The funny conversation and jokes thread, AKA: Dr Strangebloke, or, how I learned to stop worrying and love MSN |
The funny conversation and jokes thread, AKA: Dr Strangebloke, or, how I learned to stop worrying and love MSN |
Dec 13 2007, 14:31
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Administrator Group: Root Admin Posts: 693 Joined: 10-October 06 From: Toulouse, France Member No.: 1 |
This is a thread for stupid conversations you had with other community members, like making jokes or answering in a funny/stupid way. Remember to just write the few interesting lines and not huge logs!
Here are two entries: QUOTE Placebo and me (Just a few minutes after England failing to qualify to Euro 2008) Cervo: Hey Paul, i'm sorry for your team. Cervo: Which team will you support ? Cervo: Are you there? Maybe you're pissed off ... ? Then I got answer the day after: Placebo: Hello. I'm not watching football games when they are in the middle of the night for me. And yes I might be highly pissed off if you would refer to the result of a football game I recorded and that I'm about to watch... Cervo: QUOTE Jahve and me
Jahve : could you possibly restructure the arma.info menu? i had to look around for a bit before i found the forum button Cervo [OFP.info] : you mean create a special page for visually deficient people ? -------------------- |
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Dec 13 2007, 14:36
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New Member Group: Members Posts: 7 Joined: 10-December 06 From: The MOON! Member No.: 425 |
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Dec 13 2007, 15:45
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Group: Addon Maker Posts: 1,148 Joined: 4-November 06 Member No.: 13 |
QUOTE Dave says:
I hate mornings That's why I slept through it today! Rellikki says: yes, i hate mornings too and im glad i did so too otherwise it would have eaten me Dave says: I thought you didn't sleep? Rellikki says: yes i don't sleep that's why i didn't sleep and im glad i don't otherwise it would eat me Dave says: That makes bugger all sense Rellikki says: that's good |
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Dec 13 2007, 15:46
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
I know I'm going to feature in this thread a lot
-------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Dec 13 2007, 15:55
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Group: Addon Maker Posts: 1,148 Joined: 4-November 06 Member No.: 13 |
Yees..
QUOTE Rellikki says:
i shall shave my legs! Dave says: What are you? A horse? Rellikki says: no im a skeleton! Dave says: A skeleton with hairy legs? Rellikki says: yes! you've never seen under those gray pants but maybe one day Dave says: No thank you Rellikki says: ok then |
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Dec 13 2007, 16:35
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Gentleman Usher of the Banstick Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 1,781 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Old-Europe Member No.: 11 |
QUOTE Deadeye :hi plane
Deadeye :how's it going? any turbulences? Dave :Not yet! :-O Deadeye :well than enjoy your flight Deadeye :where are you heading? Dave :....To the airport! :-O Deadeye :wanna now a secret? Dave k! :-O Deadeye :I'm a spider ! Dave : :-O:-O:-O Deadeye :In fact... I am Spiderman Dave : I must tell everyone! :-O Deadeye : you must STFU Dave : or I'll eat you Dave : :-O Spiders can't eat planes! Deadeye : sure they can Deadeye : I'll catch you in my giant net Dave : ...Okay... Deadeye : and then roll you in a cocoon till you are rusting Deadeye : and then I'll have a nice meal Dave : Perhaps. But I do see a small flaw on in your plan Deadeye : tell it NOW ! Dave : A very small flaw Dave : You see, while spider webbing is very strong, strong enough to support a weight of over 10x it's own Dave : Most planes, are very heavy Dave : And, very big too Dave : So... if a plane flew into a spiders web Dave : Then it'd be the plane taking the web, not the web taking the plane! :-O Deadeye : I'm quite a massive spider... an my nets aren't finespun. They can take lots of weight Deadeye : I once caught an B52 who was trying to get to Iraq.... I was hungry Dave : Yes, but still. A massive spider is still tiny in comparison to even a small plane Deadeye : I do have spider friends... they help me Dave :Be that as it may, a Plane is still very big... Dave :Besides! :-O If you do catch me you have to suck my insides out. Dave :And that could be very dangerous, because... Dave :I'm full of Snakes! :-O Snakes on a plane! :-O Deadeye : Damn you ! that's not fair Deadeye : fight like a real plane, not like a pussy plane Dave :Fien! :@ *fires missiles* Deadeye : catches missiles in the net and throws em back towards the plane Dave : Spider webs are sticky! :-O Dave : They would stick to the missiles! :-O Deadeye :not for a psider Dave : Yes, but Missiles aren't spiders Dave :And while spiders are very strong Deadeye :spiders and walk, eat and have sex on em... they are kind of used to these nets Dave : Strong enough to lift over 50 times their own weight Dave :Missiles are very heavy in comparison Dave :And tend to explode Deadeye :they won't hit the ground and your missiles aren't time triggered, you are an old airplane Dave : OHSHIT! :-O Dave :My Astronomy Lecturer is called Dr. Breen! :-O Deadeye : to the shelter ??????? Dave :[hmm] No. Dave :We must try and bargin with him to get cushy government jobs when the Aliens invade. Deadeye : they won't invade anytime soon. talked to em just a few mins are ago...they are kinda busy invading the fugolationtes galaxy Dave : Those bastards! :-O Deadeye : they told me we still have to wait for at least 70 years Dave : This isn't the first time they've stolen our Thunder you know? Thunder? OMG? Hows Hulk Hogan doing? They took Thunder Dave : You remeber that time the Daleks said they'd invade and they never showed up? Dave : It's was those bloody fugolatates! They switched the signs!!! Deadeye : yeah I also heard that the fugolatates are always looking for trouble. They are the GWB galaxy so.... Dave : GWB? ^o) Dave : Gone with the blastwave? Deadeye : Oh common you gotta know the GWB galaxy Dave : Do I? :-O Deadeye : sure Dave : In that case, I'm just checking you know what it is Deadeye : erm..... the erm.....Generally Wannabe Beaten galaxy :-/ Dave : never heard of it? Deadeye : right beside the IDCS galaxy Dave : IDCS!? :-O Deadeye : aw common plane.... you can't be serious ! Dave : Quick! Deploy the matter/antimatter device! Dave : We can destroy them both at once! Deadeye : I don't care shit galaxy Dave : (I meant IDCS! as in an exclaimation) Deadeye :We could vbut we first need to get our new weapon running..... -------------------- |
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Dec 13 2007, 16:46
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The Il2 Fan Group: Members Posts: 733 Joined: 7-November 06 From: England Member No.: 25 |
conversation me and deadeye had over the 'drive my car' website
QUOTE Deadeye : hm I'll record my drive Trevor : nice do it , go for the bike! lol Deadeye : If I can find it ... Trevor : its up the stair/ramp to the right Deadeye : the carpet? Trevor : no, its like up a ramp past a bunch of white things then right Deadeye : I've seen him...full face , him=jay Trevor : lol , whats he like Deadeye : has a beard Trevor : haha awsome Deadeye : taliban style but not that long , black hair and glasses , I'd say a lil bit of overweight but not much Trevor : haha cool, must be annoying being at wor k and having a bunch of kids keep driving a toy car into you Deadeye : lol , Jay Charles: Im married... I have license to be fat Trevor : lol we nearly had that bike over you know. -------------------- |
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Dec 13 2007, 16:53
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Gentleman Usher of the Banstick Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 1,781 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Old-Europe Member No.: 11 |
nearly ... but it took me ages to locate the bike We'll have to try again..but thi time using both cars at once !
http://www.jaycharles.net/drive -------------------- |
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Dec 13 2007, 17:02
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
This thread is my curse!
QUOTE deadeye5@gmx.de (E-mail address not verified) says:
I bet everybody is contacting you right now trying to force you into a conversation that'll end up in the stupid/funny chats thread "Dave" says: Yes! deadeye5@gmx.de (E-mail address not verified) says: I won't "Dave" says: And I've got a lab report to write too "Dave" says: And you've already done it! deadeye5@gmx.de (E-mail address not verified) says: Leave Dave alone..... thats the motto ! -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Dec 13 2007, 17:47
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Actually I agree with Jahve on the positioning of the forum link
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Dec 13 2007, 19:01
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Beast of War Group: Site Team Posts: 547 Joined: 4-November 06 From: Marseille Member No.: 12 |
CITATION Rewan [Re-1]: so what are you going to do ? Rellikki: im going to masturbate!! Rewan [Re-1]: Ooooh a beautifull screen for forums Rellikki: ok Rellikki: it is nice to post screenshots on forums Rellikki: and share things Rewan [Re-1]: Rellikki joking ^^ Rellikki: share Rellikki: in a communist way! I almost forgot but his wish is granted now ^^ -------------------- This is my totaly useless signature Lazyness = mc² |
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Dec 13 2007, 19:45
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~Established April, 2004~ Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 800 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Sussex, England Member No.: 34 |
Note to self: Never talk on MSN again
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Dec 13 2007, 21:39
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
Wise words, I dont anyway dunno why I have it tbh lol
-------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Dec 14 2007, 01:06
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Administrator Group: Root Admin Posts: 693 Joined: 10-October 06 From: Toulouse, France Member No.: 1 |
Today, a chat with Genby (our ex team member that was working intensively on our ofp.info Russian section with psyKKe)
QUOTE Cervo [OFP.info] (00:53) :
hard to find serious russian people ! Genby (01:04) : 100% Genby (01:04) : clown's nation -------------------- |
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Dec 19 2007, 14:26
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
A new one! Hurrah!
