For every WB you give Indigo, she is required to give Carver a wedgie or nipple cripple in retaliation.
I believe s**t should roll downhill.

Hey, if you had derailed that train 50m from pMasters house does it count as further chemo or merely a bigger carcinogen?

Wittman! Your terrible D:
I've already banned Carver from any kisses till he apologizes to pmaster for cancer jokes. Your all so nasty to him D:

edit: Fuuuuuu-
I keep forgetting To log in and out >.< From Indigo !

A good friend came up to me looking very pale. "My wife's got cancer. They don't think she's going to make it."

"At least you'll be free of that bitch in a few months."

"Please don't say things like that."

"I was only joking, I'm sorry if I offended you."

"Oh no, I just didn't want you to jinx it."

... Bad Carver. *newspaper*

Ha, there should really be an emoticon for that.

Someone ignored my monopoly on cancer jokes. Lawsuit inbound!

Hehe, I was going to make that exact joke but considered posting a rant about whale-strokers instead more important

Im withholding more than kisses now >:(
Pmasters allowed to make jokes, your just being a dick to him now
Im sorry pmaster that my boyfriend is such an asshole....

We all are. Hit him!

do i look like a scapegoat? lol

Hit him harder!

But don't tell John! He likes that sort of thing.

*knock knock*

Who's there?

In the other news, Skyrim is one hell of an addicting game.

It's me. I'm posting here.

Dump him!

YOU! Where have you been all this time, Poland?

I've been watching you.
Well, to be honest, i just had no desire to post here

A trojan deleted my Armedassault.info toolbar!

I know Armaholic is behind this somehow

Why the change of opinion just now?

There's been no talking about rape for what - ten posts?

Oh hai Timmy, good to see you.

Oh why sure!

Don't worry guys! I got this. I kept hitting carver when he was asleep :3

@ x-ray: Hiii, I don't know you but Hiiiii! ^^

Edit:
VICTORY FOR TEAM INDIGO!
He kept poking me as revenge for hitting him, so I hit him the you know where regions ^^
He ROFIP whilst I ROFL
(Rolled on floor in pain)

DO A BARREL ROLL!

My groin

Also XRAY!! wb dude, long time no see!

There's no fun in that! He needs to be fully conscious when he's getting punished, begging and all

If you are going to do something while he's asleep, the bare minimum should be him waking up shouting and crying because a buttplug has been inserted while he slept*



* He might enjoy that particular example, so use your own knowledge of him for the perfect punishment.

We already know he would. Thankfully Indigo didn't hide that fact from us.

'Cause i missed your tight butt

rape-ish enough or shall i go more into detail?



As i see nothing has changed here.

Go and get the lotion, then.

...but it feels more natural without lotion

True vikings hesitate not to sail for the red sea, right?

...note to self. In future forums, ban the Germans and the Dutch.

What's been happening in the world of x-ray?

I'm afraid he got to hang around with more mature communities than ours.

I think you mean "adult", people who don't have English as a first language sometimes get those two mixed up

Adults aren't necessarily known as mature, so...

Not much. Studyin' biology, driving ambulance..

He performs biological studies on injured people.

and treating them to death.

Nonsense, virtually everything we do here is rated XXX

...since when did X-ray become a Ambulance Officer? 0.o

Patient transport, officer or paramedic in training?

Ambulance chaser? Angel of death?

A paramedic, he is.

This both pleases and scares me.

So, we're using the "para-" prefix here in the same sense as "paranormal", right?

I remember him patching me up after his fucking dog had bitten me. Oh my foolish golly, that bite did hurt a lot.

Pff. He didn't bite, he just kissed you.

Well, paramedic isn't really the right term, the german emergency medical service differs from the anglo-saxon model which doesn't have a special "emergency physician" with own car as we have here. EMT-P in the US for example are allowed to perform stuff like intubations, giving drugs and so on whereas in Germany such actions are a privilege of the physician (Exception: He delegates it to us or the patient is in a too critical condition to wait for the physician). So we have other qualifications here (in fact, we know how to do most stuff but aren't allowed to do it ^^): Mostly "Rettungssanitäter" and "Rettungsassistent". Rettungssanitäter (for example me ) have a 520h training (160h theory, 160h hospital, 160h emergency service as "third person", 40h certification seminar) while Rettungsassistenten do 2 years (1y theory / 1y emergency service) of schooling/training.

My job is mainly to drive or lead an "small ambulance" which does mostly qualified patient transport (from old people's home to hospital, from hospital to hospital, from hospital to old people's home blablabla) but sometimes also emergencies, or, if I had the right driving licence ( need at least C1, over 3,5to ... ) , to drive a "big ambulance" (co-driver is always a Rettungsassistent)

It could have been worse, with Brataccas behind the wheel

Lives saved this month: 3
Lives endangered this month: 497

Why? He'd be self-sustaining!

(to the tune of Superintendent Chalmers)

Bratty!!!

Latest ambulance crash here. Not as serious but waaaaay more hilarious

Similar to the Australian model in some respects though we don't have physicians on call - Paramedics or Intensive Care Paramedics would handle that role if first responders were not able to stabalise a patient.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paramedics_in_Australia

We also have quite a few aeromedical evac paramedics in my region - accidents on the highway or on farms usually mean an ambulance would take too long to transport a patient to a decent hospital so the helo goes out. Also does search and rescue and bushfire service support. I live under the approach path to the hospital so I usually see her up and about a couple times a day. Sounds almost like the old Hueys



Bratty provides a valuable service to the Ambulance and Fire and Rescue services of Scotland - provision of work for them to do and excellent photographic recording of accident scenes.

Fun fact - the ACT is the only service in Australia to utilise a colour other than red for Fire and Rescue - bright yellow for maximum ridiculosity! (And visibility)

http://www.youtube.com/user/1MRTS?feature=...u/1/w2nTOERFpiU

Nice helo

We have similiar ones here (e.g. Intensive Care Helicopter - Bell 412 or Emergency Response Helicopter - EC 135 and BK 117... in former times they used many Bo 105). They are always manned with Pilot, Paramedic and Physician. Its not that a physician is alarmed to every emergency but if the patient needs drugs (e.g. narcotics) or other further treatments we have to alarm a physician. Its called Rendezvous-System because physician and paramedic meet at the place of action. Has its pros and cons...

btw... you need yellow? I give you yellow!