I didn't mean for you to feel urged to reply to my rant.

We have only very few decent looking female celebs. Diane Kruger for the win!

Get breeding?

We've still got that abduction thing running...

By the way, I'm glad your reply didn't read "How about Heidi Klum?".

Whyzat then?

Fun day in the office drinking tea and being very jealous of how well the office PC runs ArmA 2...I'm not slacking of, my photos are importing!

So many memes in one place...

...I go away for a weekend.
One weekend and alraedy we are PR'ing John for being John (PNG was ours till 75 though, you twat. We took it off pMasters people in 1914 and sunk their cruiser. We also helped the Indonesians diplomatically in their 'struggle for independence' before fighting them ourselves in the Konfrontasi.Our foreign policy is addled by alcoholism.) discussing gingers and someone let Mark mention trains.

I also may have got home at 0530 Sunday morning. An entire bottle of wodka gone...

My liver is a champion. I should be dead by now I think.

Any of you chaps play risk? Myself and a couple of folk have started using land grab for some long term games figured it may be worth getting some folk from here together for a bash.

I never, ever, ever want food poisoning ever again as long as I live.

What the..? You got food poisoning? And you were still posting here just the other day?

*Asshole mode*

Oh and... I never, ever, ever want cancer ever again as long as I live. In other words, harden the fuck up.

*throws up in pMASTER's lap*

In my... lap? You have my lap in your mind?! Oh, why can't you be Indigo?

By the way, where has John gone? Don't tell me he's pissed because of the infraction he's received, wouldn't that be hilarious?

You never know... He could just be biding his time.

He was online earlier today, didn't post anything. Think he might be sulking for some reason.

Of course, if he's not here, we can say bad things about him behind his back! So... that JdB guy, I heard he has an entire garage full of empty tin cans!

How's that supposed to be bad? If it is as you've described, he might either be a Messie or an alcoholic (if those are beer cans!). In both cases he'd have my sympathies. Being Dutch is bad enough.

I've got other things to do, so unless there is something really interesting to reply to, I'm only reading. Some people could learn from that ...



At the current price of metal, I wouldn't mind, even though tin isn't the most profitable metal.

Beer cans are all aluminium these days, aren't they?

I heard, he spends his weekends stealing freshly mown grass from the local park, and no one knows what he does with it!
(not "grass" as in weed, actual grass, you know, from a lawn)

He's Dutch.

Like hell it's not 'grass.'

Some say he once threw a fancy dress party - over 15 miles.
Others say his testicles are currently incarcerated in a Japanese prison for gross public indecency and teabagging the emperor.

All we knowfor sure is that he is de Bodt.

I was told he's saving up all money to build a 20ft tall statue of Marlon Brando. I also have it on good authority that he owns the largest collection of Soviet surplus packed lunches in the entire Northern Hemisphere (a collector in Zimbabwe, who wishes to remain anonymous, is said to have several times as many)

I heard he has a glass of zinfandel and 3 serves of frijoles for breakfast every morning excepting thursday - which is is all bran day.

And that he only dates women with heterochromia.

I read that his reflection appears as a negative image!

I have it on the highest authority that he's stalking Indigo and Carver right now to learn more about their vibrator involving habits. He's the one in the caravan.

They also say that he travelled to the end of the internet once. In a virtual caravan. He landed at a midget porn site.

I heard he converted a Marder into his caravan, complete with gas stove, shower and household amenities. It even has a greenhouse for growing tulips. But he kept the 20mm cannon.

I have it from a witness he dresses in traditional Dutch garb, for he is a patriot - but his clogs are made out of hardened steel FOR KICKING ASS.



I heard folk saying JdB was the end of the internet.

..... Aghhhh D:

I heard them saying he was a midget. Though that cannot be, for them Northerners are fucking tall.It's the Lounge, you agreed to enter it at your own risk. Did I mention we put knockout drugs into the drinks?

Turns out I have gastroenteritis not food poisoning =D

As I've said, with a food poisoning you'd been off far worse.

That highest authority being me, since I've told everyone on this forum several times already that I am stalking Indigo (not Carver). Indigo, do you remember that screw in the wall right next to you when you're bathing? That's a high definition screw in more than one way



Is it deadly?

If so - Yay!
If not - Pity

The John is back.

Clicky I do so love my hobby...

I lol'd

I was just going to link to that you barstool!

Epic fail.

If you did, I'd have to slap you on the wrist for double-posting, so it's really in your best interests that I did first!

Just you wait Welshman, just you wait.

I could log in with your user access information and produce a double post using your account. Technically speaking, I'd be responsible.

That should teach him.

Mark has been a mod longer than you, so based on the dimwitted principle of seniority that this site/forum/team has always used rather than talent and ability, you'd get slapped for slapping Mark.

Yeah, but I've clocked in more hours sucking up to Wittmann

Actually, I encourage D@VE to slap Mark. I go via the principle of 'bigger than you is senior' and Mark is, well - mini Mark or the diminutive chibi.



Also - there is that.

In theory JdB is above you all in the hierarchy. That's why he gets away with so much. That and he gave me a free subscription to "fascist aspirators quarterly."

As Indigo is our sole lady * she also get's much of a free reign. For I am a gentleman in contrast to the some of the neanderthals of the board. And she has put up with you (And made you 'put up...') all long enough to warrant a free pass much of the time.


*Sole lady born as such. Some of you can be real women despite genetically identifying as men. **

**See "Mini Mark" ***

***All in jest Mark, I swearz!

Neanderthals, huh.

And that smear talk is coming from a man who lives on the wrong side of the world.

Au contraire, the spring sunshine and strong economy tells me I am right where I should be
Not to mention the geographic distance between myself and all of you.

Enjoy bailing out the Greeks. In the cold.

I need not listen to this, gawdamn'd Ozzie.

Having winter in July and summer in December, pff.

*grumble grumble*

So landlord's boyfriend got caught out today cheating on her, he had 5 other girls on the fly. She came to me and asked if i could help.
4 hours later the guy is now unemployed, homeless, the police have all his belongings, his hire car repossessed, all his other girls warned off and /b/ will soon render his mobile pointless ...

5 girls on the side at once?! That dude is a hero. You are not. Men should stick together no matter what. Traitor.

Dont encorage him! It was bad enough when i found him emailing 800 porn stars ><

To the cabin pMASTER?

EJECT EJJJEEECCCTTT!!!!

?!?!?!????

Sweet monkey why would he do that?

You scare the shit out of me, the both of you!

Damn right. From now on: Carver = Guy Fawkes.



Oh I do that as well sometimes. For some reason it always goes somewhat like this: