6 hours in the life of David Cameron.

Cameron: *sits down to watch Die Hard 4*
Cameron: "see the C variant couldn't do that! wait ill call Westy"
Cameron: *calls Admiral West*
West: "f*ck off before i hurt you"
Cameron to parliament: "after great deliberation and advice were buying the F35B"



Maybe if we tell Texas Daves black?

Pretty much, he really has not got any clue what to do has he?! 65,000 tonnes of aircraft carrier with shitty sub-standard jump-jets on it. GG Cameron. GG.

It's not that I don't like it, but does anyone know why CO is currently the 5th top seller on steam? I mean, it's not on sale or anything, and when you look at the other stuff, it's all new releases or special offers... it's weird.

Ha, I thought you of all people might have heard of DayZ. Check the online server list. It's unreal.

Or should I say, undead.

Muahahahaha.

ha.

You should all come and play DayZ with Zeus. We have fun times.

A tornado warning has been issued for my county.

And no, I'm not talking about the airplane.

Black and White radar image:
Live radar satellite of Europe. The red circle shows your storm - a Supercell, like the huge storms you get in America! The dotted line and arrow show path and direction of the cell. Compare the size of the cell with the uk ... that thing is a beast!!

Colourful blue image:
This shows 'Cape' and 'Lift index'. Cape is the lid on the pressure pot. The more cape, the harder the storm has to push to lift the lid and form a storm. The harder it pushes the bigger the storm. Lift index is the rate at which a bit of warm air is lifted into the sky. High values of Lift index make tornadoes. The yellow and red zones show where the cape and lift index is and ive circled where the German zone is. The numbers in white show the chance of thunderstorms forming. You need a value of -2 or more to make good thunderstorms.

The orange '1' image:
This is ESTOFEX. Europe's version of Americas Storm Prediction Centre. The orange 1 zone shows nicely the areas at risk from tornadoes today and the yellow box shows 50% chance of lightning.

Basically...
The rain cloud hit the cape zone and exploded into a supercell with tornadoes and lightning!

ps: you lucky bastard

There was a whirlwind about 10 kilometers from here, luckily no full-blown tornado though.

In a totally unrelated note, do you guys know these days when you'll hit anything but the toilet?

I've never had a problem with that, but you know, longer barrels do improve accuracy!

Yeah, but it can become a hindrance if the barrel is too long like it is for me, tight spaces and all.

Well, that's true! But the field outside the old porcelain factory is pretty open, plenty of space to set up a good shooting position. That wouldn't be a problem unless you insist on being really close to the fence like an arsehole.

Just to clarify, that is what we're talking about, right? Using old toilets as target practice? Because I just realized someone could horribly misconstrue what I said!

It's not about sizes... the propellant is the problem.

And don't forget to keep everything properly lubricated!

Don't worry we can just moth ball them and sell them back to the yanks for half what we paid...

Not sure which of you guys are in the UK bit is anyone else going to Tank Fest at Bovington?

How can you prevent your girlfriend from breaking up with you?

- Just steal her wheelchair!

Pay me the flight and I'm so there!

ITV2 im on TV



edit: LOL Paris (carvers wife) is now that silly woman from desperate house wife XD fail agent is fail

....damnit, wish I could get to Bovington. Perhaps next year.

Also, after a slight database error we now resume our regular scheduling.

You should

I've been signed off work for 4 days minimum. Let the boredom begin.

Oops sorry from indigo!

I know of a thing we could do for days that will have the added benefit of functioning as a full body workout at the same time. From your experience on this forum it really shouldn't come as a surprise as to what I am implying