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post Nov 14 2009, 22:36
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.
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Dutch Lager!

Your recommended daily maximum of alcohol in one can! tongue.gif (7.9%)

(And the amount it costs I'd expect nothing less... though that could just be the Spar being f*cking expensive... everything else seemed to cost twice as much as I'd normally pay...)


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post Nov 19 2009, 15:34
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.
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Packs of about 40 cookies for 50p! (~$0.83US/$0.55EU, and no, I'm not using that Eurodollar sign. The Aussies and Canucks don't use there own fancy lil' dollar symbol, and they're way cooler than you European types...)


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We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
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A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one.
 
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post Nov 19 2009, 17:24
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What magical land did you procure such wonders from?! ohmy.gif


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post Nov 19 2009, 19:30
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.
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If I tell you, you'll plunder it leaving no cookies for me tongue.gif

Oh! Plundering, that's another one for the thread.


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We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
QUOTE(Brace Belden)
A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one.
 
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post Nov 19 2009, 20:12
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Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?

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In other words: the music of former aeons.


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post Nov 20 2009, 02:43
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f*ck yeah mate

That song is... there are no words for it.
 
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post Nov 20 2009, 11:06
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Along with Waltzing Matilda, I Still Call Australia Home and Tenterfield Saddler, unofficial anthems biggrin.gif

Way better than 'Advance Australia Fair' anyway.

A comedian here actually redid the anthem to the tune of 'Working Class Man' for a joke...it's rather amusing.

Advance Australia Fair - Rock Version

Not the Peter Allen version which is the best and original... but save an MP3 or cd it's hard to get that as he is long dead.
Tenetfield Saddler

And this one is a HUGE hit in Australia with it's own drinking ritual... good old pub-rock from Cold Chisel.
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post Dec 17 2009, 22:56
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A lovely thing: Danish Esrom cheese.

Yummy yummy yummy!


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post Dec 30 2009, 14:33
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ArmA 2 is installing (after all!)... still need to see if it actually works, and to break into my Steam account... but... yay!


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post Jan 1 2010, 01:39
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Look forward to dragging you across chernarus

Hogmany.


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post Jan 1 2010, 22:09
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QUOTE(JynX @ Jan 1 2010, 01:39) *
Hogmany

QUOTE(JynX @ Jan 1 2010, 01:39) *
Hogmany
Note: these are two different posts in two different topics.

What gives...?


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post Jan 1 2010, 23:00
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It's both a good and bad time of the year smile.gif


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post Jan 11 2010, 17:55
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What mark said, I dislike hogmany as people in Scotland make far to big a deal out of it when it is essentially just us going round the sun once more, tbh birthdays are a tad more important than our need to reassure ourselve we are still indeed in the suns orbit.

the good side: Free booze from the folks and the few people I've not managed to piss of the previous year.


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post Jan 11 2010, 19:57
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parents' Benz + Autobahn + less Traffic = w00t.gif


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post Jan 11 2010, 20:12
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There are no words to describe how jealous I am of you...really.


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post Jan 16 2010, 19:16
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QUOTE(JynX @ Jan 11 2010, 20:12) *
There are no words to describe how jealous I am of you...really.
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post Jan 17 2010, 20:58
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Lovely: AIMP. It's so much better than Winamp.


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post Jan 18 2010, 00:23
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Chinese food...'nuff said


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post Jan 18 2010, 18:51
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Sniping in ACE. Found a 2 km totally flat area on Isla Duala... it's perfect!


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post Jan 24 2010, 18:26
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Arab food [shawarma being the best] and... I could get pMASTER hate with this one... Arab people.
 
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