 The Ironic Wishes Game, Something I saw on another Forum |
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 Jun 9 2007, 15:27
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 ~Established April, 2004~  Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 800 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Sussex, England Member No.: 34  |
Witty walks into a police station, where he is mugged and set on fire by some angry youths. He then runs to the fire-station hoping to be extinguished, but the fire-station catches fire and Witty is burned badly before he finally goes out. He is then rushed to hospital, but contracts a terrible disease and dies.
I wish I could speak every language on earth! |
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Jun 9 2007, 16:28
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.  Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
You speak every langauge simultainiously! No one can understand you!
I wish that Tony would hurry up and get out of the government! -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jun 9 2007, 17:56
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 There will be cake. Group: Members Posts: 270 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Netherlands Member No.: 117 |
Tony gets out, only to come back again under a false name!
I wish Dave's signature wouldn't be so long! 
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Jun 9 2007, 19:05
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~Established April, 2004~ Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 800 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Sussex, England Member No.: 34 |
RSM's widescreen monitor shrinks to a width of 3cm so the signature doesn't appear so long to him.
I wish I had copywrite over the word "and", so every time someone used it I would get royalties of £1. |
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Jun 9 2007, 21:01
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
People use comma's instead.
I wish that the world was taken over by cheese based life!
-------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jun 9 2007, 21:33
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 Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted  Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
The world becomes cheesey but a freak accident causes wallace and gromit to escape their plastercene prison and multiply eating over the world!
I wish i wouldnt fall in love with two women at the same time 
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Jun 9 2007, 23:05
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
You fall in love with all the women in the world, and they all reject you.
I wish I could blow up my ISP. 
-------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Jun 9 2007, 23:18
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Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
You blow up your ISP but you end up with AOL because AOL embeds itself in your Core/Root/Brain/Life/Existance...."you have email"....
I wish it were monday for 1.8 -------------------- |
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Jun 10 2007, 00:26
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There will be cake. Group: Members Posts: 270 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Netherlands Member No.: 117 |
The time suddenly snaps to Monday but the patch is postponed!
I wish we had a decent F-16 in ArmA 
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Jun 10 2007, 00:41
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 Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
You get your F16, but the USAF took it out of service the day before
I wish people would stop being fanboys and whiners and actuall discuss issues instead of killing them -------------------- Creator of dodgy ArmA:CWA addons.   |
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Jun 10 2007, 00:44
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Everyone becomes "Gansta's"
I wish that everyone I dislike would die! -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jun 10 2007, 01:11
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
No one dies, instead of dying all people that hate d@ve club him to death with a rotting fish, leading to a murder trial against the entire planet conducted by Martians
I wish George W. would be abducted by those same Martians -------------------- Creator of dodgy ArmA:CWA addons. |
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Jun 10 2007, 06:05
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire  Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
Bush is abducted only to be replaced by Bush Snr.
I wish I had more beer. -------------------- |
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Jun 10 2007, 13:15
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 literally the BIG BOSS of OFP  Group: Addon Maker Posts: 1,532 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Bari (ITALY) Member No.: 66 |
Beer will be given to you only when you'll play FDF on OFP.info forum
I wish we will finish the BHD MOD soon -------------------- Visit my blog about Poker at Blogspot.com
 -->TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE NORMAL MAPPING IN ARMA!<-- -->MATERIAL EDITOR TUTORIAL!<-- -->DOWNLOAD MY HDT ISLAND!<-- judgement = hypocritical and slightly deluded |
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Jun 10 2007, 14:55
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There will be cake. Group: Members Posts: 270 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Netherlands Member No.: 117 |
The mod is finished and released but no-one downloads it due to poor advertising.
I wish Linker will someday realize that he has mistyped "Black" in his signature. |
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Jun 10 2007, 15:58
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literally the BIG BOSS of OFP Group: Addon Maker Posts: 1,532 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Bari (ITALY) Member No.: 66 |
Off Topic:
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-------------------- Visit my blog about Poker at Blogspot.com
-->TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE NORMAL MAPPING IN ARMA!<-- -->MATERIAL EDITOR TUTORIAL!<-- -->DOWNLOAD MY HDT ISLAND!<-- judgement = hypocritical and slightly deluded |
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Jun 11 2007, 20:23
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 Member Group: Members Posts: 174 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Germany/Switzerland Member No.: 77 |
Linker corrected his sig, but nobody cares of the mod now, because there istn't anymore a funny mistake wich was a good advertising
I wish I wouldn't have killed my network -------------------- Schüchtern.
Sensibel. Gesetzestreu. Höflich. Und taktvoll. Wer's glaubt |
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Jun 11 2007, 21:50
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
The network is dead, but out of the excessive amount of pornography sent across the network leading to it's demise a new network is born
I wish all computers had a gun inside them aimed at the users' head to protect the rest of the world against internet-hooligans (people that are "the Man" in forums but pussies in real life) -------------------- Creator of dodgy ArmA:CWA addons. |
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Jun 11 2007, 22:43
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There will be cake. Group: Members Posts: 270 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Netherlands Member No.: 117 |
But because of hackers and viruses the guns will aim at harmless people like your mother, your father, your sister, your brother... hell, even you
 I wish I had a good wish to write down here but i'm kinda empty on ideas. |
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Jun 11 2007, 23:49
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
You think of the greatest wish ever while looking elsewhere on the forums, but, by the time you get back to this thread you've completely forgotten what it is.
(That happens to me all the time )I wish that Switzerland did actually win WW2!
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