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 May 27 2009, 18:51
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman  Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331  |
True dat
-------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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May 28 2009, 08:04
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
-------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Jun 4 2009, 19:45
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Gentleman Usher of the Banstick Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 1,781 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Old-Europe Member No.: 11 |
QUOTE(BigglesTrevor @ May 27 2009, 01:16)  nice weather, nice cars, nice ladies, shame theres no beer. dude, I live in germany...I thought the beer thingy was self-evident. Some new :   1. My dog , 2. Awesome ! -------------------- |
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Jun 13 2009, 00:51
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 Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain  Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google!    R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jun 13 2009, 01:39
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 Junior Member Group: Members Posts: 25 Joined: 19-July 08 From: Germany Member No.: 3,676 |
Good morning gentlemen,I just watched the squirrels and I remembered something kind of similar...just 1 step above the the food chain:
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Jun 13 2009, 02:52
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
Smart but in it's written form it's better, but thats just my opinion lol
-------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Jun 15 2009, 15:25
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Not safe for work, school, or your girlfriends and mommies being around
 The 10 greatest moments in celebrity boob grabbing history -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jun 21 2009, 03:36
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Mr. Argentina 2012 Group: Newshound Posts: 498 Joined: 20-October 07 From: Argentina Member No.: 1,502 |
I'm actually very proud of this, I managed to beat the crap out of one and they didn't mug me... but they banged my head with a wall... A bit of gore, so click if you want:
Linky linky |
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Jun 21 2009, 09:52
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker  Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
Not really sure how you can be proud of that. I managed to not get my head bashed against a wall when it happened to me... You always seem to be being picked on lol.
--------------------   -------------------- Heed my words or risk being beaten with a stick then fed to my associate D@V£ The Rules - Most places have rules, these are ours Read them! Moderation Feedback Thread - Let everyone know how much you don't like D@V£ -------------------- |
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Jun 21 2009, 12:33
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 Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(Helping Hand @ Jun 21 2009, 10:52) You always seem to be being picked on lol. X2. It's like he has a sign on his forehead saying "Mug/rape me!"  (the "rape" bit added for extra pun) This post has been edited by I44_John: Jun 21 2009, 12:33 -------------------- Creator of dodgy ArmA:CWA addons.   |
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Jun 21 2009, 12:51
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Lol, you seem to get in a brawl every once in a while.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jun 21 2009, 13:16
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Mr. Argentina 2012 Group: Newshound Posts: 498 Joined: 20-October 07 From: Argentina Member No.: 1,502 |
I got mug, two people, one jumped me from behind (who I never saw), what the hell you wanted me to do?
And I'm proud that they didn't steal anything from me, it's a remainder (in some way). Oh, and Argentina is not the safest place, you know? Most of the time people ask you for money, maybe in a good or bad way, but generaly they do nothing if you refuse... but sometimes this happens. |
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Jun 21 2009, 13:22
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
QUOTE(Benoist @ Jun 21 2009, 14:16) Oh, and Argentina is not the safest place, you know? Most of the time people ask you for money, maybe in a good or bad way, but generaly they do nothing if you refuse... but sometimes this happens. It happens elsewhere, too. -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jun 21 2009, 13:29
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
The solution is simple! Clone yourself form your own gang, composed uniquely of you!
 Not only will people then be less likely to attempt to attack you, but you'll also be able to know which one is the real you, because you'll have an open head! 
-------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jun 21 2009, 14:12
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Mr. Argentina 2012 Group: Newshound Posts: 498 Joined: 20-October 07 From: Argentina Member No.: 1,502 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Jun 21 2009, 09:22) It happens elsewhere, too. Stop it, goddammit! You are not very good at marketing, are you? In my mind Germany is a country where everybody is blond, the beer is top noch and women are beutiful, it's my Eden, don't ruin it! |
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Jun 21 2009, 14:16
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
I nearly lost a teeth when some thugs tried to mug me a couple of years ago. They weren't blonde German Achim's though but black haired Arabic Achmed's. Oh and I didn't lose my money, too.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jun 21 2009, 15:21
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire  Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
Some students celebrate the end of the semester with a trip to the uni bar or a night on the town.
Not my mates. Can't think of a better way to spend a sunday than a trip to the country on a steam train, dressed to the nines for fun, getting drunk on the way...              
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Jun 21 2009, 16:13
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
No more benoist poking for today kplzthxbai
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Jul 10 2009, 22:54
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 The Il2 Fan Group: Members Posts: 733 Joined: 7-November 06 From: England Member No.: 25 |
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Jul 10 2009, 23:10
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Magazine loaded pump shotgun = fail.
I mean, look at the tiny thing. How many rounds does that fit? 3? Do you really expect there to be only 3 zombies? And what's with the range glasses? I'd expect nothing less than aviator sunglasses. But, primarily, I can't help but notice, a huge lack of beer. (And before you say it Mark, yes, it probably does, but you aren't going to reload those from a magazine, are you?) -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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