 The Throwing Things Thread!, That RP thread no one posted in. Until now. Mate. |
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 Apr 29 2007, 21:15
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.  Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155  |
*Is saved by suddenly jumping at the precise moment and landing on his cruiseship 10 miles away*
Tally-ho! (Didn't you say you where leaving?  )
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Apr 29 2007, 21:16
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#122
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
*jams to bob marley*
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Apr 29 2007, 21:22
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge  Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
Nah, waiting for mission to end. Plus I'd say 10 mile jumps are against the rules (yees, we do have SOME rules I'd expect!), eh?
*Hears music and turns around seeing HH jamming. WHile feeling tempted to jam with him, takes his bow, sending a titanium-tipped arrow right through his elbow. "Damn, missed".* -------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Apr 29 2007, 21:26
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
*feck, balls, poo owwie with good arm shoots bs in the crotch with the x26 and administers first aid to arm*
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Apr 29 2007, 22:02
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#125
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
You forgot I'm still wearing the armor plate. Which is non-conductive.
*Looks plainly at HH, and cuts the wires. Takes another arrow, with a big cutting head, and sends it flying, now aimed at HH's other arm. "What're you gonna do, bleed on me?"* -------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Apr 29 2007, 23:07
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
*Cunning smirks, in the knowledge that now Blackscorpy has been infected by Mark, who was infected by me earlier when he spattered my blood in his spam*
*Drinks a Martini and plays some mini-golf* -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Apr 29 2007, 23:10
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
*Cuts Dave's golfball in half with his arrows. Then sends a flaming arrow towards Dave himself.*
-------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Apr 29 2007, 23:33
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
*respawns*
*Using NVG to find him HH Aims at scorpy with a flaregun and shoots scorpy in the face with it. he then runs from the evenings fighting and hides in the remains of the woods* -------------------- -------------------- Heed my words or risk being beaten with a stick then fed to my associate D@V£ The Rules - Most places have rules, these are ours Read them! Moderation Feedback Thread - Let everyone know how much you don't like D@V£ -------------------- |
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Apr 29 2007, 23:42
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#129
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
How can you respawn if you're not dead?
*Puts the bow away, switches to Vikhr. TAK-TAK-TAK-TAK. Goes back to his tree and starts sleeping again.* -------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Apr 29 2007, 23:44
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 ~Established April, 2004~ Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 800 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Sussex, England Member No.: 34 |
*constructs 2 cabins and a catflap inside fort*
*sleeps* |
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Apr 30 2007, 00:03
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 Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted  Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
*respawns up near the smouldering remains of the log cabin...Carver looked down onto the dark mountain side below. Wood smoke filled the vally as flames licked up from the remaining side of the white room. A white glow off to the right could be seen as the flare stuck in BSs face fizzled out. Enjoying a fresh trench coat and new deagles Carver walked over to the old remains of a previous spawn of BS. He reached down and pulled from the body the Katana that he had fought against the day before. Carver slipping it in the holder on his back was glad that it wasnt raining tonight. He turned and walked back into the respawned log cabin, stepping into the dark...suddenly a light came on. A blonde girl, topless with pigtales was stood at the lightswitch. "I could get used to this" said carver as he walked towards the tub...*
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Apr 30 2007, 00:05
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Beast of War Group: Site Team Posts: 547 Joined: 4-November 06 From: Marseille Member No.: 12 |
*respawn on a tree near fortress, and call an Satellital Bombing on "Darat's Fortress"
A big laser blast the base, then hide in a secret cave that no one will discover !* -------------------- This is my totaly useless signature Lazyness = mc² |
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Apr 30 2007, 00:14
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Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
*Green light floods in through the cabin windows for a second. Carvers like wtf was that? 0_o He goes to get out the tub but the redhead grabs his hand. "Its just a Satellital Bombing" she says. Carver thinks for a second then sits back down again. After all these girls should know...they are billionare supermodel scientists! *
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Apr 30 2007, 00:20
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Beast of War Group: Site Team Posts: 547 Joined: 4-November 06 From: Marseille Member No.: 12 |
*Get out of his hole 'cuz he see Bear spoiling around and get to a new one that no one will ever repel me*
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Apr 30 2007, 00:20
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 Forum Addict  Group: Administrators Posts: 875 Joined: 6-November 06 From: Provence, France Member No.: 20 |
*"Hey, son it's my secret cave, and my time for a little nap" ... expels Rewan from the Holy Hole, throwing after him canned trout tins.*
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Apr 30 2007, 00:24
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Beast of War Group: Site Team Posts: 547 Joined: 4-November 06 From: Marseille Member No.: 12 |
*Call for a Satellital Bombing on Bear hideout and then teleport himself with a cheat on a little island far far away in "Forget Me World"*
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Apr 30 2007, 00:48
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Forum Addict Group: Administrators Posts: 875 Joined: 6-November 06 From: Provence, France Member No.: 20 |
*look around at the whole mess around, a big crater, lots of bits and pieces, used weapons and ammo boxs, pools of blood, soaked bandages, a burning truck , smoking remains of two cabins and a fort made of disused computers.
A guy with a scorched face and burned hair runs carrying a nice shapped blonde on his shoulders ... nice bouncing view, four or five torn, blooding guys are running after him throwing curses and howls.* -------------------- |
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Apr 30 2007, 07:26
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
*Is awakened by noises from the cabin. Takes his SMAW and loads it with a thermobaric round, while loading a WP round to his grenade rifle. Fires the WP round through a window, and shortly after sends the SMAW warhead on its way. BOOOM the cabin suddenly has a huge bit missing, and the rest is on fire.*
I prefer brunettes. -------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Apr 30 2007, 11:29
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
Brunettes and redheads FTW. *Yawn, what'd i miss? Wakes up to find the area in ruins. Finds rewan and shoots him in the crotch with the x26 then picks him up and buries him*
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Apr 30 2007, 11:32
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
*Revenges the flare by shooting a WP nade with his M79 at HH's crotch.*
-------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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