007, 21:13
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*Takes a SMAW out of his backpack, loads it with an HEDP round and shoots at Dave's lorry, blowing it up and resulting a big grin at his face.*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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