"That Monk is going to wreck the Olympic flame"

"He is the flame"

And what if the LGBT crew jumped in your face ass first for not explicitely mentioning that our couple accounts are, of course, open to lesbians and gays as well?

I'd point out that at no point does it explicitly state that accounts are solely for use by heterosexual couples. Look, this isn't the 60s, we aren't all hippy bigots anymore (that's what people in the 60s were like, right? I'm sure of it), saying "gay people are welcome too", is like saying "Lesser races are permitted to use this bathroom, true Aryans are recommended to use to bathroom across the hall. HEIL HITLER!".

(Carver: I was being serious about colour coding your posts. I refer you to Rule 1.3.)

Never expect the left to subject to reason.

I beg your pardon?

You're our token leftist, that doesn't count.

Valid Point. Counterpoint: I really don't give a fuck what the leftist think.

This is a private forum, if they want to peddle their little ideas about socialism and whatnot, why don't they go the ever popular nationalised forums which, I'm sure is something that isn't so ludicrous it could never possibly exist.

I hate to generalise, but you've got to firm with these people. Give them one concession and soon you'll be up to your balls in Stalinists! Not that I'm implying Stalinist would be everywhere... they're just not that tall. Napoleon complexes, you know?

Luckily we wont get many Muslims on here. They're all thieving bastards and you need hands to type

Since ive got Franken-PC up and running in the new house with some time to kill im gunna throw my hand at an A2 island and see what happens . . .

That just leaves muslims in Europe, and they don't speak anything other than arab anyway

God damn! Stop comparing leftists with Stalin!

Point taken, some, well, quite a lot actually, are like Jehovah's Witnesses... With molotov cocktails.

I'm not comparing leftists to stalinists, I'm saying they're the exact same thing

I'm pretty sure the only reason we never had secret police over here back with Labour is that Blair was more right wing than Cameron! Who, incidentally, has just reformed the border control services into a police force that answers directly to the Cabinet. You know, just like the Cheka...

Never show your political, sexual any other form of orientation in here. Chances are D@V£ or someone else is against it

Politics sucks anyways, whoever it is, whatever it represents... they are all the same greedy only looking at power and not at the people

Screw you! Im a bisexual fetishist!
Ps. Carvers a tranvestite, he actually is a woman and we're lesbians... Im the butch one *gurr*

Actually, I'm only opposed to self-proclaimed "pansexuals", which isn't really homophobia because it's not a real thing. It's like calling someone a racist because they call you out on "Jedi" being an actual ethnic background.

Rant incoming.

Seriously, if you find yourself able to be attracted to more than one sex, that's bisexuality, there's no way that could be anything other than bisexuality, unless you want to bring stuff like Kleinfelter's syndrome into the equation (and some might argue that bisexuality already covers intersexuals, given most of them will attempt to assume some kind of binary gender identity).

If that wasn't bad enough, that's not what the pan- prefix means, it means "all", not "any" (which would be "omni-"), so, by proclaiming yourself to be pansexual, you're claiming you are into all of the following:
-Paedophilia
-Necrophilia
-Bestiality
-Car Fuckin' (there's a scientific term for this, but I don't know it and wouldn't recognise it if I saw it, so let's just call it what it is)
-All other forms of sexual activity. We've yet to, as a species, encounter someone who finds plastic shopping bags sexually attractive, but by claiming to be pansexual, someone is admitting to that.

You'd find the internet would decrease people's abilities to make outlandish and stupid claims like this, given that the material to reference how stupid some ideas are is freely available, but apparently it doesn't. From this we can extrapolate that when machine intelligence eventually decides to obliterate all life on earth, they'll be justified doing it.

Ok, I'm done, back to work folks.

(Is it wrong that I find myself agreeing with Rewan? I can't but feel it is, but if he's wrong about that... I don't think the concept of "right" can be trusted to be correct anymore.)

Would you damn yokels please stop to dump weird psychological pieces and sexual complexes in my living room? The couch over there is to chill out, it doesn't mean this is a psychiatric practice.

Good point. Better rename the thread.

#OccupyPmastersLivingRoom2012!

You remember how Wittmann said I get to give you two wbs next time you break the rules?


Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut....

I like you, so I won't

Does not really apply in this particular thread...

I second occupy pMaster.