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 Hipster addonmaker  Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10  |
I'll give you my soul if you put the following into the filter:
Whenever someone types "Cervo" it replaces it with "Extremely muscular caveman" and replace "Brataccas" with "Kilt wearing Spam-Whore"  
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Nov 20 2006, 05:47
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire  Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
Im honestly tempted to replace JdB with 'Cervo's Gal' and Cervo with 'French evil lord and supreme ruler of site, all hail"
As for the Brat one, oh god stop tempting me 
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Nov 20 2006, 06:46
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 The King Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 169 Joined: 16-October 06 Member No.: 5 |
Yes please, that would be f***ing fun!
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Nov 20 2006, 07:32
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
And Ill replace D@VE with 'Wittys one crazy-man Welsh stalker fan club"
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Nov 21 2006, 19:37
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(Wittmann @ Nov 20 2006, 05:47)  Im honestly tempted to replace JdB with 'Cervo's Gal' and Cervo with 'French evil lord and supreme ruler of site, all hail" As for the Brat one, oh god stop tempting me Then you'd end up with "French evil lord and supreme ruler of site, all hail's Gal" *searches for "You dumbass" smiley*
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Nov 22 2006, 03:14
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
Rewan can be replaced with so many things too....
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Nov 22 2006, 12:28
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Beast of War  Group: Site Team Posts: 547 Joined: 4-November 06 From: Marseille Member No.: 12 |
Actual one is perfect (Thx to K_H)
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Dec 11 2006, 13:11
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 Member Group: Members Posts: 40 Joined: 10-December 06 From: Rotterdam Member No.: 424 |
Ok what's the difference between a 'Bitch slap' and a 'Pimp slap' ?
Anyone? Anyone? No? There is none, you get pwned on both and look like a complete tit after ya get either one  Bad joke...  Yah i know lol i just needed something to test my profile with and searched the forums for a SPAM thread eheh     
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Dec 11 2006, 15:01
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 Member Group: Members Posts: 146 Joined: 2-December 06 From: England Member No.: 352 |
Lolz
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Jan 18 2007, 17:47
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 Member Group: Members Posts: 36 Joined: 17-November 06 From: Kampen / Holland Member No.: 215 |
Ok... This one took me a month to find out the right answer.
Ur walking in a maze. U find 2 doors of wich u heard of (I know my English is crappy  ). U know for sure that one door leads to money and everything u ever wanted. BUT! one door leads to DEATH!!!There r 2 guards in front of each door. U know that one of them allways lies, and that one of them allways speaks the truth. ________________________________________________________________________________ U may ask only ONE of them ONE question to help u proceed trough one of the two doors.... WHAT question would u ask? have fun trying to find that out.... if some of u would really like to know the answer, but haven't found it out themselves.... u can allways mail me @ dave_it_1990@hotmail.com regards... David --------------------  Never arue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with his experience. Quad Core from Intel, WTF? |
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Jan 18 2007, 19:45
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Beast of War Group: Site Team Posts: 547 Joined: 4-November 06 From: Marseille Member No.: 12 |
I know the answer but I will keep the secret
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Jan 18 2007, 22:51
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Member Group: Members Posts: 36 Joined: 17-November 06 From: Kampen / Holland Member No.: 215 |
WOW...
 Really? It took me a month... (but I aint really such a smart guy  )BTW. THX for not spoiling it by telling everyone But if you think you know it, would you mind telling me it by mail? Anyways, congrats.... You passed (very quikly)
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Jan 18 2007, 23:32
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Are you the guy that is guarding the door that leads to death?
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Jan 19 2007, 09:41
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Member Group: Members Posts: 36 Joined: 17-November 06 From: Kampen / Holland Member No.: 215 |
No
 ... You could ask that if you knew who was who, but you don't.... What if you ask The guard that always lies... Sorry...I'll give a hint: The answer to the question you ask is the same for both guards, so if you ask nr1. he will say the same as nr2.
-------------------- Never arue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with his experience. Quad Core from Intel, WTF? |
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Jan 19 2007, 11:35
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(Russki @ Jan 19 2007, 09:41) What if you ask The guard that always lies... Ah, didn't even read that far before replying
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Jan 19 2007, 13:27
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 KH Was Here 06 Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Gold Coast, Australia Member No.: 40 |
Arent you not the guy not guarding the door that doesnt lead to death?
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Jan 19 2007, 13:48
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Member Group: Members Posts: 36 Joined: 17-November 06 From: Kampen / Holland Member No.: 215 |
Lol JdB
 And I had to think about your answer LooseKannon... It was a very pretty tricky answer, but no... Sorry
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Jan 19 2007, 14:00
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The King Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 169 Joined: 16-October 06 Member No.: 5 |
Ask him for the color of your shirt. If it's blue and he says red, you know who's the liar
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Jan 19 2007, 20:00
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.  Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Yes, but knowing which one is the liar doesn't help you know which door has death behind it
Damn... I know I've heard this before, but I can't remeber the answer 
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Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jan 19 2007, 20:22
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Member Group: Members Posts: 36 Joined: 17-November 06 From: Kampen / Holland Member No.: 215 |
Yes... It IS a tricky one, isn't it?
-------------------- Never arue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with his experience. Quad Core from Intel, WTF? |
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