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Sep 19 2014, 18:51
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
As a foreigner I could care less and I don't mean to say that Scotland would necessarily be better off as an independent nation (though my fellow Bavarians are in the same situation as them: we pay other people's bills and receive nothing but mockery). All the same a great chance was blown. Even if the Scots did not vote for independence after all I think it's clear that many demand far-reachig change -- way more than the 45% who raised their voice against the union I daresay -- but there's no change to be had by hoping on "reforms". In an existing democracy "reform" means changing the bandages and leaving the wound to rot. Obviously starting all over without repeating the past's mistakes is a more preferrable option.
In other news... wait, there are other news? I just killed a fat house spider/ tegenaria by spraying it to death with an overload of Pyrethrum. -------------------- |
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Sep 20 2014, 10:06
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ARCP Winner 2007 Group: Members Posts: 263 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Lake District, England Member No.: 100 |
-------------------- OFP/Arma addict turned forum lurker.
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Sep 20 2014, 16:42
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
What do animals stronger than us do if we invade their haunt?
What do we do with animals weaker than us if they invade our own habitat? That's right. Go Darwin! -------------------- |
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Sep 20 2014, 17:08
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
What do we do with animals weaker than us if they invade our own habitat? Develop a symbiotic relationship with them since they pose no threat to us, don't endanger our food supply and provide little to no nutritional value? I feel as though the answer you were looking for was "jump on a chair screaming until your SO deals with it", but the biologist in me knows that isn't the right answer. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Sep 20 2014, 18:16
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
My good Sir, I am unable to mount a proper defense against these filthy accusations of yours because I do not know what a 'SO' is.
I demand satisfaction! -------------------- |
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Sep 20 2014, 20:46
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Significant Other. You know, your ladyfriend. (Or Laddyfriend, if that's what floats your boat.)
Though, don't feel too ashamed about your lack of knowledge in this regard, no one here is expected to know much about this sort of thing. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Sep 20 2014, 22:23
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Touché!
Your pun would work even better if English was my first language and I were more familiar with its slang, though. Either way my heart holds no mercy for animals with more than four legs. -------------------- |
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Sep 20 2014, 22:50
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Either way my heart holds no mercy for animals with more than four legs. I feel the same about animals with more than two legs, those living in rain forests and ones with a penis. This post has been edited by JdB: Sep 20 2014, 22:51 -------------------- |
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Sep 21 2014, 03:24
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
What am I to make of this.
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Sep 21 2014, 19:08
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
What am I to make of this. That I prefer females of the human kind, not of the other great apes or anything male. Now normally I wouldn't have needed to add those disclaimers, but since every word not fully thought through is used in here by "some" to mock and ridicule others I felt it necessary to preempt potential puns. -------------------- |
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Sep 21 2014, 20:34
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Double post, but worth it and might I add rather ontopic as well.
New JLaw batch is in. I'll try to describe my impressions now. If little Jenny hadn't succeeded in Hollywood she could have had just as much success a little further up the road in the San Fernando Valley. If you don't know what that means, look it up on Wikipedia (hint: "Economy" paragraph) -------------------- |
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Sep 21 2014, 21:03
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Why, do they have a freakshow down there?
slightly NSFW, no nude content http://imageteam.org/upload/big/2014/09/21/541ed46ec2ce8.JPG What the… why would she take pictures of her dirty— http://imageteam.org/upload/big/2014/09/21/541ed4e2681b9.jpg I don't even… Good luck doing now what you undoubtedly meant to do before. -------------------- |
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Sep 22 2014, 11:39
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Now normally I wouldn't have needed to add those disclaimers, but since every word not fully thought through is used in here by "some" to mock and ridicule others I felt it necessary to preempt potential puns. But Dad! I learned it from you! He didn't rule out children! Wot a paedo! Hurr hurr hurr! -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Sep 22 2014, 18:58
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
Why the dirty legging pics? o.o
I have some how managed to catch a virus thats going around, and am somehow allergic to that virus. How is that even possible?!? -------------------- Win. Seriously. |
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Sep 22 2014, 19:24
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Don't you bother your head about that. I've come to learn that in the health department everything is possible.
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Sep 23 2014, 09:30
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
Stupid healthcare stuffs and it's stupid reactions.
*grump* -------------------- Win. Seriously. |
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Sep 23 2014, 15:52
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
I've concluded it's nature's way of telling us there's too many humans on this planet.
Personally I'd draw on someplace else in order to alleviate overpopulation... You're right about JLaw's dirty leggings, by the way. -------------------- |
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Sep 23 2014, 16:31
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
What the… why would she take pictures of her dirty— Why the dirty legging pics? o.o You're right about JLaw's dirty leggings, by the way. Simple rule of thumb: Every piece of clothing looks better with a bit of JdB on it And yes, sometimes it really does fire like a shotgun as you can see on the leggings pic Personally I'd draw on someplace else in order to alleviate overpopulation... Forced sterilization, selective breeding, DNA manipulation, developing deseases that mainly affect the weaker races/can't afford to cure or good old genocide? This post has been edited by JdB: Sep 23 2014, 16:32 -------------------- |
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Sep 23 2014, 23:13
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Simple rule of thumb: Every piece of clothing looks better with a bit of JdB on it I'm sorry about your salt-ejaculation-disease.
And yes, sometimes it really does fire like a shotgun as you can see on the leggings pic -------------------- |
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Sep 23 2014, 23:36
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
I'm sorry about your salt-ejaculation-disease. My advice in this regard is: As with everything, overdoing it is hazardous to your health and may come with side-effects. This post has been edited by JdB: Sep 23 2014, 23:36 -------------------- |
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