 The Throwing Things Thread!, That RP thread no one posted in. Until now. Mate. |
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 Apr 29 2007, 20:31
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#101
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge  Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270  |
*Luckily, having not removed all of his armor plates, the bullet hits the crotch plate, shattering it and sending small pieces of both the plate and the bullet flying all over. While feeling lucky not to loose his "treasure", falls on the ground with a big, painly grin on his face.*
-------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Apr 29 2007, 20:32
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#102
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker  Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
Shouldn'y ye be gasping for breath with that Stiletto embedded between ya lungs?
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Apr 29 2007, 20:33
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#103
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 Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted  Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
rofl ... *and grasps...wheeze... for breath....cough.... while saying it*
"you can have that stiletto back now if ya like since im offering you a smoke"  edit: thats not a stiletto! http://z.about.com/d/shoes/1/0/0/N/sexy_stiletto_sandals.jpg this is a stiletto - i honestly thought you were meaning these lol -------------------- |
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Apr 29 2007, 20:35
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#104
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
*Gets up gasping for breath after the encounter with carver and walks off taking carvers equipment leaving carver a first aid kit. while walking off he sees dave and what appears to be a dalek*
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Apr 29 2007, 20:37
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#105
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Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
*Carver unready to be beaten pulls out his deagle from the cabin and puts a shot just left of HH's ear*
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Apr 29 2007, 20:37
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#106
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
*Feeling quite furious and still in pain, takes some amfetamine from his pocket, eats them and starts to feel better almost instantly. Unwraps an RShG-1 thermobaric rocket launcher from the top of his backpack, prepares it and shoots it at a parabelic track towards HH and Carver.*
-------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Apr 29 2007, 20:41
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#107
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
*turns to carver thinking how ungratefull he his for the medikit and unholsters an MP9 emptying a burst into carvers lower body as the thermo hits mark gets sent flying by the shockwave into a tree and falls to the ground smouldering*
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Apr 29 2007, 20:46
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#108
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Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
*Luck with Carver the hole saved him from a death as HH seemed to take most of the hit. Using the medkit carvers life bar gained a bit of HP. He dragged himself up to the l96 lying on the floor next to a smoldering HH and took aim, zooming in on BS. He scoped to the left slightly pulling the trigger he hits the ammo pouch of the RShG-1. BS is engulfed in a huge explosive fireball that knocks in half the white room as it rises in a small mushroom shape skywards...with that Carver collapses on the butt, lifeless.*
lols we all get to repsawn ^^ dudes ill brb in about an hour - tv is calling me futurama ftw! -------------------- |
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Apr 29 2007, 20:48
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#109
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
*stands up and hobbles to the MULE, grabs the x26 shoots carver in the crotch to stop him following me only to realise he's dead and walks away leaving carver with with a pair of glocks crossed across his chest*
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Apr 29 2007, 20:55
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#110
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
I'd prefer to be in the forrest, not in a white room... plus the RShG-1 is a sealed tube, like M136/AT4. But oh well...
*Spawns into the battlefield with pretty much the same gear, but more ammo and new armor.* -------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Apr 29 2007, 20:55
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
*Comes forth with Dalek Minions*
What? Didn't you know Dave was shorthand for Davros?  EX-TER-MIN-ATE!! -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Apr 29 2007, 20:57
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#112
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
*Fears for his life and takes a small sperical object from his pocket then throws it to D@VE then runs*
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Apr 29 2007, 21:00
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
*Hits sphere with Baseball bat at Scorpy*
-------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Apr 29 2007, 21:01
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#114
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
*The sphere explodes in a bright blue amience The daleks suddenly explode and D@VE is returnedto his human state*
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Apr 29 2007, 21:02
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#115
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
*Throws the small object with a shuriken. Then takes out more Semtex and throws it around with short fuses, the explosions forming sort of a trench between the Daleks and him. Takes HK417 and shoots Dave, aiming at the head.*
-------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Apr 29 2007, 21:04
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Curses...
Oh well... *Takes bottle out of pocket and drinks* Mmmmmmmm! Toilet Duck! *Throws empty bottle over shoulder and dives into nearby foxhole* -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Apr 29 2007, 21:07
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#117
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
*Throws a Model 308-1 Napalm grenade at Dave.*
Off to play FDF, probs. -------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Apr 29 2007, 21:08
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#118
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
*standing foxhole behind dave with the fabram pointing at dave wonders what effect the toilet duck will have *
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Apr 29 2007, 21:11
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
*Dives*
Oh Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ii- [intermission] -iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip! *Lands on top of passing lorry and makes escape* Mwahahahaha!!! I shall return! :devil: -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Apr 29 2007, 21:13
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
*Takes a SMAW out of his backpack, loads it with an HEDP round and shoots at Dave's lorry, blowing it up and resulting a big grin at his face.*
-------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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