Too bad Andi can't make it to the royal wedding, I heard there are going to be loads of anarchists, treehuggers, hippies, islamists and other socialism-loving scum. Who's going to join us in forming a unit to crack down on these idiots (and break many skulls in the process)? We shall call it the "Queen's Germanic Legion". For our march song I have selected the following:

It's the tune from the Great Escape, but with the word "England" replaced by "Pork chops" (that will piss off both the islamists and the other groups I mentioned since most of those pale skinned bastards are vegetarian.)

Or better yet, put a massive bomb in a van parked right next to the demonstrators, label it "British Army", blow it up while they're trashing the van and blame the IRA

Such a pity they outlawed mustard gas

Anyways, we'll need to send Andi some souvenirs, like scalps from ginger treehuggers and burned beards from those islamofascists. It will make him smile if he reads that protesters got their own picket signs inserted up the back side and had to be surgically removed, I'm sure that will cheer him up

I'm in a pretty bad shape actually. They removed a third of my colon and the rest isn't working properly... well, it could be worse. I'm going to hit a chemo therapy in two weeks, though.

Ack Keep us posted. Once you are up and functioning I think the correct course of action is to play the 'I almost died and I need some fun and time to heal the deep wounds to my soul, having had to face my own mortality at such a young age' card on your family and friends - and come to Australia on the resulting ticket so I can destroy your liver and foist you into the arms of the young women of Sydney/Melbourne/Adelaide/Brisbane/hell... even bloody Wagga Wagga

Good Luck Pmaster! Youll be okay! *hugs*

Thanks! Yeah, I'll be fine. It's just a very wearisome thing, ya know.

In the other news, Bin Laden's dead!

Rest In Pieces scumbag!

I of course mean OBL

Doublepost, but what the hell.

BBQ with all-pork products, alcohol and loose girls are on me! *







*And when I say "me", I mean the annual AA.info hosting budget.

This post has been edited by JdB: May 2 2011, 19:59

I hope Bi is going to compensate Cervo the cost of hosting time it "borrowed" for its publicity stunt?

What the heck is going on there, anyway? I didn't get it...

BIS are drip feeding info on an upcoming project in the form of hacks from a fictional Persian hacker group. It's all very exciting. So far we've found an outline of an Astute class submarine, a profile of an SBS Cpt called Miller and a battleplan of a map of modern Europe. There are also lots of Chinese and Iranian references dotted throughout.

There's nothing yet to suggest whether it's a new patch, a DLC, an expansion or a new game.

This post has been edited by Daniel: May 7 2011, 10:05

If there was a decent Chinese expansion I'd wet myself. J-10 and WZ-10 anybody?

It'd be a nice kick in the teeth to Codies too!

I'm trying to add weight to the China theory, this is what i've got so far: http://armaenigma.com/index.php?title=China

This post has been edited by Daniel: May 7 2011, 12:13

The Macguffin in PMC supposedly came from China

We've pretty much covered the latest hack, all signs pointing to possible physics implementation and more Iranian involvement. Check armaenigma.com

The sphere and wall animation could be symbolic, or it could tie in with the previous clues, an Astute class submarine and the phrase "The world will change!", towards a physics hint.

This post has been edited by Daniel: May 7 2011, 21:34

Typical Bi to back themselves into a corner like this. With all this ridiculous hype they can only announce Arma 3 to avoid disappointing everyone (as usual) ...
Whats the betting their doing this just to say Arma 2: Reinforcements comes with a new mission type? Now im all grown up i can see through Bi's bad management decisions and it hurts lol!

good to have you back pMASTER

Yeah...
My first chemotherapy cycle is gonna hit tomorrow. After having run out of luck so many times, I hope I'll be spared of the adverse effects at least.

If not... can you rock one of these?

It's not about the hair. I couldn't care less about it, actually I've always wondered how I'd look if I was to shave my head. But chemotherapy can always damage benign cells and mine may mess with neurons. Sometimes it's even a reason for a premature end of therapy, they say.
I already have difficulties swallowing due to irritated nerves, I hope it doesn't add up to that.

It's the infusion which I've gotten today, then I'll be getting pills for two weeks. They're less harmful.

I guess.

...can you use a combination of yourself and radiation/chemcicals as a pick up line at least?

You may not feel like it but you need to stay in the game so you can leap back into action when able!

Otherwise it's remedial training with JdB. And that might actually kill you.

Hey baby. I'm filled with Platinum to the brim.