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 May 27 2011, 03:21
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 Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain  Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19  |
"Incoming grain"... Well, I pity the guy.
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May 27 2011, 08:05
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month  Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
QUOTE(JdB @ May 26 2011, 23:45)  Did he beat up Carver?  haha.no  he was too busy in a raid. Although, I think id pay to see ny dad beat someone up (not carver) My dad was in the navy for about 35 years 
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May 27 2011, 11:05
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Wait, what? A raid? Are you talking about Carver or your pa?
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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May 27 2011, 16:33
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 Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(Wittmann @ May 27 2011, 03:59) I'm pretty sure we can innuendo this one. 'I disturbed her integral...' ect ect. Or it could point to an STD QUOTE(Indigo @ May 27 2011, 09:05) haha.no he was too busy in a raid. Although, I think id pay to see ny dad beat someone up (not carver) My dad was in the navy for about 35 years Pity  Double so since your dad was in the Navy
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May 27 2011, 17:46
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Hahaha, who knows what else he might have considered other than beating him up...
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A... 
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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May 27 2011, 17:52
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 ARCP Winner 2007 Group: Members Posts: 263 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Lake District, England Member No.: 100 |
He'd make him listen to the Village People? I don't think anyone's that harsh, I don't care how long he's been in the navy.
-------------------- OFP/Arma addict turned forum lurker.
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May 27 2011, 22:45
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
my dad plays WoW (we do together but carvers computer blew up so I cant play mine anymore)
and my dads not gay, how would I be here if he were? Carvers more gay than my dad p.s. Its also.pretty cool cause at the moment.when im staying with them, when I am asked to do something and I say "cant.im in a dungeon / missions (depending on wether its wow or eve) Mums response is to shout at mw and for.to.get.off.that "stupid" game, and dads response is to log onto his main and come help
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May 27 2011, 23:34
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
A gamer bride as a girlfriend and some WoW nerd as a father-in-law, I do really start to envy Carver.
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May 27 2011, 23:48
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.  Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 27 2011, 23:34) A gamer bride as a girlfriend and some WoW nerd as a father-in-law, I do really start to envy Carver. Dude, you're an politician. Just hire a "professional" to "take care of things". There are two ways you can interpret that statement. Either's good. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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May 27 2011, 23:59
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Basically, you're saying that everybody has their price. That's an awesome thought.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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May 28 2011, 00:18
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire  Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
If pMaster is ever elected to an office I would like to run an experiment.
As a public servant we have a running joke that the show "Yes, Minister" is actually a reality series. The part I want to check with pMaster is the other running joke - that if you get a politician and a public/civil servant in the same room and have them watch Yes, Minister they will both laugh... at different times. So last night I went round to some friends for dinner. One of their number is in Melbourne and comes home today. Naturally we felt we should show him how much we missed him. Small bedroom + 400 balloons = fun times. I cannot wait to see his face. -------------------- |
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May 28 2011, 00:41
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 27 2011, 23:59) Basically, you're saying that everybody has their price. That's an awesome thought. Oh. Three ways, then. My mistake. 
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Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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May 28 2011, 00:45
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
 My Kingdom of Bavaria has a new national anthem, by the way. If it hadn't, someone needed to create a new country only for giving this marvelous piece of epic music the appropriate place. -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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May 28 2011, 00:50
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(Indigo @ May 27 2011, 23:45) and my dads not gay, how would I be here if he were? Carvers more gay than my dad A fluke. "Don't ask, don't tell." You're adopted, you just don't know it yet. Your mother met your father, got him drunk, 3 months later they had a shotgun-wedding. I hope that has started making you worried. There are thousands of possibilities 
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May 28 2011, 15:57
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
QUOTE(JdB @ May 28 2011, 00:50) A fluke. "Don't ask, don't tell." You're adopted, you just don't know it yet. Your mother met your father, got him drunk, 3 months later they had a shotgun-wedding. I hope that has started making you worried. There are thousands of possibilities I think I may be adopted anyways my parents.blood typw is o positive, im a rh negative
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May 28 2011, 16:01
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Deal with it!
 On a sadder note, I just heard that a German general might have been killed in action in Afghanistan today. W-T-F. The west suffers too much losses for that forsaken part of the world. -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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May 28 2011, 23:12
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
Beeb says he was only injured opposed to the Afghan police chief that was killed in the blast.
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May 29 2011, 01:22
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Good that he survived. I'm afraid my government might have considered to pull out if such a high ranking officer had fallen.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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May 29 2011, 07:37
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 27 2011, 23:59) Basically, you're saying that everybody has their price. That's an awesome thought. It's all about greasing palms and breaking legs
-------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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May 29 2011, 22:03
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
pMASTER has hidden some very bad puns among his posts. The first person to find them shall receive a colon carcinoma in formaldehyde.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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