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![]() Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 82 Joined: 4-November 06 From: Franken Member No.: 15 ![]() |
but...but... i love him!
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![]() ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 ![]() |
Ever thought about doing comedy Dave?
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#43
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![]() Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 ![]() |
Supplemental:
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marry me! gimme a chance! I'd be a wonderful wife! -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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#44
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![]() Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 82 Joined: 4-November 06 From: Franken Member No.: 15 ![]() |
I said "YOU'D be a wonderful wife" =P
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![]() ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 ![]() |
Who wants who's babies here
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#46
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![]() Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 ![]() |
I said "YOU'D be a wonderful wife" =P I had to edit it to accommodate for you're terrible grasp on the English language. ![]() -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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#47
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![]() Group: Addon Maker Posts: 1,148 Joined: 4-November 06 Member No.: 13 ![]() |
QUOTE Dave says: Guess how much I had to drink last night Rellikki says: not enough? Dave says: ...Too much... Rellikki says: lies you need more. go back to the pub and drink! Dave says: I would... But I was sick on the handle on my door and now it's fused shut... Rellikki says: man can go even through the gray stone! Dave says: Whut? Rellikki says: watch this! *runs through the stone wall* now repeat after me! Dave says: Ok then *Runs throught Stone Wall* Oh yeah! Rellikki says: so now go back to the pub and drink more! Dave says: I can't... Rellikki says: why not? Dave says: Because, my feet were removed... Rellikki says: walk with your hands Dave says: I don't have hands either. I'm typing with my nose... Rellikki says: fine then i'll go and drink alone ![]() |
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#48
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![]() ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 ![]() |
aaaw Dave cannae hold is drink
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#49
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 261 Joined: 16-October 06 From: Leiden, The Netherlands Member No.: 7 ![]() |
Rellikki should listen less Korpiklaani, its unhealthy!
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![]() Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 ![]() |
aaaw Dave cannae hold is drink ![]() Whut!? You're Scottish, you have a genetic advantage over me ![]() -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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![]() ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 ![]() |
Bah excuses
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![]() Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 ![]() |
Bah excuses ![]() I'd like to point out I'm also: 1/16th Irish ( ![]() ![]() ![]() 1/16th Irish!? ![]() The Irish are like the Super-Scottish! ![]() -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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![]() ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 ![]() |
Picts and Celts
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![]() Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 ![]() |
Picts and Celts ![]() "So, the Romans built a wall in Scotland to keep out the Irish?" ![]() -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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![]() ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 ![]() |
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#56
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![]() ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Gentleman Usher of the Banstick ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 1,781 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Old-Europe Member No.: 11 ![]() |
Stupid/Funny community conversations or sentences or quotes anyone?
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![]() Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 ![]() |
QUOTE [JdB] +¤|John »†«|¤+ [???] says: I noticed I have a report from pMASTER Dave says: I suggest you ignore it. It'll show how great a moderator you are, that way Wittmann will never get rid of you and let me take your position! ![]() Dave says: Investigative purposes!? ![]() [JdB] +¤|John »†«|¤+ [???] says: the word exists according to my spell checker ![]() Dave says: From now on your name is SdB ![]() S for Sherlock! Because you're a great detective [JdB] +¤|John »†«|¤+ [???] says: thought it sounded smart Dave says: And Wittmann's new name is Wittson ![]() Dr. Wittson ![]() [JdB] +¤|John »†«|¤+ [???] says: I find Twatson a better name ^^ Dave says: I was thinking of posting this in the funny conversations thread... Now I'm going to have to do it. ![]() Supplimentory: QUOTE Mark says:
If this had of happened last week i'd of been banned from the forum for an anwer Dave says: JdB's new name is SdB and Wittmann's new name is Dr. Wittson As I have commanded, so shall it be! Mark says: Right-o Dave says: And your new name is Markiarty The Napoleon of Spam! -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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![]() ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 ![]() |
Important Biological studies being carried out by ArmA.info members!
QUOTE Blackscorpy says: "In the video game, Lara Croft is a 36DD. Angelina Jolie is naturally a 36C, and was padded to a 36D for the movie" Mark says: 38 E would just be weirld lol. Blackscorpy says: Well DD = E depending on the definition Mark says: I've seen 34G and 32F in the flesh and they're big enough so I'd be scared by Crofts Andrew says: *is tempted to go round the girls in the flat and ask tit size* Mark says: Guesstimate easy enough Andrew says: meh, not as amusing ![]() Mark says: Just don't let em see you guesstimate ![]() There's nothing quite like progress! -------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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![]() Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 ![]() |
Markiarty strikes again!
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Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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![]() ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 ![]() |
Hey it would be weird.. Enough to suffocate you.
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