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> The Throwing Things Thread!, That RP thread no one posted in. Until now. Mate.
Blackscorpion
post Dec 4 2009, 08:34
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*Continues walking near the tree line. Notices a ruined building. Start to proceed towards the building but notices a small shine of light coming through the broken window. Decides to head back to the woods.*

*Walks down the trail, notices a figure standing on a small opening and recognizes it... Benoist! Grins, waves, throws a small bottle of water towards him (up to you to decide whether you try to grab it or not) and turns back, heading towards the ruins he saw earlier.*


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Hakkaa plle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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post Jan 16 2010, 20:03
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*wanders through the forests listening to his iPod in one ear*

*comes across an abandoned camp, sets up for the night and gets a brew on*


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post Jan 17 2010, 01:20
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*Puts the song Jump around from House of pain in his iPod nano 4th generation*
*Takes a M-249 from the ground that only god knows what is a M-249 doing in the middle of a ruin site*
*Start shooting zombies from a addon pack of Dr. pepper of OFP*
 
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post Jan 17 2010, 17:29
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*watches the second Argentinian on the Island bouncing around firing at zombies through a pair of binoculars*


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post Jan 17 2010, 20:49
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*tidies up coffee brewing kit and picks up sat phone and dials blackbuck*
Begin operation falkland purge.

*hangs up picks up supressed m9 and goes walkies again*


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post Jan 19 2010, 12:06
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*packs and checks equipment for the following patrol and heads off into the misty forest ACR at the ready*


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post Feb 11 2010, 01:53
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*Calls up all the falklands veterans and says: "The falklands will be yours again! Get your hands back here god bless it!"*

*Calls up an airstrike and kills 145,24 EXTACT number of zombies*
 
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post Feb 11 2010, 12:00
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*watches boats of Argentinians coming towards shoreline of the island*

*radios for support from the Atlantian submarine Conqueror*

*watches the invasion fleet sink beneath the waves*


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post Feb 11 2010, 13:50
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*reads The Atlantian Sun's "Gotcha" headline, rubbing his hands with glee*

*starts to airlift a Bavarian expeditionary force into Atlantia while their focus is elsewhere*

*delivers a leaden roundhouse-kick to the sentries at Atlantia's seat of government, personally leading a commando unit of Lederhosen-wearing Bavarian bone-breakers into the Prime Minister's office*


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post Feb 12 2010, 01:10
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naughty.gif Gotcha indeed

*flys to Bavaria whilst the Bavarian's attention is diverted and goes and takes over*

Ha!


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post Feb 12 2010, 01:32
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*invites Mark to the bargaining table*

*has a cheeky grin in his face and a .357 Sig Sauer concealed behind his back*


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Blackbuck
post Feb 12 2010, 12:28
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*agrees*

*has a full auto .45 Glock with the big mag behind his back*


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post Feb 12 2010, 13:05
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*would like to point out the desert eagles he has pointed at each of the above mentioned parties genitalia*

what was that about wanting to pass over all finicial assets of your respective nations to me? Oh how kind smile.gif

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post Feb 12 2010, 13:06
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*watches a piano fall on Andy*

*takes said desert eagles and throws out window*


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post Feb 12 2010, 13:08
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*thanks Jynx for giving the Bavarian warriors time for plundering and hanging out in Atlantian night clubs*

*offering the ancient way of deciding a war: the best warrior of one army, against the best warrior of the other*

*calls Chuck Norris illegitimate Bavarian son, armed with a Benelli Super Nova Tactical, a Bavarian scimitar, and a set of toothpicks*


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post Feb 12 2010, 13:10
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CODE
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console:
d_enable_cartoonphys = 1
Cheat activated!

*climbs out of small Andy shaped hole with large bump on head* owie

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post Feb 12 2010, 13:11
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*calls upon ANS Sagaris to launch nuclear armed Tomahawks at various Bavarian cities*


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post Feb 12 2010, 13:12
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*Getting his booty flown back to a secret place in Bavaria*

*Starting to harass the Atlantian people*

(Wait, what? Is this going to end in a nuclear apocalypse? Magnificent!)


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post Feb 12 2010, 13:13
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*does Dr. Strangelove impersonation whilst scooting about the madness in a wheel chair*


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post Feb 12 2010, 13:14
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*Taking a poo, unleashing a horrific biological weapon by doing so*


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