Weren't you supposed to reply with different colours so we could finally grasp who's who?Don't the Argies know quite a bit of occupation, too?

I would disagree, considering British forces are still occupying Germany after that whole "lets try and conquer the world again" shenanigan back in the 40s!

#OccupyPmastersLivingRoom2012!

Just the other day I read about a British soldier standing trial in a German court for reckless speeding. Quite toothless occupiers you are if you allow the occupied to jail your soldiers.

Well if we let you guys keep a garrison over here you'd probably fix the NHS and shiz. That and we'd have to let you speed as it would be racist to make you adhere to the non-autobahn speed limits.

So this is what happened last time i messed with le tools.



This time im trying something a bit more professional looking and unique. Nobody has really advanced island design/building since ofp

#OccupyPmastersColonWithAPhallicObject,NotCancer

You're drunk again? Or did you mistake me for Carver *?

Yeye! 2 Weeks annual leave! off to wow to start a new character!

...sad. I got two weeks annual and I am doing as little gaming as possible including a trip back home with the gats to go hunting. Bring on friday!

did she mention wow using my account?



I think you'll find he said ''NotCancer'' even though were quite similar

See, this is why I said you should colour code your posts. You've only got yourself to blame that everyone thinks you're a massive nerd with no life now.

Of course, I always thought you were a massive nerd with no life, so you can rest safe in the knowledge that my opinion of you hasn't dropped!

haha can i plead guilty? Watching the Leveson Inquiry whilst updating my weather geek website XD in my defense i have a chinese on order ^^

Maybe we should all have a dedicated day of being socially acceptable?

This is getting confusing, I don't know who is who.

Neither do I.

rofl! well if Indigo let me explain to her what the Leveson Inquiry was then maybe that post could be her ... but most of the time i get that look of ranting unimpression that says you 'lost me when you opened your mouth'

on the plus side i did just armchair storm chase for a few hours. Got this live 30mins ago from a storm chaser in Omaha on a supercell from the dashboard livestreaming cam of his truck.



2nd pic - the lowering of cloud is the "wall cloud"
3rd pic - the cloud underneath is called "scud"
5-7 pic - the funnel but not a tornado as it wasn't touching the ground
8th pic - the wall cloud lifts back up into the base of the supercell

shows how quick a tornado can produce from an angry storm to a monster finger of god back to a storm again in 2 minutes.

I would be driving the other way.

Rage comics in real life (clicky)

haha this was nothing. He's sat a good few miles away and the funnels winds probably didnt get above 80. That same storm went on during the night to grow into a beast and spawn a huge (unconfirmed) F5 tornado with 200mph winds that flattened the small town of Harveyville in Kansas. this was one of the first images to come out of the area. the US national weather service mis-judged this weather system and didn't give enough warnings last night. Its very very early on in the season and this storm took everyone by suprise in its strength.

1423 edit: http://youtu.be/Eiq7Qr-p9H8 - video of the Hutchinson tornado as it dropped before it developed into the massive wedge. also the news item to go with it. This went on to kill one person. crazy

1741: bbc news total toll is now 13 with millions of dollars of damage reported ><

From Indigo:

you see? I live with a crazy guy who enjoys watching natural disasters that kill people? Hence why I dont let him talk about it to me.

You choose to live with a crazy guy. No sympathy.

Either you really love him and love the crazy, you are masochistic/a martyr OR he is well, you know. Endowed.

Right. I'm off to NE Vic to shoot things and visit vineyards. Unfortunately, they will not allow me to combine the two.
Hopefully I do not get flooded out, it's looking grim down there. Flooded IN however would be grand.

Shes only with me for my porn collection Have fun with the guns! lol only in Auz could you be 1000 miles inland, in a desert, and get attacked by a shark

Following on from yesterdays tornado outbreak, tomorrow (2.3.12) is gearing up to be one of the biggest tornadic out breaks in us/world history. To put this in perspective - the current world record super outbreak from last year with 359 tornadoes, 346 people killed and $11 billion USD was 35% probability ...

Don't you worry, I'm also fascinated with things that could get you killed. Had I lived to have the opportunity, I'd have loved to watch a nuclear weapon test...

Wait, it seems I got a tad lost or something, Indigo and Carver are in the US now?

No. They remain loyal to the United Kingdom. They're still kicking about somewhere around here....

Also, bravo on your government putting more retarded sanctions in place against the UK. Imbeciles...

Oh, while I'm here, happy Friday Andi Boing

you'd think in a country where stupid weather such as tornados and huricanes are common that they would build houses from something more sustantial than what looks like balsa wood...just sayin'


profile rape and i havent been around to bitch and moan, how dare you sirs, how terribly unsporting!

Next time we'll write a letter Of course that would mean submitting your address to the board ...

And your right on the money there. For some typically stupid American reason tornadoes are seen as an 'act of god' like and earthquake. So when a bible bashing family of 6 have their house obliterated they cry to god and rebuild. 500 people were killed by storms last year and on average 300 have been killed yearly since the 50's when records began. Thats 15,000 people.

