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May 9 2012, 22:50
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Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
6 hours in the life of David Cameron.
Cameron: *sits down to watch Die Hard 4* Cameron: "see the C variant couldn't do that! wait ill call Westy" Cameron: *calls Admiral West* West: "f*ck off before i hurt you" Cameron to parliament: "after great deliberation and advice were buying the F35B" Maybe if we tell Texas Daves black? -------------------- |
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May 10 2012, 11:10
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
6 hours in the life of David Cameron. Cameron: *sits down to watch Die Hard 4* Cameron: "see the C variant couldn't do that! wait ill call Westy" Cameron: *calls Admiral West* West: "f*ck off before i hurt you" Cameron to parliament: "after great deliberation and advice were buying the F35B" Maybe if we tell Texas Daves black? Pretty much, he really has not got any clue what to do has he?! 65,000 tonnes of aircraft carrier with shitty sub-standard jump-jets on it. GG Cameron. GG. -------------------- -------------------- Heed my words or risk being beaten with a stick then fed to my associate D@V£ The Rules - Most places have rules, these are ours Read them! Moderation Feedback Thread - Let everyone know how much you don't like D@V£ -------------------- |
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May 10 2012, 14:25
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
It's not that I don't like it, but does anyone know why CO is currently the 5th top seller on steam? I mean, it's not on sale or anything, and when you look at the other stuff, it's all new releases or special offers... it's weird.
-------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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May 10 2012, 16:50
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ARCP Winner 2007 Group: Members Posts: 263 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Lake District, England Member No.: 100 |
Ha, I thought you of all people might have heard of DayZ. Check the online server list. It's unreal.
Or should I say, undead. Muahahahaha. ha. -------------------- OFP/Arma addict turned forum lurker.
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May 10 2012, 22:59
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
You should all come and play DayZ with Zeus. We have fun times.
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May 11 2012, 15:47
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
A tornado warning has been issued for my county.
And no, I'm not talking about the airplane. -------------------- |
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May 11 2012, 21:19
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Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
QUOTE A tornado warning has been issued for my county. Black and White radar image: Live radar satellite of Europe. The red circle shows your storm - a Supercell, like the huge storms you get in America! The dotted line and arrow show path and direction of the cell. Compare the size of the cell with the uk ... that thing is a beast!! Colourful blue image: This shows 'Cape' and 'Lift index'. Cape is the lid on the pressure pot. The more cape, the harder the storm has to push to lift the lid and form a storm. The harder it pushes the bigger the storm. Lift index is the rate at which a bit of warm air is lifted into the sky. High values of Lift index make tornadoes. The yellow and red zones show where the cape and lift index is and ive circled where the German zone is. The numbers in white show the chance of thunderstorms forming. You need a value of -2 or more to make good thunderstorms. The orange '1' image: This is ESTOFEX. Europe's version of Americas Storm Prediction Centre. The orange 1 zone shows nicely the areas at risk from tornadoes today and the yellow box shows 50% chance of lightning. Basically... The rain cloud hit the cape zone and exploded into a supercell with tornadoes and lightning! ps: you lucky bastard -------------------- |
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May 12 2012, 06:19
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
There was a whirlwind about 10 kilometers from here, luckily no full-blown tornado though.
In a totally unrelated note, do you guys know these days when you'll hit anything but the toilet? -------------------- |
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May 12 2012, 14:23
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
In a totally unrelated note, do you guys know these days when you'll hit anything but the toilet? I've never had a problem with that, but you know, longer barrels do improve accuracy! -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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May 12 2012, 15:07
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
I've never had a problem with that, but you know, longer barrels do improve accuracy! Yeah, but it can become a hindrance if the barrel is too long like it is for me, tight spaces and all. -------------------- |
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May 12 2012, 16:15
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Well, that's true! But the field outside the old porcelain factory is pretty open, plenty of space to set up a good shooting position. That wouldn't be a problem unless you insist on being really close to the fence like an arsehole.
Just to clarify, that is what we're talking about, right? Using old toilets as target practice? Because I just realized someone could horribly misconstrue what I said! -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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May 12 2012, 18:24
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
It's not about sizes... the propellant is the problem.
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May 12 2012, 19:51
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
And don't forget to keep everything properly lubricated!
-------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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May 13 2012, 10:34
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
Pretty much, he really has not got any clue what to do has he?! 65,000 tonnes of aircraft carrier with sh*tty sub-standard jump-jets on it. GG Cameron. GG. Don't worry we can just moth ball them and sell them back to the yanks for half what we paid... -------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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May 13 2012, 19:22
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
Not sure which of you guys are in the UK bit is anyone else going to Tank Fest at Bovington?
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May 13 2012, 20:28
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
How can you prevent your girlfriend from breaking up with you?
- Just steal her wheelchair! Not sure which of you guys are in the UK bit is anyone else going to Tank Fest at Bovington? Pay me the flight and I'm so there! -------------------- |
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May 13 2012, 23:10
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Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
ITV2 im on TV
edit: LOL Paris (carvers wife) is now that silly woman from desperate house wife XD fail agent is fail -------------------- |
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May 15 2012, 12:59
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
....damnit, wish I could get to Bovington. Perhaps next year.
Also, after a slight database error we now resume our regular scheduling. -------------------- |
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May 15 2012, 13:36
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Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
....damnit, wish I could get to Bovington. Perhaps next year. Also, after a slight database error we now resume our regular scheduling. You should I've been signed off work for 4 days minimum. Let the boredom begin. Oops sorry from indigo! -------------------- |
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May 15 2012, 19:56
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
I've been signed off work for 4 days minimum. Let the boredom begin. I know of a thing we could do for days that will have the added benefit of functioning as a full body workout at the same time. From your experience on this forum it really shouldn't come as a surprise as to what I am implying -------------------- |
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