QUOTE "Dave" says:
Woolworths are selling a bear called Mohammed. Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: Yay! "Dave" says: They have to sell it really cheap though, because they aren't allowed to make a profit out of a bear Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: Ill take 1000 and drop them over the middle east "Dave" says: You Fooligan! You've missed the joke Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: yes, profit/prophet Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: but I still want 1000 to drop over the Middle east "Dave" says: Fair enough "Dave" says: But I haven't got any money, so we'll have to stop at the bank Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: OK! Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: Can we rob it? "Dave" says: ... "Dave" says: Did I say I had a bank account? Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: OK, so we rob the place, no problem. You have a get away car right? Cause get away taxi is not the same "Dave" says: I have one better "Dave" says: A get away Unicycle! "Dave" says: Have you ever wondered why unicycles aren't called Monocycles? Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: Cannot say I have "Dave" says: And that's exactly why we'll be unstoppable! Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: one would assume a bycycle built by both sexes of all cultures would be a unicycle "Dave" says: Those foolish guards will try to shoot out the wheels of our Unicycles... "Dave" says: But we'll actually be riding Monocycles! Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: What if we just shoot the guards first? "Dave" says: Well... Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: then we can make our dramatic get away in peace "Dave" says: It wouldn't be dramatic then, would it? Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: and stop for icecream "Dave" says: There's no Drama in ice cream! Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: it will be trying to balance on a monocycle with all that money and some icecream! "Dave" says: Fair enough! Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: YAY!... "Dave" says: What the?! "Dave" says: Iron Lore Entertainment are invading the Relic Entertainment Boards! "Dave" says: We must take this as a warning! "Dave" says: How long will it be before forces from EA start their invasion of ArmedAssault.info! Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: But ArmA.info, like Relic, are awesome, and cannot be deafeated by sheer force of awesomeness "Dave" says: True, and EA aren't working on an Expansion for ArmA... "Dave" says: I hope... Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: ...I am not authorised to comment "Dave" says: Then I'll have to get the truth out of you with my Wiffle Bat Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: But if you hit me with that I will just laugh and then snicker and say 'Heh heh.........wiffle' "Dave" says: *Wiffle Bat Attack* Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: heh heh..."wiffle" "Dave" says: -5 hp Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: ...ow Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: *drinks beer* WOO! ....-20hp "Dave" says: You fool! "Dave" says: You only have 25hp! Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: *Cannot talk as apparently he is dead* "Dave" says: *sigh* Every freakin' year.... Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: *Shut up. I'm dead, you think you have issues?* Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: ...*this is going in the wierd convo forum, isnt it?*... "Dave" says: Yes. "Dave" says: It's going in. "Dave" says: And there's nuttin' you can't not do about not doing it! Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: ...I could delete it "Dave" says: Yes "Dave" says: But Cervo created it Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: That would be abuse of my administrator status. But I think everyone is used to that by now Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: I mean I gave JdB a job... "Dave" says: And then you'll be, shall we say, in a bit of a pickle? Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: I can delete the single post u make.. "Dave" says: Yes, but then you shall die Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: Nope. Already dead "Dave" says: Yes, but now the world must know that you used "u" instead of "you" "Dave" says: DAMN! "Dave" says: The forums are not working! Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: LolZ I can sp34k5 the 1337! ...I feel dirty now. Kill me again for doing that "Dave" says: oh wait, they are "Dave" says: You can't kill that which is already dead! Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: Destroy the brain! Dan *Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice - David Kenyon Webster* says: Some would argue thats also the issue at hand... -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Dec 22 2007, 01:58
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The Il2 Fan Group: Members Posts: 733 Joined: 7-November 06 From: England Member No.: 25 |
the unicycle bit is quality
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Dec 22 2007, 03:50
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
sounds very similar to my msn conversations with friends from highschool....worrying.
just a quote from work, context i'm standing chatting with some of the lads n lasses working at the bar in the area i've set my stuff up i'm sitting texting on my phone when their supervisor comes in. QUOTE What the hell are you lot doing! your sitting reading a mag get on the bar, your doing nothing get on the bar, your playing with your phone you...don't work for us....buy something at the bar! in fact your not doing anything get this guy something from the bar! within a minute i had a free jd and coke! -------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Jan 3 2008, 11:25
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Group: Addon Maker Posts: 1,148 Joined: 4-November 06 Member No.: 13 |
QUOTE Rellikki says:
lions ate a man in south-africa Dave says: That's not news A saw an Elephant on TV that could paint pictures! Rellikki says: i saw a document of an elephant-mosquito it could fly and it sucked blood with its nose Dave says: Well, I saw an Elephant that ate people and shitted money Rellikki says: i saw an elephant that ate money and shitted people Dave says: Dude That was in Ace Ventura. That was fictional Rellikki says: oh really? what about if i am that elephant? Dave says: Then how the hell are you typing!? Rellikki says: the people who i shit help me they are my slaves. Dave says: Makes sense... |
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Jan 3 2008, 23:12
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
and it so does...
-------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Jan 5 2008, 17:32
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Group: Addon Maker Posts: 1,148 Joined: 4-November 06 Member No.: 13 |
QUOTE ... Dave says: How fëindish! Rellimursu says: how do you pronounce that? ë Dave says: I believe it's pronounced like this: "ë" Rellimursu says: interesting Dave says: Now you try Rellimursu says: ok... ok, here it goes... here it goes... mmmmmmmm...... e! Dave says: No. Like this ë! Rellimursu says: é? Dave says: é by gum! Rellimursu says: è? Dave says: ë! Rellimursu says: ê? Dave says: Well, I guess that'll have to do Rellimursu says: k Rellimursu being me. |
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