 Annoying Things Thread, The Armedassault.info Spiritual Care Thread |
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 Mar 20 2009, 15:27
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 Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain  Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19  |
Allergic attacks when no antiallergenic agents are at home.
But I'll withstand the agony. That's my way of saying "Fuck you mother nature". -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google!    R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Mar 21 2009, 11:01
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker  Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
Windows Live Messenger 9.0 ¬_¬ Useless PoS killed itself so rolled back to 8.5 ¬_¬
--------------------   -------------------- Heed my words or risk being beaten with a stick then fed to my associate D@V£ The Rules - Most places have rules, these are ours Read them! Moderation Feedback Thread - Let everyone know how much you don't like D@V£ -------------------- |
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Mar 21 2009, 14:19
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman  Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
short notice Job offers, am either going to half to turn up stupidly late for work tonight or offer half price and do half the time for the job offer.
-------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Mar 21 2009, 19:21
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
QUOTE(Benoist @ Feb 6 2009, 04:41)  - My teeth... I brush then 3 times per day, almost fime minutes each time, I always carry one with toothpaste when I travel, it's the only part of my body that I REALLY take care of. I'm the only one in my family without teeth problems because of the above, however I can't get them to be white! I have a yellowish color in every tooth and most noticiable near the gums. My dentist says that it's normal in some people, but is annoying anyway. Just one thing... don't brush your teeth TOO much! -------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Mar 21 2009, 19:59
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
And don't brush your teeth within an hour or so after your last meal. Sour or sweet food will soak your tooth enamel and you'll basically just scrape your enamel off instead of really cleaning your teeth.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Mar 26 2009, 15:33
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Mr. Argentina 2012 Group: Newshound Posts: 498 Joined: 20-October 07 From: Argentina Member No.: 1,502 |
I had just been called from TeleTech, an important company (important in the world of CallCenters, that is), I passed the phone interview and were organizing for the face-to-face meeting when I ask about the workhours... The only hours avaible are from 3 PM to 9 PM, and I've to go to college at 7 PM.
The other company never called me back, if there is a god he can screw himself. |
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Mar 26 2009, 17:03
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
You're going to work in a call centre?
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Mar 26 2009, 17:15
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Mr. Argentina 2012 Group: Newshound Posts: 498 Joined: 20-October 07 From: Argentina Member No.: 1,502 |
*were
And yes, why the question? I know, it's a sh*tty job, but they payment is not that bad (at least here) and well, as I don't have anyother work experience that's one of the best jobs I can apply. |
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Mar 26 2009, 17:24
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
No reason, I just detest most people who work in them :- )
-------------------- -------------------- Heed my words or risk being beaten with a stick then fed to my associate D@V£ The Rules - Most places have rules, these are ours Read them! Moderation Feedback Thread - Let everyone know how much you don't like D@V£ -------------------- |
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Mar 28 2009, 21:32
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
My very good friend (with whom I just had a few drinks
 ) works at a call centre, too... the hours are fairly odd (midday 'till 8 PM), for him compared to normal working hours, that is, and he's a tad pissed off at the work "sometimes"... but then again, if it's all that's available and the pay's quite good, too...
-------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Mar 29 2009, 08:43
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
F*cking daylight savings!
It's not that I don't like farmers, but seriously, why not a 10-minute jump each day for the first 6 days of the week, than a whole hour jump on the last day. When I need to get up 9. And I've set my alarm for half seven. And now it's half-8. F*cking daylight savings... -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Mar 29 2009, 15:29
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Here in Germany we owe daylight saving time to Adolf Hitler.
His legacy was good enough for young Germany to abolish everything his regime introduced except for this little nasty thing: Daylight saving time. -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Mar 29 2009, 17:36
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
I should have known something as nefarious as daylight savings would have been supported by Nazis
-------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Mar 30 2009, 14:07
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Up to this day, Germany is renaming streets or places the name of which were given during the Nazi time. You can't even publicly say that the Autobahn programme of the Nazis was a good thing.
But daylight saving time...That's a thing we must praise. Waste seperation is an invention from the Nazis, too. The arms industry should have easier access to recyclable ressources. Econazis, that's what we are. -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Apr 7 2009, 15:29
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Captchas. Make them readable, goddamnit!
Although this one was great: 
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Apr 28 2009, 03:24
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
Evolutionary biology/ists: your subject is pointless, it helps no one with any real problems, has no finicial or comercial merits and adds another sodding exam to my list with about as much relevance to what I want to do with my degree as one of the pope's speaches. ARGH!
-------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Apr 28 2009, 10:18
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE(JynX @ Apr 28 2009, 03:24) Fixed that for you
-------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Apr 28 2009, 12:07
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
Typically arrogant physicist
-------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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May 20 2009, 13:45
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Mr. Argentina 2012 Group: Newshound Posts: 498 Joined: 20-October 07 From: Argentina Member No.: 1,502 |
Political Correctness. I've my ass full of that sh*t, I don't want other people to use it... but when they edit my messages to "improvee" them...
 **I normally hate the use of smiles, but this time I really don't have words. |
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May 20 2009, 14:09
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Someone edited your posts to make them "politically correct"?
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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