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Deadeye
post Oct 16 2007, 15:08
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QUOTE(Jimboob @ Oct 16 2007, 15:40) *
Here's my one.

A man is pushing a car. He stops at a hotel. At that precise moment he realize's that he is bankrupt. What is actually going on?
Should be easy!

Monopoly !


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post Oct 16 2007, 15:53
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QUOTE(Jimboob @ Oct 16 2007, 14:40) *
Here's my one.

A man is pushing a car. He stops at a hotel. At that precise moment he realize's that he is bankrupt. What is actually going on?
Should be easy!

The man is playing Monopoly! tongue.gif

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post Oct 16 2007, 19:19
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Heh, Deadeye got it


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post Nov 2 2007, 18:40
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oh someone please go on, I can't find/remember a good one ohmy.gif (only in german)


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post Nov 2 2007, 19:57
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QUOTE(Deadeye @ Nov 2 2007, 18:40) *
oh someone please go on, I can't find/remember a good one ohmy.gif (only in german)


[Here] you go.


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post Nov 2 2007, 20:01
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QUOTE(JdB @ Nov 2 2007, 19:57) *
[Here] you go.

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post Nov 2 2007, 20:09
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Dear god! ohmy.gif
That test is made entirely of trick questions! ohmy.gif

We all know from quantum mechanics that 12=>10! (There's always the small chance that 12=10! ohmy.gif )


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We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
QUOTE(Brace Belden)
A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one.
 
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post Nov 5 2007, 16:01
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quick go

1.12>10
2.4<9
3. first block
4. second block
5. Ruler
6. Yardstick
7. 20,30,35,40,45
8. IIII strike , IIII strike, IIII stike, I
9. IIII strike , IIII strike, IIII stike, IIII strike , IIII strike, IIII stike, IIII
10. Blue
11. Blue
12. Pink
13. black circle
14. rectangle
15. Equalatral triangle
16. 50,60,70,80
17. 5.1 cents if we working between Pound Sterling and US Dollar
18. 2.6 cents if we working between Pound Sterling and US Dollar
19. 2 types of deserts, portion depends on cake size. we can work it out thus X (total number of portions) = Y (number of portions per cake) x 2+Z (number of cookies (Z=3)). X=(Yx2)+3
20. 4
21. big square
22. 2 or 4 which ever way you look at it
23. 3 children
24. 5 eggs
25. 4 Flowers
26. 2 or 5 depending on way you look at it
27. 2 or 6 depening on way you look at it and whether there stray or not (could be 0)
28. 3
29. 3
30. None ducks are waterproof
31. 7 fish
32. 1
33. big cat
34. a dog
35. Kim
36. Neither, as the ants are on the chair and not necisarily belonging to those in question.
37. Dependant on amputations or adnormalities. Would presume 8.
38. 6
39. Dependant on amputations or adnormalities. Would presume 6.
40. Dependant on amputations or adnormalities. Would presume 4.
41. Dependant on amputations or adnormalities. Would presume 2.
42. Dependant on amputations or adnormalities. Would presume 3.
43. Dependant on amputations or adnormalities. Would presume 2.
44. Dependant on amputations or adnormalities. Would presume 3.
45. Dependant on amputations or adnormalities. Would presume 2.

I think i can scrape kinder level.


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post Nov 5 2007, 17:55
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Hmm... the guantlet has been tossed! ohmy.gif (Not in that way!)

I've just noticed the fiendish way this is set out! Fiendishly clever!

K01: R=>2, where R is the number of Rabbits and assuming all ears belong to Rabbits and no Rabbit can have more than 2 ears.
K02: T=>3, where T is the number of Tigers and assuming at all eyes belong to Tigers and no tiger can have more than 2 eyes. (of course the chances of there being 3 tigers in any place these days!)
K03: C=>2, where C is the number of Cats, assuming all legs belong to cats and no cat can more than 4 legs.
K04: D=>3, where D is the number of Ducks, assuming all wings belong to ducks and no duck can have more than 2 wings.
K05: P=>2, where P is the number of Pups, assuming all paws belong to pups and no pup may have more than 4 paws.
K06: 0=>E=>4. Where E is the number of eyes, assuming no cat can have more than 2 eyes and no other eyes are present outside the eyes of the aforementioned cats.
K07: 0=>E=>6. Where E is the number of ears, assuming no Dog has more than 3 ears etc.
K08: 6, assuming there are no eggs outside those sat on.
K09: Trick question. Pigs don't have feet, they have hooves.
K10: Trick question. Neither of them own the ants.
K11: Someone with 5 fish.
K12: To prove any periodic function we must show up to the nth term, there is no solution to this question.
K13: As 12
K14: In most situations a bird wil fly away with the rest of his flock, as they possess a subconsciecus hive mentallity. In this case we can only assume the final bird did not escape as it was somehow incapacitated of flying, and therefore, by a utiliatarian point of view, not a bird. Hence, the answer is 0.
K15: "Came" has duel meanings. If we assume F to be the number of Fish then F=5,7
K16: The question is vague, the ducks could be in a boat.
K17: None of them. A completly red dog is a physical impossiblity.
K18: 3. I can't think of any smart remarks for this one.
K19: No Owners are present, therefore none of the animals are pets.
K20: 5, assuming that there are no animals outside the base group other than the mentioned Whales and Fish.
K21: 4, assuming the base group contains no unmentioned flowers.
K22: 5. assuming the base group contains no unmentioned eggs.
K23: The age is unspecified. There could be at least 4. By this logic the question is unsuitable for children and the rest of the world too.
K24: 1, assuming Banana's are fish and there are no other fruit in the base group.
K25: Refer to K12.
K26: Depends what time last year. (And also if Cave Johnson was right when he predicted time to be flowing backwards! We need to prepare for the closely approaching distant past! ohmy.gif )
K27: None, a utilitarist would argue as no one is eating the cookies or cakes there would be no desserts present. Also, the question fails to specify size and approximate level of dessertitude for each foodstuff.
K28: 10.4009 US Cents (At Current exchange rates)
K29: 20.8018 US Cents (At Current exchange rates)
K30: when n=6, 50, when n=7, 60 and when n=8, 70. Assuming r=10, which may not be the case if we are consider F(x) to be the cieling or floor value.
K31: Bob.
K32: Simon.
K33: Refer to K12.
K34: Refer to K12.
K35: Refer to K12.
K36: Refer to K12.
K37: |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| ||||
K38: |||| |||| |||| |
K39: Assuming the function does not contain Floor or Cieling values, 20, 30, 35, 40, 45
K40: Personally, I'd use a measuring tape. But to each his own.
K41: Personally, I'd use radar. But tp each his own.
K42: Impossible to tell. The lighter object could be composed of a dense material while the smaller object could be composed of an extremely light material.
K43: As K42.
K44: 4<=9
K45: 12=>10


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QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer)
We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
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A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one.
 
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post Nov 5 2007, 21:35
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hehe busted. For a maths exam you need quite a level of biological understanding.

There were also no ethnicly friendly questions which are all the age nowdays. For example Akmed Has 12 cakes....


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