The funny conversation and jokes thread, AKA: Dr Strangebloke, or, how I learned to stop worrying and love MSN |
The funny conversation and jokes thread, AKA: Dr Strangebloke, or, how I learned to stop worrying and love MSN |
Jan 5 2008, 17:36
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Most of these conversations involve D@V£...God Chat Bot v2.0?
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Jan 5 2008, 17:46
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Most of these conversations involve D@V£...God Chat Bot v2.0? Check my first post! I have foretold the future! -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jan 5 2008, 18:11
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ARCP Winner 2007 Group: Members Posts: 263 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Lake District, England Member No.: 100 |
"é by gum"
-------------------- OFP/Arma addict turned forum lurker.
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Jan 5 2008, 18:26
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Member Group: Members Posts: 123 Joined: 14-November 06 Member No.: 175 |
The Stupid/Funny community conversations or sentences thread, your one stop shop for every conversation D@VE related.
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Jan 10 2008, 22:09
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
We're all a very angry bunch round here.
QUOTE Dave says:
http://forum.armedassault.info/index.php?s...amp;#entry31296 Dave says: ICP anims. Dave says: The last post. Dave says: How have people been making animations for ArmA? Rellikki says: i've got a better question Rellikki says: what animations?!?!? Rellikki says: i haven't seen the release Rellikki says: but yet people have been taking pictures using them Dave says: I DECLARE A STATE OF ANGER! Rellikki says: Dave says: -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jan 10 2008, 22:13
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Group: Addon Maker Posts: 1,148 Joined: 4-November 06 Member No.: 13 |
QUOTE Rellikki says:
you are going to be alright, my friend! Dave says: 'eh? Whut? I was watching TV Rellikki says: you've been shot! Dave says: Some git's left MSN on! What's this? Rellikki says: you're bleeding! Dave says: Shot!? No wonder I'm bleeding Rellikki says: but you're going to be alright! just hold this active hand grenade for 5 seconds meanwhile i will walk away Dave says: Ok Rellikki says: *walks away* 5 seconds later... Rellikki says: ? did it do the trick? Dave says: Yep! Rellikki says: good Dave says: By a bizzare incident of Quantum Mechanics the grenade instead released a large number of healing Nanites from the future Rellikki says: but now it's time to tell you... i poisoned the hand grenade! Dave says: OHSHIT! *dies* Wait a second People only die from poison after the person who poisons them tells them they've been poisoned What if they weren't told?! Would they live!? Rellikki says: i suppose so Dave says: What if you told someone they've been poisoned, when you hadn't poisoned them... would they die?! Rellikki says: yes! i'm pretty sure of that |
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Jan 10 2008, 22:17
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
I tried it on my Brother, but he's immune to poison... so now we'll never know!
QUOTE Dave says: I'm afraid I've got some bad news. Dave says: I poisoned you! Jon says: oh noes Jon says: yeh well i tryed poisoning me as well but it seems like we both failed (Sad isn't it? I'm talking to him on MSN but he's only upstairs ) -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jan 10 2008, 22:44
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Junior Member Group: Members Posts: 17 Joined: 26-June 07 From: Norway Member No.: 932 |
So Rellikki had to try it on me, only he failed
QUOTE Rellikki sier: i poisoned you. NorwayTiger says: right... come again? Rellikki sier: i poisoned you. Rellikki sier: you're supposed to die now NorwayTiger says: oh? NorwayTiger says: well NorwayTiger says: i got new cellphone Rellikki sier: you don't understand... Rellikki sier: when i tell you that you're poisoned... Rellikki sier: well, you are Rellikki sier: and you know what that means? NorwayTiger says: oh NorwayTiger says: i forgot NorwayTiger says: lets see NorwayTiger says: that i am god? Rellikki sier: well i'm not sure what it exactly means NorwayTiger says: anyway NorwayTiger says: i am still here aint i? Rellikki sier: http://forum.armedassault.info/index.php?s...amp;#entry31302 NorwayTiger says: so NorwayTiger says: you post this talk into there? NorwayTiger says: yes? Rellikki sier: no Rellikki sier: because i failed.... NorwayTiger says: oh, you mean i won and you lost? NorwayTiger says: so i get to post? Rellikki sier: nobody won anything Rellikki sier: i was supposed to kill you NorwayTiger says: i am sorry to tell you, i cannot be destroyed NorwayTiger says: i am chad vaders new apprentice So i get to post anyway -------------------- "Following the light of the sun, we left the old world." - Christopher Colombus Click me, Nev0r regret it |
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Jan 11 2008, 03:00
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
I tried it on my Brother, but he's immune to poison... so now we'll never know! (Sad isn't it? I'm talking to him on MSN but he's only upstairs ) was talkin with a flat mate over ts and they are *runs out* *runs back in* about 5 meteres down the hall, for when having a lan at the kitchen table is getting in the way. QUOTE *doorbell* Andrew: You gonna get that? Euan: why don't you? Andrew: Your nearer? Euan: so, i'm winning Andrew: And I can change that...while your gone... Euan: huh really Andrew: fine,*shout* HANNAH! Hannah: *shout from room across the hall*Yes? Andrew: Mind gettin' the door? never was good at RTS's anyone else play Warzone 2100? -------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Jan 11 2008, 16:46
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Group: Addon Maker Posts: 1,148 Joined: 4-November 06 Member No.: 13 |
That's a funny one, JynX.