When you consider the forefront of tornado research is grad students and uni lecturers messing about with grants in their spare time and with situations like today when literally 100,000 people over 3 states face a 45% of being hit by a tornado with nothing but their bath to hide in ... makes you realise god must really hate Americans XD

1637: Update - Just to prove a point right now in huntsville, AL a per-cursery storm to the main event spawned a tornado that has left cars flipped and people trapped on the outskirts. Its on the ground right now still going ...

infact ... Tornado pic - This was taken 5 mins ago as it passed through the town of that actual twister.

I've never been able to understand that either. I've watched US home renovation shows featuring people with plenty of money renovate their houses with stuff that makes my childhood cabin I built with some of the other kids in the neighborhood look like an impregnable fortress. Man switched from wood to stone as their primary building material well over two centuries ago, when will the US catch up ...

I think the whole idea is that they're crap, so they don't cost much to replace when they do inevitably fall over. A more obvious question would be "why the fuck did you build your house in a place that's well known for house destroying weather!?"

(Obligatory Holy Grail reference: And that one fell over, caught fire, then sank into the swamp)

Must be some kind of Tornado industrial complex, every time their houses fall over, the contractors make millions rebuilding them...

I agree with Dave, business, oh, and for Mark (you're the one who like trains, don't you).

=| That is all.

Ergh?

Computers will never take over the world. Wanna know why? They're dumb as fuck. Just now Word found fault with me writing the word perspectiv(e) and suggested the following correction: Parking lot.



Orly?

And yet we let those machines run our banking system (it says a lot, doesn't it) or control nuclear weapons.

Well, Visigoths didn't bother learning perfect Latin before sacking Rome, did they?

Point taken.

FUUUU spent an hour trying to sleep in bed which just would not be comfortable with a brain that would not shut the fluf up so im back here at 6am with a bombshell coffee pulling a 36h stint ... i thought you needed clubbing drugs to be this hyped after 24 hours???

http://youtu.be/NfikTyGpRmw - this is what happens when i wake up

Would've been nice if you didn't keep me awake all night with your tossing and turning, and then wake me up when you get up.

Can someone with ArmA.2 installed check to see if there should be a file "\ArmA 2\GSList.exe"? Some adserver decided to dump a fuckton of Trojans on my machine, and I'm trying to work out if this is an actual part of the game that's been infected, or something that was just created...

After a goggle sesh it looks like 'gslist.exe' is a component of the server side of multilayer connections. A few folks have used it to piggy back their launch programs. Ill just booty up the pc and check ... 2 secs

hmm not in the A2 directory ... i cba to think ill just search everything ...

Well after that cracking display of man logic my machine comes back clean. So i guess you use a launcher and that launcher uses code from or part of GSList.exe?

Simon says stop looking at porn without keeping your virus scanner up to date Anyways you have hit puberty first before you can call yourself 18

My antiviruses updates every day, my guess is clicksor (who are now on my enemies list, by the way) is just able to get the most up to date viruses!

I wish it was from a porn site, then I could at least feel it might have somehow been worth spending all afternoon trying to get this junk off my PC... It's like getting "Teh Herp" from a toilet seat, all the problems, none of the fun that usually comes from getting the problems...

I can relate to you, it happens even to the most cautious users. Just the other week I had a trojan bother me which pretended to be a tool of Germany's Digital Rights Management Authority and told me I would have to pay 50 euros to unlock my screen again. Was as a pain in the ass to get rid off. I can only recommend ComboFix for that kind of annoyances but make sure you know how to use it because otherwise it will turn your whole system upside down.

I wish it was something that was just annoying like that. I've apparently managed to get two trickey to remove viruses (generic!Artemis and Win32/Heur, if you're interested) that just seem to want to infect everything in sight

Oh. I had Win32/Heur on my old system (XP) and there it was known to clench its teeth deep into a systems MBR. You better get ComboFix just in case.

Awww big hugs, it'll be alright Least we have a front door to put to pc infection now xD

Had one of those days where you want to piss on everyone and set them on fire. All work (8am - 10pm) and no common f*cking sense from work colleagues make carver postal ...

Clicky

The dwarves' chant gives me the chills.

I think I have a boner.

I believe the term is "wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire"... unless there's something you want to tell us?

Obviously been watching too much End of Days.

I still don't see how that would cause that sort of ability... I'm surprises Indigo lets him stick something capable of that in her!

And there's no ambiguity there, he couldn't possibly mean urine that causes some kind of chemical burn... though, I can't think of how you even could have incendiary urine, perhaps if it were inflammable, and contained a bacterial culture that generates sparks when it leaves the human body?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4mtJowFEgw

Anybody else wondering about what the Taliban detonated to actually destroy a Warrior?

On the news they said it was an anti-tank mine.