 The Ironic Wishes Game, Something I saw on another Forum |
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 Jun 8 2007, 20:02
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.  Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155  |
So, I've seen some other forums do this and it seems a bit funny.
If someone's read that short story "the Monkey's Paw" or seen any of the false endings of "S.T.A.L.K.E.R." they might get this  Basically, what you have to do, is read the wish of the person who posted before you, and work out the most ironic way that it can be granted, for example: Wish: I wish I was God Grant: Everyone becomes an Atheist Wish: I wish everyone I hated dissappeared Grant: You become blind Having destroyed your oppositions wish, you must then go on to put down your wish, for others to destroy  For conviences sake, you should put your retorts in itallics and wishes in bold  I'll start it off: I wish I was rich! -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jun 8 2007, 20:06
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge  Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
You become rich, but the government prints thousands of times the cash that in movement, making your money worthless.
Atleats you'll have something to draw on... if you can afford a pen that is. I wish I had a girlfriend. -------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Jun 8 2007, 20:07
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
She's really Ugly
I wish my avatar had a transparent background -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jun 8 2007, 21:14
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 ~Established April, 2004~ Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 800 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Sussex, England Member No.: 34 |
Your avatar's background turns out to be the only thing stopping it from escaping onto the mortal plane and killing everyone it sees. Everyone who now sees your avatar dies horribly, and the ones that hear about it but didn't see it personally turn into an angry mob and crucify you!
 I wish I had an awesome house with a huge collection of cars |
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Jun 8 2007, 22:02
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Your house in made of straw and all your cars are old Skodas.
I wish more people would post in this thread, boosting my ego.
-------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jun 8 2007, 22:05
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
Everyone posts in the thread but there are too many answers for you to read which makes you depressed and suicidal
I Wish I was going out with Jessica Biel o_O --------------------   -------------------- Heed my words or risk being beaten with a stick then fed to my associate D@V£ The Rules - Most places have rules, these are ours Read them! Moderation Feedback Thread - Let everyone know how much you don't like D@V£ -------------------- |
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Jun 8 2007, 22:19
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
You go out with Jessica Biel, but get car crashed by an eager paparazzi.
I wish I had an Sukhoi. -------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Jun 8 2007, 22:38
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
You get a sukhoi su7 kit come in the post
I want to see D@V£ -------------------- -------------------- Heed my words or risk being beaten with a stick then fed to my associate D@V£ The Rules - Most places have rules, these are ours Read them! Moderation Feedback Thread - Let everyone know how much you don't like D@V£ -------------------- |
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Jun 8 2007, 22:40
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
You see Dave in his true form and are taken aback by the fact that I look nothing like you expected me to, causing all your dreams to be shattered
I wish I was a moderater! 
-------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jun 8 2007, 22:42
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
D@V£ becomes a moderator but witty bans him by accident so he can't moderate
I Wish o2 2 would come out -------------------- -------------------- Heed my words or risk being beaten with a stick then fed to my associate D@V£ The Rules - Most places have rules, these are ours Read them! Moderation Feedback Thread - Let everyone know how much you don't like D@V£ -------------------- |
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Jun 9 2007, 00:02
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~Established April, 2004~ Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 800 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Sussex, England Member No.: 34 |
Fate takes Mark's comment literally, and believes him to be talking about Oxygen itself. A new form of Oxygen is created, and takes over the old Oxygen through force of arms. The human race dies out because their lungs are not compatible with Oxygen "2".
I wish I had a fully crewed Star Destroyer under my command
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Jun 9 2007, 00:21
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 There will be cake. Group: Members Posts: 270 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Netherlands Member No.: 117 |
You get one, fully crewed by deaf people so they won't obey your orders.
I wish the friggin' heat would drop a bit at night
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Jun 9 2007, 01:18
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
The heat drops by such a miniscule amount that it actually raises.
I wish that that my dog was 60ft tall! -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jun 9 2007, 02:12
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
QUOTE(da rat @ Jun 9 2007, 02:02)  Fate takes Mark's comment literally, and believes him to be talking about Oxygen itself. A new form of Oxygen is created, and takes over the old Oxygen through force of arms. The human race dies out because their lungs are not compatible with Oxygen "2". I believe ozone fits in pretty well. It's oxygen, and basically hazardous for humans. [i]Your dog will be 60ft tall, but when running at you, (s)he will fall over, crushing you to death.[/url] I wish HH would be gone. -------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Jun 9 2007, 09:19
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
I dissapear but D@V£ misses me and make me re appear
I wish I had a Vauxhall Monaro VXR -------------------- -------------------- Heed my words or risk being beaten with a stick then fed to my associate D@V£ The Rules - Most places have rules, these are ours Read them! Moderation Feedback Thread - Let everyone know how much you don't like D@V£ -------------------- |
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Jun 9 2007, 09:33
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 The Il2 Fan Group: Members Posts: 733 Joined: 7-November 06 From: England Member No.: 25 |
you get a vauxall monaro, but then the world oil reserves run out.
I wish I had a better PC --------------------   |
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Jun 9 2007, 10:08
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 New Member Group: Members Posts: 4 Joined: 20-November 06 From: Home Member No.: 234 |
You get a better PC and its so good that no program or software will support it for a 100 years!!
I wish i would stop smokin |
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Jun 9 2007, 10:52
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The Il2 Fan Group: Members Posts: 733 Joined: 7-November 06 From: England Member No.: 25 |
You stop smoking, but cigeretts then become healthy.
I wish i didnt need a job -------------------- |
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Jun 9 2007, 11:36
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
You become massively physically handicapped, making you unable to work, and are forced to spend to rest of your life in a wheelchair living off low level disability grants!
I wish that I was 60ft tall! -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jun 9 2007, 15:04
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire  Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
You become 60ft tall and in your joy run into high voltage powerlines which trip you, then kill you.
I wish something ironic would happen to me. -------------------- |
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