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Jan 11 2008, 17:56
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
it went in a sort of circle, she asked why euan couldn't get it cos she was actually working unlike us
-------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Jan 11 2008, 21:27
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE Dave says: Don't you just hate it when people say Hi to you on MSN and then sign off? Rellikki says: no, because no one ever does anything like that to me Dave says: Then you're a git Rellikki says: you're a person Dave says: Yeah!? Well... Dave says: You're a penguin Rellikki says: uh huh? well... vilas is an ass take that Dave says: You insulted someone I don't know personally but happen to occasionally use products made by and freely distributed! You bastard! Rellikki says: i guess i won then have you found the ICP anims yet? Dave says: Tell me Tomi Why has no one attempted to make an Island of Kolgujev using satallite data of Tenerife instead of the OFP heightmaps? Rellikki says: because tenerife isn't in a good shape BIS made it a bit fatter and voilá, looks much better Dave says: BIS made it fatter so it'd fit in the OFP island size Rellikki says: i think BIS made you fatter Dave says: Yeah? Well I think BIS made you Finnisher Because your more Finnish Rellikki says: i think school did and i think that you're a river troll Dave says: Then I've got a one up on you because your afraid of Rivers Rellikki says: i think you are Dave says: Pish posh! *hides under bridge* Rellikki says: *crosses the bridge* Dave says: *Eats Tomi* Rellikki says: i poisoned the underneath of the bridge and myself Dave says: You poisoned yourself!? That's not a very smart thing to do now, is it? Rellikki says: yes so you would die when you eat me Dave says: What if I didn't eat you? Rellikki says: you just said you did Rellikki says: well anyway Rellikki says: i poisoned the underneath of the bridge and you just went there Dave says: *regurgitates* Rellikki says: i poison YOU. Dave says: Yeah!? Rellikki says: yes. Dave says: Well I poison Da Rat Rellikki says: k. he is useless anyway i got everything i need from him Dave says: Yes But you've eaten him Rellikki says: no i haven't you did! Dave says: Yes you have. Rellikki says: then you ate me Dave says: But who eats me? Rellikki says: jdb Dave says: Oh really? Who eats him? Rellikki says: cervo Dave says: Who eats Cervo!? Rellikki says: ondrej spanel Dave says: Who eats Ondrej!? Rellikki says: marek Dave says: Wrong No one eats Ondrej, his hair would not allow it Rellikki says: marek only eats the body and spits the hair out Dave says: But what would happen to the Hair?! Rellikki says: bratty would make a wing of it and give it to elliot carver who then burns it Dave says: You can't destroy the Hair! Not even a Quantum Bomb could destroy the Hair! Rellikki says: but i can destroy a quantum bomb! Dave says: No you can't Rellikki says: yes i can watch this *activates the timer* Dave says: OHSHIT! *runs* SUPPLEMENTAL: QUOTE Rellikki says:
D@V£ Posting in topic: Stupid/Funny community conversations or sentences Dave says: He's found me out! -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jan 12 2008, 16:12
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Gentleman Usher of the Banstick Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 1,781 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Old-Europe Member No.: 11 |
Should rename this thread? Maybe d@ve vs rellikki comunication thread? Keep em coming
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Jan 12 2008, 16:50
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~Established April, 2004~ Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 800 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Sussex, England Member No.: 34 |
You poisoned me! You bastard! I knew trusting you was a bad idea
QUOTE Deadeye:
