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Oct 3 2016, 20:43
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
I know I'm often a tad slow on the uptake, but is that even a proper sentence right there? On a tablet with it's tiny buttons I consider it an achievement that I even managed to quote the bit of your post that I meant to quote. -------------------- |
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Oct 3 2016, 22:14
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Oh.
If you mean that she's got implants, I'm not sure about that. There's a rather famous video of her, where a journalist by pretending to be gay gets to cop a feel (why did I never think of this)... and she's completely naked in that movie where she plays a man-devouring alien. See, it's actually rather easy to tell real from fake breasts, even when you mustn't touch them (like in Johansson's case). The tells are for the greater part so obvious even from afar and under clothing that I'm actually wondering why so many women have their boobs "done" still. It's like spotting a 75-years-old granma with flawlessly red hair, the observer know it's dyed and so does she; but both are kind of socially bound to pretend otherwise, no? Just think about it, this will give you comfort : breasts with implants can never be drop-shaped in profile like natural breasts are. They do not flatten and move sideways when the woman lies on her back. They do not appear to become longer, and narrower near the pectoral muscles, when she leans over. They do not show the same kind of (wavy) inertia a real breast would if moved, simply because a real breast consists of a variety of tissues and has no "core" of foreign material with a different density. The nipples will always appear to be situated above where they would naturally be since the surgeon can only work with what's there. There will always be visible scars post-op, mostly near the inframammary crease or around the nipples. Last but not least, the (natural) breasts of each and every woman on this planet are lopsided to however large or small an extent, and foolishly enough, cosmetic surgeons always undo this leaving yet another footprint. Business-wise they're geniuses... they make a ton of money by selling a faulty product and acting as though it was as good as the original... normally only banksters get to do that! -------------------- |
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Oct 4 2016, 16:33
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#5443
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
If you mean that she's got implants, I'm not sure about that. There's a rather famous video of her, where a journalist by pretending to be gay gets to cop a feel (why did I never think of this)... and she's completely naked in that movie where she plays a man-devouring alien. Just think about it, this will give you comfort : breasts with implants can never be drop-shaped in profile like natural breasts are. They do not flatten and move sideways when the woman lies on her back. They do not appear to become longer, and narrower near the pectoral muscles, when she leans over. They do not show the same kind of (wavy) inertia a real breast would if moved, simply because a real breast consists of a variety of tissues and has no "core" of foreign material with a different density. The nipples will always appear to be situated above where they would naturally be since the surgeon can only work with what's there. There will always be visible scars post-op, mostly near the inframammary crease or around the nipples. Last but not least, the (natural) breasts of each and every woman on this planet are lopsided to however large or small an extent, and foolishly enough, cosmetic surgeons always undo this leaving yet another footprint. I said she got rid of her implants, that was before she did that nude scene. So typically German, theorizing the engineering principles of naked women rather than just enjoying the show -------------------- |
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Oct 4 2016, 18:30
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Proof! Where's your proof, Your Honor?
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Oct 4 2016, 20:41
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Proof! Where's your proof, Your Honor? https://www.google.de/ Don't make the mistake of doing a Bilder search instead. I did that once, didn't see daylight for the next 4 days ... -------------------- |
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Oct 5 2016, 01:07
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
No, I'm not going to google "does SJ have implants" because that leads only to a couple of discussions like ours (as well as a few tabloids probably owned by Rupert Murdoch).
I think we may have just divided by zero. On a previous note, I saw most movies with her save a few that didn't interest me at all (like "Under the Skin", ironically). Didn't spot signs of implants. -------------------- |
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Oct 9 2016, 20:17
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
No, I'm not going to google "does SJ have implants" because that leads only to a couple of discussions like ours (as well as a few tabloids probably owned by Rupert Murdoch). Well that's your problem right there. I never search using entire sentences like that, leads to rubbish click-bait sites, just keywords instead. -------------------- |
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Oct 10 2016, 06:49
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
Come back to board for fortnightly check.
Last remaining bastion are engaged in a thoughtful, evidence based discussion of celebrity mammary glands and the female bust in general. I feel I should put a stop to this or appeal to some standard or the rules... but I've lost what little remained of my admin moral compass and don't care. Proceed. I'm surprised the board has remained clean in general tbh. So typically German, theorizing the engineering principles of naked women rather than just enjoying the show You've made my day Dutchman -------------------- |
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Oct 10 2016, 13:35
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
I never search using entire sentences like that, leads to rubbish click-bait sites, just keywords instead. ONE SIMPLE TIP FOR AVOIDING CLICKBAIT! ADVERTISERS HATE HIM! -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Oct 10 2016, 22:23
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Fecking brilliant.
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Oct 28 2016, 00:59
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Lissen' up kids, 'cause this is important.
Some people have feet for hands. FEET for HANDS. It is our god-given (and like, from the big guy himself, not the Pope, the Archbishop of Canterbury, Mohammed or Zoroaster or any of those clowns) mission to seek out these people. Then loudly, in awkward public situations (such as, like, a dinnerparty or maybe some kind of Jazz concert), let everyone know about their hilarious weird-arse foothands. Conversely, some people have hands for feet. This, however, is perfectly normal and fine, in fact, some philosophic types would even argue that handfoots are in fact some kind of masterrace. So, in short, Foothands = Bad, Handfeet = Good. I hope that's clear. Also Sprache druken Dave. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Oct 28 2016, 04:12
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
This might be the weirdest drunk post of all times.
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Oct 28 2016, 12:46
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
Yet not the weirdest D@VE post of all time.
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Oct 28 2016, 13:21
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Look, people need to know about the foothands thing. It's a serious issue.
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Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Oct 28 2016, 16:42
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Yet not the weirdest D@VE post of all time. Mere alcohol will only you get so far ... -------------------- |
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Nov 7 2016, 17:33
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
So true:
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Nov 7 2016, 19:29
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
"The people of Germany?" A few angry leftists from Germany more like. I don't like Trump, but I don't feel entitled to tell the citizens of another democracy whom to elect.
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Nov 7 2016, 22:51
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
"The people of Germany?" A few angry leftists from Germany more like. I don't like Trump, but I don't feel entitled to tell the citizens of another democracy whom to elect. No, you just feel entitled to tell Europe to accept several million religious fanatics without asking questions -------------------- |
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Nov 8 2016, 05:53
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Again: "You?" A few angry leftists from Germany more like.
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Nov 8 2016, 14:03
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Yeeeeeeeeeees, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, let the hate flow through you... now, strike down your "friend" *motions towards "Dutchxit"*
(I couldn't find a picture of Nigel Farage as Emperor Palpatine... that really seems to me like something that should exist...) I sort of want Donald Trump to win the election, he's a terrible person who'll ruin the lives of millions of Americans, but he's also an abject failure with an overinflated ego, there's no better candidate the ruin the US. Hillary Clinton on the other hand will be at least 4 more years of unmitigated imperialism, billions of casualities in another "police action", and the most hilarious thing is that she isn't even that much less Hitler-esque than the tiny handed man. Of course, I guess it'd really some shadowy cabal running things, to stop him from having a war with Canada or something... stupid shadowy cabals, always ruining my fun -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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