 Embarrassing moments, Tell us about your dirty laundry |
 Mar 24 2009, 17:35
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I've answered 26 phone calls today, in words twenty-six calls which all were not for me but for my mother's business or for my brother. Some pretty annoying people were amongst the callers and more and more it started to piss me off. Just now I was sitting on the bowl and some of these nitwits called again and again. I'm not kidding, the telephone rang about sixty times before I even had hitched up my trousers. Ridiculously angry I jumped to the phone and screamed "Why can't I have a peaceful dump in here fucking hell!".
*hearable shock at the other end of the line* "Uhm..." *silence* "This is constable Schmidt from the Aschaffenburg police departement." And I went like "   !!!"The upshot was they wanted to notify us that someone had touched up my brother's car on a parking lot.  Very well then, folks. Unfurl your dirty laundry! -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google!    R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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pMASTER Embarrassing moments Mar 24 2009, 17:35
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