Poisoned? Nath: yeah Nath: its really bad Deadeye: no problem Deadeye: here's the antidote *hands over the antidote* Nath: *drinks* Nath: tastes like chicken Nath: i want a whiskey flavoured antidote! Nath: (16:24): *shakes fist* Deadeye: ah ok so "normal" stuff isn't good enough for mr. rat Nath: i shouldn't need to tell you that! Nath: you should already know Deadeye: ok then....here's another antidote *hands it over* Drink it ! Nath: *drinks* Nath: this isnt whiskey at all Nath: but i am feeling better.. Nath: more alcodote Nath: now! Deadeye: haha that wasn't antidote Nath: Nath: what was it!? Deadeye: it's bull piss mixed with dave's poison Nath: i drink bull piss every day... and i'm immune to dave's poison since i've already beed exposed to it Nath: so hah! Nath: and now, to poison dave and tomi together Nath: *hatches evil plot* Deadeye: well seems you won.... *drinks poison* ...DIES Nath: prff, that's a stupid way to kill yourself! Nath: hari kari is the way to go Nath: here, like this *commits hari kari* Nath: oh no! Deadeye: Can't type I'm Dead ! Nath: so am I |
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Jan 12 2008, 19:58
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Group: Addon Maker Posts: 1,148 Joined: 4-November 06 Member No.: 13 |
QUOTE Rellikki says:
ah, mr. dave i haven't been expecting you Dave says: It's a good stratagy to consider. I might not be coming! Rellikki says: yes, yes... you might not be coming *blows up dave's car* Dave says: ... As I said to Deadeye on the matter of such The jokes on you I don't own a car Rellikki says: yes you do! i sent you one yesterday it was yours Dave says: My Car! He was my only friend Rellikki says: now... you will need to give me 10,000 pounds or i will destroy your helicopter which i am about to send to you Dave says: Ok then But I'll have to get £10,000 first (psst! Tomi!) (Can I borrow £10,000? This guy, he's going to blow up my helicopter if I don't get him the money!) Rellikki says: ok but you owe me a beer for that! *gives* Dave says: Tah! ... Oh dear This £10,000 It appears to be very sick! I must take it on a holiday to a special health spa in Greece Rellikki says: no. *eats the money and the helicopter* Dave says: But... There was a bomb on the helicopter, remeber? Rellikki says: oh... my... GOD! im allergic to bombs! it gives me pimples |
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Jan 13 2008, 04:01
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
you two are like a bad Kris wilson comic
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Jan 13 2008, 17:59
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Group: Addon Maker Posts: 1,148 Joined: 4-November 06 Member No.: 13 |
Hmm... is that supposed to mean good or bad?
Stay tuned for more crazy conversations between me and Dave! We're having them like... all the time. I actually don't even know why... |
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Jan 13 2008, 20:32
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
example:
-------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Jan 13 2008, 23:32
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
x-ray reveals all!
QUOTE Dave says: I was thinking, I'd make this comedy series about Torrez and Richardz and their combined misadventures! I mean, those two pratically write themselves! x-ray says: i feel pretty oh so pretty Dave says: But surely not witty and wise?! x-ray says: *sings* and i pity every girl who isn't me toniiiiiight Dave says: I'm glad that there are girls who aren't you actually x-ray says: i feel stunning oh so stunning Dave says: Yep, you're incredible lack of being the sort of person who should be singing this song has inflicted D6+2 stun damage on me. x-ray says: äh and entrancing Dave says: surely ENtrabanting? x-ray says: feel like running and dancing for jooooooooy for i'm loved by a pretty wonderful boooooooy Dave says: That's scary. x-ray says: its gay, i'd say. Dave says: You should let him know your not into that sort of stuff. x-ray says: but what if i am? Dave says: ... x-ray says: i love you dave! Dave says: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! Note to self: Don't return x-ray's calls. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jan 13 2008, 23:34
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~Established April, 2004~ Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 800 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Sussex, England Member No.: 34 |
Lmao, you guys are hilarious
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